Lauren Impulse Escorts

[cockneybstrd]

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Sometimes in the punting world you have a stroke luck. Had impulsive tenner on treble on the football in the BTTS + Match Result today which landed at 94.8/1.  I already had a punt lined up for tomorrow and by half seven I could see watching the Masters with my score on Ricki Fowler at 50/1 e/w wasn’t going to come in I decided to reach for the tablet and see what was available.
My punt tomorrow is a bit Made in Chelsea so tonight I went for a bit of TOWIE
Lauren is 5ft1 probably size 8 top Size 10 bottom which is rather nicely rounded. Facially she is quite a pretty type of girl you would probably have seen down the Epping Forest Country Club (for older essex readers) or Faces (for the younger ones) getting off with the reserve team keeper from Leyton Orient.  I would say she is close to 28 than 25 as advertised.
Lauren arrived within 30 mins of me calling the agency services had been agreed via phone before hand. On arrival we sorted the paperwork and offered lauren the chance to freshen up which she did.
Started off with some FK I wouldn’t call it deep and good feel of her firm but small tits. I went for some RO to start with and she was fresh and responsive (no fingers) this was followed by some covered oral. I got her to kneel down in front of me and she had tiny hands (so good for the smaller guys who want an ego boost) lots of ball sucking and some very good oral she has quite a slow and deliberate technique which is quite arousing.
Anyway  had to start in doggy as she has quite a round arse it was a pretty dam good view and she kept doing the look over the shoulder for eye contact which was good and some surprisingly good bit of dirty talk. I could feel myself getting too excited so I ended up with her doing a bit of face sitting while I calmed down a little.
Fresh condom on followed by a lot more oral from Lauren this time a bit deeper and as requested a lot of ball sucking.  Got her to go on top and do the work, she is more of grinder at first than a rider but after some encouragement she went hard on top and rode me like tom queally on frankel and brought about a hard finish for me
Positives
The girl in the photos and not heavily photo shopped
Good oral skills
Takes instructions
Very nice arse
Responsive to RO
Half hour delivery time
This was a good towie experience I am looking forward to my Made in Chelsea one tomorrow

[darkknightrises]

Nice punt.... I looked at their website there is no rates listed... what did you pay? Are their rates fixed or do the girls charge extra for any services?

Cheers in advance

[Jason]

Nice punt.... I looked at their website there is no rates listed... what did you pay? Are their rates fixed or do the girls charge extra for any services?

Cheers in advance

The price is fixed for all girls. It is £125 for the first hour and £115 for each hour thereafter. I personally often book for 2hrs as 1 plus 1 extension (for a total of £240). There are other "outcall only" agencies as well but Impulse is one of the best. You may read this thread if you are interested. You discuss/confirm services on the phone with the girl prior to booking her.

[Sherbert07]

Cockneyb I think we're kind of in the same area, ie towie land. On the Impulse sit, Lauren doesn't come up under the Essex section or do they work a wide area and you just see who is available at the time? Cheers

Ps talking of keepers, I know the girl who was banging the Daggers no. 1 

[cockneybstrd]

Hi Darkknight

As Jason states after you say who you want to book to the main reception the girl calls you back. And its 125 per hour or 240 for two as Jason states

Hi Sherbert07

Dont worry about the sections they have about 11 websites for all different regions around the south east which all essentially operate out of the same office in essex with the same girls

I ve seen about 15-20 different escorts from Impulse over the last 3 years. Only 3 spring to mind as being bad punts and they arent at the agency anymore

I would also say the photos of the escorts in front of the colourful curtains are pretty much ok of course they are photoshopped to make flatter stomachs etc but they dont put fake photos up in my experience unlike other agencies

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

I think they might be based in Hatfield, the landline postcode is for Hatfield 

[cockneybstrd]

This might explain it
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They have about 16+ sites with the same pro's on but its all on divert lines to one place is my guess

Oh and got my E/W money for Fowler as well which was half decent result in the end

[PalinFan1979]

First time posting, and I hate to jump in with a negative, but I just tried calling them up to get a girl round to my place in Kent, and they told me they don't cover that area, they only cover North London.

I tried to point out that their website suggested otherwise, and was told I must have misread it.

Unless I sounded like a timewaster on the phone (which I don't think I did, I was pretty straighforward in asking "Which ladies were available to get to my home in Maidstone in Kent"), I am a bit peeved (to say the least) about their inaccurate advertising!