External Link/Members OnlyThere are some other reviews / comments on here about her being Emily 5683807 / Bethany / Sophie 5513631 . I've looked at the pictures of those girls and they're not her.
The reviews / potential connected accounts surrounding this girl weren't overly wonderful, but the punting options in Cambridge at the time were limited and / or girls just didn't respond. Several girls had their
AVAILABLE TODAY green light on, but don't show their phone number
Thankfully I was just passing through the area, it's a bit of a punting desert.
Booking & CommsSome initial discussion over text for a punt a few hours later. Confirmed all services which matched what was on her profile.
LocationShe was in a budget chain hotel in Cambridge CB1 – she appears to work from different locations.
Price:30 Minutes £90 + £10 for CIM
The GirlAbbey is the girl in the profile – except she seems much younger and immature in person – worryingly so

. She’s quite awkward in her ways, conversation doesn’t flow naturally. It’s as though she’s trying to act more mature and grown up than she really is.
Her profile says ”tanned and toned”. Trade description alert - She is pasty white and whilst she’s not flabby, she certainly isn’t toned. She stands about 5’2” she is a size 8 / 10. Size B natural boobs but not shapely and pert, a bit saggy.
The PuntI was running late by 30 minutes and advised her to check if this was still OK. That was OK. Once I arrived she kept me waiting for 25 minutes – she told me they were changing her room. This wasn’t so much of a problem at this particular time as I had plenty of calls to make while I sat in my car, but other times I would have left. I also gave her leeway because I was late.
I enter the hotel room and we exchange pleasantries and money, agree on the services – she reminds me of her OWO policy on hygiene, so I ask to use the shower. This is where it gets weird. She tells me that the shower is “closed” WTF – I ask what do you mean? It doesn’t open – So I tell her I will open it (it has one of those slots on the outside to open in an emergency. I put a coin in there and start to turn it, but it’s really stiff, I eventually get it to move and she pretends to try to push the door open but it won’t budge. I ask her if there’s someone in there. She swears “
100%, there’s no one in there”.
Then I see the lock on the bathroom door go and it’s back around at the locked position – I say WTF why don’t you just admit there’s someone in there – “I’m not discussing it” she says. So I presume she is sharing with another SP – If they can’t afford two rooms why couldn’t she just go and wait in the lobby!!
I decide to proceed anyway and I get undressed. Whilst she tries to be friendly, she is awkward and everything she says is awkward.
At various points she tells me her do’s and don’ts.
“You can’t sit on that bed, that’s the one I sleep on” (you mean it’s the other girls bed).
“I’m really small as you can see and I don’t like being on top, it’s really painful for me”.
“I can try doggy and missionary”.
“You have to go slowly and we’ll see how we get on”I decide that I need to be assertive with this girl, so I just tell her to start sucking my cock – she does so and works hard at getting me hard. She goes straight to OWO, with no question about hygiene. She holds the shaft and bobs her head up and down furiously sucking the top half of the shaft. Great eye contact the whole time.
Then she tells me “
I’m really small, so I don’t think I can handle your cock, it’s too big”. This isn't done in a sexy way to make me feel good about the size of my cock, this is her trying to get out of having sex. (I don’t really fancy fucking her anyway, but now decide I will just because.)
I tell her bullshit, it’s nothing extraordinary and I’m going to fuck you – she concedes and we start in missionary – she’s scrunching her face all the time and she moans like she’s in pain, occasionally looking up at me and trying to make out like she's enjoying it.
I’ve had enough of this, so I switch to doggy. The way she positioned herself it was difficult to enter her, but I eventually do and build up a pace. It’s quite a good position because her arse is high up in the air and at a perfect height, I grab hold of her arse cheeks and smash her hard.
When I’ve had enough of that I pull the condom off and tell her to kneel on the floor and start sucking. This time I hold her head and make sure she get’s all my cock in her mouth. She’s looking up at me, just like in the second profile picture on her AW profile page

. I finally unload in her mouth. She’s only sucking the tip but keeps it in her mouth until I pull out. She seems to hesitate on what to do next

, spit or swallow. The bathroom isn’t available, there’s no baby wipes(WTF). She eventually swallows it

.
I’m done and I just want to go. It’s not ideal, there are no clean up options, but as she’s sucked me clean I just get dressed and go.
Summary:An awkward girl working in a less than ideal situation. Not sexy, doesn’t create a sexy atmosphere, barely competent and isn’t suited to this business.
I’m pretty sure from the info above, if she’s reading this she’ll know who I am.
Positives;Not a cum dodger – can’t think of anything else.
Negatives;Too many;
Do’s and don’ts, strange situation regarding someone else in the room, no sexual atmosphere, no way to deal with your own hygiene and clean up, overpriced, under par BJ, limited positions.
Verdict;Negative – I can’t think of one good reason to return - even to get that CIM / swallow finish.