Author Topic: The 80's and 90's honeys thread  (Read 24852 times)

Online Davey Dykes

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Seen a few mentions of starting one recently but no-one has picked up the baton as yet so I might as well.

Starting off with my personal favourite from page 3, still lovely today.



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As I recall, the Erika Eleniak 'cake scene' in Under Seige seemed to be a formative moment for many on here...

Cindy Crawford certainly got me through my teens, especially the (covered :dash:) topless body shot.

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As the previous thread migrated into 80s, former Miss India turned select call girl Pamella Bordes deserves a mention for her stint in front of the lens.


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I thought, and still do, that Patricia Ford, a US Playmate from the early 90's was just sheer beauty.

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Eva Herzigova

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Ad campaign is 26 years old. Would it be alowed now? I think not, sad times


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Eva Herzigova

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Ad campaign is 26 years old. Would it be alowed now? I think not, sad times

Man! That classic billboard ad of Eva and her "boys" used to literally stop traffic! :wacko:

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Charmaine Sinclair my all time favourite woman, in her prime she was so hot, but made so few porn videos.

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80's Kelly LeBrock

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Although my teenage cock was sure aroused The Woman In Red, but man-oh-man I jacked off countless times to Kelly in Weird Science :wacko: ...

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Jeez, I well-fancied Kelly McGillis in the 80s, and how I wished she would top off my gun! ...

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I even waded through the boredom of Witness (not a fun film for a teenage boy), just to glimpse Kelly's tits ... and probably have a wank! :blush: ...

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That is a GREAT shout. Even today she is just as gorgeous.

Agreed, once saw her in person back in the day and she just oozed sex appeal.  Got up the noses of racist muppets as well for being shacked up with Derek Redmond :sarcastic:

Two Rs in Sharron :hi:

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A stunner back then but like Melanie Sykes (another candidate for inclusion :wacko:) is a bit too gaunt/tucked now.

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Janet by Janet Jackson was certainly a memorable album cover of that era:

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René Elizondo Jr was a lucky fucker.  I was quite insufferable at school trying to 're-enact' it in the lunch queue :sarcastic:
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Sofia Coppola, played Mary Corleone in Godfather 3.

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Sofia Coppola, played Mary Corleone in Godfather 3.

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I've seen it said somewhere that there's an unspoken rule that humanity won't discuss or acknowledge Godfather Part III.

She certainly didn't get that part on merit and TBH I find all her films garbage too.

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Maria Whittaker.

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Beats Fox and Lusardi any day of the week.  My brother had a poster of her for the computer game Barbarian up on his wall :wacko:

I just read she has a younger sister, Lisa, who she used to pose topless with but I can find no pics of Whittaker Jr.

And if you need to see her chebs jiggle:

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Beats ... Lusardi any day of the week. 

Wash your mouth out with soap ... she was perfection

Another lass for this thread imo is nena who sang 99 red balloons ... who is apparently 60 now and still fuckable i suspect.

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Wash your mouth out with soap ... she was perfection

Another lass for this thread imo is nena who sang 99 red balloons ... who is apparently 60 now and still fuckable i suspect.

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I would  :drinks:

I prefer some other 80's singers

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I prefer some other 80's singers

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Vanessa Paradis

She does a few costume changes in this version.

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Robin Givens;

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i hate this fucken bitch gold digging motherfucking slut!!
She try to destroy a great mans life!!!
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Eternal female pop group 😋👅👅👅😋👅👅👅😋😋👅the two Bennett sisters and Kelly Bryan
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Eternal female pop group 😋👅👅👅😋👅👅👅😋😋👅the two Bennett sisters and Kelly Bryan

And Louise Redknapp as well!

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And Louise Redknapp as well!

Who hasn't aged well IMO.

Eternal were once billed as the UK's answer to SWV in the US (who themselves had a Boys II Men matching outfits thing going on).  Not the finest looking sistas but the song 'Downtown' is about why a guy needs to devote some tongue time downstairs to take the relationship to the next level:

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Gail Porter was worth a seeing to, back in the day. Remember her on some shite video game show.

Sure she did a topless spread at some point. Looks fucked now though.

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Gail Porter was worth a seeing to, back in the day. Remember her on some shite video game show.

Sure she did a topless spread at some point. Looks fucked now though.

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She married;

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Gail Porter was worth a seeing to, back in the day. Remember her on some shite video game show.

Sure she did a topless spread at some point. Looks fucked now though.

I've probably got the wrong end of the stick so apologies, but it's harsh to judge her now after physical and mental health issues.

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I've probably got the wrong end of the stick so apologies, but it's harsh to judge her now after physical and mental health issues.
Time has been incredibly cruel to her. In the late 90s around that FHM photoshoot she was pretty much the perfect woman, at least physically.

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She married;

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She dated Keith, but dumped him because she said he was too nice. she then married the cunt guitarist out of Dodgy, who cheated on her making her hair fall out.

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Wendy James for the 80's
Jennifer Connolly circa the Rocketeer in the 90s


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She dated Keith, but dumped him because she said he was too nice. she then married the cunt guitarist out of Dodgy, who cheated on her making her hair fall out.


Apparently  she dump him because he was never home. (Always out starting fires)  :D
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I know she's been mentioned on another thread but I'm going to mention her again Erika Eleniak
The only reason worth watching the film Under Siege.

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From Buffy the vampire slayer Charisma Carpenter

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