Went into this with fiery lead in my pencil + high hopes,experienced a service that mostly reflected the 50 Shades of Grey book in colour,certainly not in action quality…..
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Location : Price Spent days chasing a meet with several ignored contacts ,eventually booked with call, all good thereafter. Not necessarily her forte. Apartment complex a short walk from the canalside Eateries/Retail park in town centre.Nice clean flat with decent bathroom/towel.
80/30 Services - Massage: OWO : sheathed doggy : laughable “CIM”
* no K/FK offered-a sign of the times,not really bothered in this punt anyway
KatAW age of 37 - PORKY PIES
- 45ish+ more realistic.About 5’3”,prob fits a 12 dress.Thicc cellulited thighs + v.big ass.Big chesticles(prob. fake) + dark nips.Slight belly.Tan complexion,attractive IMO sharp-featured face with long black hair - Asian/Middle Eastern vibes.
Claims to be from Black Country - not obvious from accent.
Tatts -right shoulder + entire right side,also above bumcrack
Wearing black bra,thong + pinkish-orange crocodile
skin- effect stilettos.
Friendly welcome + nicely chatty.
EventsScrubbed + scented up.She towel-dried my back after showering - a nice touch.
Kick off - back massage.Better than average ,with a few CC swipes + fingernail tickles of the beanbag.A few good body slides upwards,squashing + dragging her ample udders either side of my spine -errm nice
! Heavy + soft milkers.Best phase of the meet.Tells you all.
Asked what I wanted next,she needs to be led....prefer a girl who’s proactive for some of the punt.Started chomping on the stirring sausage.The suck,frankly,was below average + kept my toes straight,no danger whatsoever of curling them .Not deep,sloppy,varied or creative.Also asked for some ballsucking,but this consisted of feathery licks + nibbles.C’mon luv,your quality of whoring is soooo boring-can you get outta 1st gear? Had to stifle my yawns….
Onto the poke.Again,had to direct her. Todger tuxedo on,stuck her from behind with an 80% boner -dunno how.Not a peep from her.Would've got more vocalisation from the local cemetery’s occupants
.Some (fake) reaction/encouragement would’ve been nice.She's got v. big, firm(ish) boulders
,adorned above the ass crack with a small butterfly tatt.Nice view.
But - even this bumfest + doggy pump hadn’t lit the 100% arousal fuse. All felt insipid,clinical with a TCP smell.A few mins of this,and then onto my usual....
Finale. Jacked the serpent lying down,she hovered her barely- open mouth about an inch above the snakehead to “receive” the globby venom.90%+ of the eruptions spattered her lips and didn't enter
. The number of girls who claim to do CIM but then craftily engineer a cum dodge is pissing me off….. Last time I checked, my jizz wasn’t radioactive green slime teeming with mutant,tadpole-sized sperm! Oh,wait….
2nd shower + chat for a 15min overrun.A really pleasant,well- travelled girl.
The walking pro$$ie ATM - Mr.Lagosmargaret - left,emerging from the Mists of Mediocrity
.His endorphins barely stirred,certainly not shaken.Unlike the breakfast cereal,not-so-Special K.
Overall score-6.0The Blacks + Whites that made this a GreyWas the service VFM,IMO ? No.A good -albeit short - massage with a crap BJ + sex as forgettable bolt-ons.Parlour style quality,no spontaneity/initiative. Unfortunately, 80/30 (or even more) is the fairly ubiquitous whoring wage now.What stops this sliding into the red zone- by the width of an ant’s pubic hair- is that Kat was : welcoming : attentive : friendly : willing to perform (if not v.well) : no clockwatcher + had an attractive (for age) face,decent boobies + bum .Grey from me.Others may’ve stamped this lacklustre punt red.
Maybe we were as suited to each other as Geoff Boycott would’ve been to 20/20 cricket-minimal chemistry? Or her current standard service? You decide.
Absolutely not champing at the bit/tit to return.....
The Punting Gods haven’t smiled on me recently - seem to have crashed into the buffers with my last few forays
.A sad indictment of the Brum/WM scene at the mo.
LM
