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Offline Logamimo

Have had a catheter in place place up the old chap since January so as you can imagine my punting activities have been severely curtailed. The problem has now been resolved no thanks to the NHS, as I've had to pay for private protate surgery. Just taking some time to allow things to settle down and heal fully before punting again. This has been the longest period of total abstinence that I've ever experienced (six months). Just wondered if any of you guys have ever broken this record. The definition of total abstinence is no sex not even a wank for over six months.  :scare:

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I think it was about 12 years for me.   :hi:

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Have had a catheter in place place up the old chap since January so as you can imagine my punting activities have been severely curtailed. The problem has now been resolved no thanks to the NHS, as I've had to pay for private protate surgery. Just taking some time to allow things to settle down and heal fully before punting again. This has been the longest period of total abstinence that I've ever experienced (six months). Just wondered if any of you guys have ever broken this record. The definition of total abstinence is no sex not even a wank for over six months.  :scare:
Hope you recover fully soon.
I can't remember going more than 2 days without an orgasm... 6 months sounds like a living hell
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Offline sub_marine

I somehow managed to work how to make myself cum at 4 years old, the reason I know I was that young is that my family moved house before I turned 5, and it happened at the old house.  Managed to repeat it every night for pretty much the next 20 years.  Had a few weekends off when I went to scout camps and we had dorms to sleep in, then school trip for a week aged 12, then longest was 2 weeks when aged 21 on a lads holiday to ibiza after graduation.  Now go through phases of twice a day down to once every 3 days.  No way I could ever last 6 weeks, never mind 6 months.

Offline NIK

I initially though this was about abstaining from punting rather than wanking.

For the record I am now on the longest abstinence from punting since I started punting regularly in 1990 (had a few punts in the 80's). I really can't see me punting every again. There are just so many reasons against it for me now without even taking into consideration this plague which will apparently be with us for the foreseeable future.

At least I went out on my own terms in August 2018 with two decent punts with Michelle Independent & then Nicoletta, which is the way I would have planned it. Only regret was that I wasn't more up for it (one of the many reasons I have quit). Just imagine if your punting career ended on a bad un!  :scare:

As for wanking - still at it like a rabbit!  :P

Make the most of it while it's still free & legal. The way things are going it soon won't be either.  :rolleyes:

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I somehow managed to work how to make myself cum at 4 years old, the reason I know I was that young is that my family moved house before I turned 5, and it happened at the old house.  Managed to repeat it every night for pretty much the next 20 years.  Had a few weekends off when I went to scout camps and we had dorms to sleep in, then school trip for a week aged 12, then longest was 2 weeks when aged 21 on a lads holiday to ibiza after graduation.  Now go through phases of twice a day down to once every 3 days.  No way I could ever last 6 weeks, never mind 6 months.

This is the only bit I struggle to believe! Lads trip. 21 years old. 2 weeks. Ibiza. WTF?!

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I somehow managed to work how to make myself cum at 4 years old, the reason I know I was that young is that my family moved house before I turned 5, and it happened at the old house.  Managed to repeat it every night for pretty much the next 20 years.  Had a few weekends off when I went to scout camps and we had dorms to sleep in, then school trip for a week aged 12, then longest was 2 weeks when aged 21 on a lads holiday to ibiza after graduation.  Now go through phases of twice a day down to once every 3 days.  No way I could ever last 6 weeks, never mind 6 months.

I think I was in primary 5 or so, and pretty much the same, thing did almost daily for the rest of my life.
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Offline willie loman

I havent wanked since i was 27, just like you see your last game of live football, you have your last wank.

Offline sub_marine

This is the only bit I struggle to believe! Lads trip. 21 years old. 2 weeks. Ibiza. WTF?!

Guess thats why I also pay for it now, not exactly a male model

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Guess thats why I also pay for it now, not exactly a male model

 :lol:

I just assumed you were just too pissed the whole time to bash one out when you had a few minutes!

Offline Logamimo

Hope you recover fully soon.
I can't remember going more than 2 days without an orgasm... 6 months sounds like a living hell

It's a living hell, the worst problem is when you get an erection with a catheter in your cock, it's not something I would ever recommend  :scare:

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6 weeks (after having a hernia operation) :dash:

Offline sub_marine

:lol:

I just assumed you were just too pissed the whole time to bash one out when you had a few minutes!

Pretty much was pished or hungover most of the time, and completly sunburnt.  Main issue was a load of us were packed into the accommodation so I ended up one of the 3 guys sleeping in the living room, with me on a roll out bed that came out from under the sofa.

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1 year. No sex or masturbation. It was an enlightening experience. However, the urge eventually dragged me back down.  :D

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3 months, whilst surrounded by penguins.

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3 months, whilst surrounded by penguins.
Chocolate fetish.   :unknown:   :D

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Chocolate fetish.   :unknown:   :D

Unless it's a Penguin fetish.   :D

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Unless it's a Penguin fetish.   :D

Definitely the wrong type of bird, for me.

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these unforeseen current times :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
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