Big Tits Cuban, Lincoln - Morose, time-wasting, lazy.

[Snagbadjer]

I had the displeasure of visiting this lazy Latina recently. I paid £60 for thirty minutes.

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Location
Off Burton Rd, Lincoln.

Looks
Same as in the pics. Huge tits, big ass, thick straight black hair, braces on both upper and lower teeth, at least mid-forties, tattoo on stomach, tramp stamp on the lower back. I asked her if she was really Cuban and she said no, Dominican. So why say it if you're not?

The meet
A quick exchange of texts, with time and services arranged. I gave plenty of notice and arrived in good time. Was not kept waiting and ushered to the property.

However, when I arrived she'd clearly only just got out of bed, was unkempt, morose, spoke zero English and did not seem bothered.

I handed the notes over and was then made to wait while she took an age to have a shower, and I heard the sound of a puff of talc being applied (?).

The action consisted of lacklustre OW, missionary, doggy, legs on shoulders and then finish. I didn't hang about and had no intention of staying the full half hour; it was far too grim for that.

She was a zealot with the wipes, which contrasted with the dire state of her room.

As I exited the door: "If you like, come back", her blank glare never changing. Needless to say, I won't be back.

I'd suggest you avoid this one, unless you're into big-breasted Latinas and just fancy a P&D.

[Wadebridge]

Thanks for the review and for sharing your experience Snagbadger. 
The pics of 'Big Tits Cuban' Michelle, on AW and on 'Acemassage', kneeling on that chair, with her sexy red dress and those big natural DR cannons sticking out in front of her, are just mesmerising.
Her pose and smile reminds me of lovely Vanessa Del from the DR, one of my fav porn stars, and I would've been reeled in like a helpless, struggling fish, if she'd been touring in my area. So thanks for the advice to steer clear. I consider myself forewarned.
Sorry you didn't get your money's worth from your visit to this lady. I can easily see why you were tempted. Better luck on the next one. 
Wade 

[Snagbadjer]

These Latinas get around, Wade, as I'm sure you know, so hopefully she comes by your area sometime. I wouldn't warn you off her - I just had a rubbish punt. The tits and ass are for real, and she lets you take full advantage of them. The main annoyance for me was the sleeping in, and the long shower.

[Wadebridge]

The tits and ass are for real, and she lets you take full advantage of them.

Thanks for your intel Snagbadger. Good to know that she allows unfettered and uncomplaining access to her big ass cheeks and flesh pillows.
She might be worth a £60 p&d if she's ever in my area, although no owo might be a deal breaker for me, and I do like a WG to speak just a little English.
But hey, thanks for putting her on the radar fella.

[sparkus]

Does get around! There's been discussions on her in London and East of England forums.