Author Topic: Chacha Ree -Selly Oak- Birmingham- Certified Loopy...Avoid Avoid Avoid  (Read 2712 times)


25 review(s) for Chacha ree (14 positive, 6 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Quotelife

Meet happened a couple weeks ago...

Link: External Link/Members Only

Location - Selly Oak near student housing, small terraced house

Looks - I did find her sexy...she has a naughty/sexy look about her especially in the heels and short dress she wears
Service: I shall start with the positive first and really the only positive is she does a decent massage. I have had better but nevertheless it was a good massage and the body to body was different to what i had but she rubs her body everywhere. Its pretty good.

However i am never going back. From the moment i walked in she was going crazy. She first was complaining why i called her instead of texting her. Then she complained becus i said i would be there 4:15 and ended up getting there 4:20. Apparently she could have eaten her lunch in that time. Then i got told off becus i walked the wrong way when i got in the room. I was supposed to walk towards the chair in the corner put my trainers under the chair and clothes all on top. Got another telling off for leaving trainers on the side.

Onto the massage bed and still complaining about all the things i done wrong so far then to add to it. I wasnt allowed to move my arms, my head, no turning to the side to look at mirrors, she manhandled my arms a few times and put them into the place she wanted them. On the turn over she was complaining cus i was breathing. All in all a terrible experience and i could not just wait to get out of there. I would never go again and would advise all to avoid.

In my opinion all the positive reviews must have got either a discount to leave the review or some other incentive becus this lady is bat s**** crazy.

Offline bonham

Ooow the chair dont walk past it I did aswell and got verbal abuse along with moving my head looking in the mirror why have the mirror in front of the table if your not allowed to use it take it out.i thurt about them positive reviews like you did and wondered how can thay be in the state she has got herself into but didn't go as far has you seid about discounts

Offline jimmymac

With all these negative reports saying how crazy she is, I am almost tempted to go and see her, just  for the experience!! :lol: :lol:

Offline bonham

With all these negative reports saying how crazy she is, I am almost tempted to go and see her, just  for the experience!! :lol: :lol:
Plan your escape route  before entering

Offline dog999

Was she formally known as 'the crazy frog?'. :hi:

Offline Quotelife

With all these negative reports saying how crazy she is, I am almost tempted to go and see her, just  for the experience!! :lol: :lol:



Thats the reason i went...Curiosity...but honestly money can be well spent in better places elsewhere.

I am going to be doing a catch up review of balance on coventry road. Much better experience

Online Jasonk71

The owner of Balance has another shop in Erdington