Seen this one a few weeks back.
External Link/Members Only Comms all fine mainly by text, location leaving a fair bit to be desired and way too passive for my liking.
Pretty unimpressed all told.
So gets to the address provided and gain entry, first impressions are not good and didn't really pick up from here on in. Plaster is all dried out and falling in clumps from the ceiling, okay it's an old building and I don't want to come across all Dion Dublin or Martin Twatface here and start banging on about knocking through or installing modern central heating systems and the like but for fuck sake, spend 20 minutes with a dustpan and brush gathering it up. No, the lazy cunts just leave it loose to get trampled into the carpet. This is a rental I've been to in the past although not for a while so whether it is just a normal AirB&B or not it's owned by a minker. If you're reading this, sort it out you fucking Tink.
So get to the flat and am let in by Lydia, lass in the pictures no doubt but I'm disappointed, not by her looks which are true enough representation but by her figure. She makes a point about keeping in shape on her profile. Now I accept that's been hard to get to a Gym for the last several months with the current restrictions but she's way, way fatter than I expected. I doubt you could shovel enough crisps and cakes in to gain that amount of weight in a short period of time.
Personality wise she's way too quiet and withdrawn and needs to be assertive, yes I know she states she's a sub and that's all fine and well when it comes to business but not before business starts. Might be fine for some, not me.
Services provided, OWO, FK ,fucking were fine if nothing much to write home about. Couldn't be arsed with RO.
80 quid for 30 minutes.
Return - no.
Recommend - no.
