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Offline Matium

What is it about prostitutes and their total inability to tell the truth?

This lying phenomenon is international.

In Paris, as I was coming down on a girl, I noticed her stretch marks and asked her how many children she had had.

She looked at me and said "none" just as I was licking her stretch marks!

Silly whore! Lying even though the physical proof was in my mouth!

Of course, it can be argued that most prostitutes are extremely reluctant to talk about their children and would resent any discussion about them.

But as I never asked anything about the children, just how many she had, and from the stretch marks I would say two, there was no point in her lying when the physical evidence was there.

I think it's do with the psychosis, prostitutes create an alternative reality for themselves with fake names and bios that it just becomes second nature to believe in that world and deny anything to do with the real world.


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What is it about prostitutes and their total inability to tell the truth?

This lying phenomenon is international.

In Paris, as I was coming down on a girl, I noticed her stretch marks and asked her how many children she had had.

She looked at me and said "none" just as I was licking her stretch marks!

Silly whore! Lying even though the physical proof was in my mouth!

Of course, it can be argued that most prostitutes are extremely reluctant to talk about their children and would resent any discussion about them.

But as I never asked anything about the children, just how many she had, and from the stretch marks I would say two, there was no point in her lying when the physical evidence was there.

I think it's do with the psychosis, prostitutes create an alternative reality for themselves with fake names and bios that it just becomes second nature to believe in that world and deny anything to do with the real world.

It's not just pro$$ies mate, but women in general.

As it is ingrained in their DNA it makes more sense to judge them on what they DO and ignore what they SAY.  :hi:

Also good to see you posting again  :drinks:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I think it is part and parcel of working in the industry, they start by lying about their name, then their age, then their dress size, they end up being totally unable to tell the truth about anything.    :wackogirl: :wackogirl:


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Perhaps it wasn't the best time to ask her.

And didn't you tell us, only this morning that we should lie to prostitutes about our own personal lives.
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You never, ever tell a prostitute anything about your real life
So it's a bit of double-standards then isn't it, you know, to expect prostitutes to be completely truthful with you?!?  :hi:

Offline mattylondon

What is it about prostitutes and their total inability to tell the truth?
I'm surprised that you're surprised?! Perhaps not the greatest timing Matium! :D

A prostitute being 'truthful', may in many cases be somewhat detrimental to her long term business prospects.  :hi:


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I've met some lying fuckers. Omg so hot so sexy (of whatever her name is now) in Cardiff was the queen of bullshit. Told me she had millionaire boyfriends who were bankrupting themselves to keep her in the pink blah blah. Told me she'd been accepted for medical school and so it went on. In fairness she knows her way around the male body! I can't remember all the other shit she came out with the first time I met her. She had calmed down a bit by the second visit. I only went back as she gives a demon BJ. Was never quite sure why she was so manic the first time but suspect it may have been recreational reasons... Anyway if she told me it was raining I'd have had to stick my head outside just to be sure

Offline Matium

So it's a bit of double-standards then isn't it, you know, to expect prostitutes to be completely truthful with you?!?  :hi:

A woman can't hide stretch marks through.
No point lying when the truth is out there. :)

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Stretchmarks don't always mean a pregnancy. It can be from sudden weight gain or a sudden growth spurt during puberty/adolescence.

A good way to tell if a (white) lady has had babies is the colour of her nips...and also if she has a pigmented line going downwards from her belly button.

Offline maxxblue

Another way is to spread her lips:

pink = not given birth;
purple = given birth

Offline Taggart

Another way is to spread her lips:

pink = not given birth;
purple = given birth

With respect, that's bllx.
Mrs T has nice pink lips, well last time I saw them, and she has had two kids. Never been purple.

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From my experiences if a prossie has given birth she will tell you usually before you've got your pants down and it's always fucking boring to listen to.

Offline CBPaul

The bullshit during a chat with a prossie, for me whilst I get my breath back between rounds, doesn't bother me. I assume we cancel each other out as I answer any questions with a pack of lies.

The lies about age, dress size etc are pandemic. I guess it has got to the stage that any prossie being truthful about her age considers herself at a disadvantage as all the others are knocking a few years off and therefore must appear more desirable  :wacko:

Lying about dress size makes me laugh, perfect size 10 when photos clearly show that to be the first roll of flab, not accounting for the second and third. 

Offline punk

What is it about prostitutes and their total inability to tell the truth?

This lying phenomenon is international.

In Paris, as I was coming down on a girl, I noticed her stretch marks and asked her how many children she had had.

She looked at me and said "none" just as I was licking her stretch marks!

Silly whore! Lying even though the physical proof was in my mouth!

Of course, it can be argued that most prostitutes are extremely reluctant to talk about their children and would resent any discussion about them.

But as I never asked anything about the children, just how many she had, and from the stretch marks I would say two, there was no point in her lying when the physical evidence was there.

I think it's do with the psychosis, prostitutes create an alternative reality for themselves with fake names and bios that it just becomes second nature to believe in that world and deny anything to do with the real world.

eh could be that she lost a load of weight and her skin is not as elastic as others,in the DNA :hi:

grandmaster-ram-rod

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From my experiences if a prossie has given birth she will tell you usually before you've got your pants down and it's always fucking boring to listen to.

I agree, they should have a box to tick on the likes list IE  likes to talk or  dislikes to talk , I would  always pick the silent ones, I really don't want to talk to them

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I agree, they should have a box to tick on the likes list IE  likes to talk or  dislikes to talk , I would  always pick the silent ones, I really don't want to talk to them

If AW had such a "Like/Dislike" and you saw a WG who'd ticked "Likes to talk", she'd take it as carte blanche to give you earache, and, more importantly, minimise even further your "active" time. :thumbsdown:

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If AW had such a "Like/Dislike" and you saw a WG who'd ticked "Likes to talk", she'd take it as carte blanche to give you earache, and, more importantly, minimise even further your "active" time. :thumbsdown:
The beauty of it is she wouldn't get a booking from me. After all we are lying to each other, so it's not that interesting. There are a few prossies I've met that I have loved (not just tolerated) talking to, but most are duller than the proverbial. The ones in their 20s talk about their nights out, the older ones talk about their "lickle" bastards. If they talk incessantly about their kids or hubby, you are pretty much guaranteed a crap shag, as they can't switch off from the reality that they fuck every Tom, Dick and Zhang Wei to top up their benefits. Yet, the punter doesn't see the benefits of fucking a plastic actress.

Offline mattylondon

The beauty of it is she wouldn't get a booking from me. After all we are lying to each other, so it's not that interesting. There are a few prossies I've met that I have loved (not just tolerated) talking to, but most are duller than the proverbial. The ones in their 20s talk about their nights out, the older ones talk about their "lickle" bastards. If they talk incessantly about their kids or hubby, you are pretty much guaranteed a crap shag, as they can't switch off from the reality that they fuck every Tom, Dick and Zhang Wei to top up their benefits. Yet, the punter doesn't see the benefits of fucking a plastic actress.
Good post. Pretty sums up my own observations. Especially re the little brats.  :hi:

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What is it about prostitutes and their total inability to tell the truth?

This lying phenomenon is international.

In Paris, as I was coming down on a girl, I noticed her stretch marks and asked her how many children she had had.

She looked at me and said "none" just as I was licking her stretch marks!

Silly whore! Lying even though the physical proof was in my mouth!

Of course, it can be argued that most prostitutes are extremely reluctant to talk about their children and would resent any discussion about them.

But as I never asked anything about the children, just how many she had, and from the stretch marks I would say two, there was no point in her lying when the physical evidence was there.

I think it's do with the psychosis, prostitutes create an alternative reality for themselves with fake names and bios that it just becomes second nature to believe in that world and deny anything to do with the real world.
Just to let you know not all women with stretch marks have had children. It can be down to growth spurt and increase in weight loss or weight gain in a short space of time.
My best friend has a few stretch marks and she hasn't had any children.

Offline mattylondon

Just to let you know not all women with stretch marks have had children. 
Who cares? This isn't mumsnet. This is punting.

I'll be as shallow as I like. I'm paying for physical looks and this doesn't include me having to be charitable about saggy bellies or disgusting stretch marks. When you don that prossie uniform, you either shape up or get the fuck out and do something else.  :hi:
« Last Edit: April 15, 2014, 01:37:11 am by mattylondon »

Offline mattylondon

Keep that pointless and shit 'advice' to Mumsnet, SAAFE or Prossinet, where it belongs.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2014, 01:39:43 am by mattylondon »

LL

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Keep that pointless and shit 'advice' to Mumsnet, SAAFE or Prossinet, where it belongs.
The point was that the prossie the original poster saw may not have been lying after all.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2014, 07:54:43 am by LL »

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Keep that pointless and shit 'advice' to Mumsnet, SAAFE or Prossinet, where it belongs.

The last time I looked at Mumsnet someone had posted she thought ’deranged’ (psychopathic) punters were superior to ’deluded’ (respectful) punters because deranged punters were honest.

 Mumsnet: Where the deranged punter comes first.

The only people truly delusional are those thinking they live in a place called `the real world’.

Offline gorge

I find it amazing that they lie about stuff which is so obviously a lie. I saw a girl many times from stansted escorts a few years ago - Gina. She was peroxide blonde with a deep tan - but she said her hair was natural and she never saw a sunbed when she so obviously did. I never understand why she lied about this while giving me other personal details about her life which were obviously true.  I think the difference is when we lie to a WG, it isn't obviously a lie. They blatantly lie - 'I'm a size 6' whilst taking off a dress with clearly marked size 10.  I accept all this , and it doesn't worry me, I just nod and agree - I wonder if Gina is still working - she just had the most perfect body - came from essex I think

Offline smiths

Some WGs lie, its a fact and has always been the case in my over 30 years of punting. Honesty is the best policy especially in these days of sites like this but it only becomes a real problem to me when it affects the service i receive. Some EE WGs lie about where they are from for example, that makes no odds to me if i get a good service.

The fact i lie to WGs is neither here nor there as i see it, i am not the one offering the service in exchange for cash. The onus is on the seller to be honest about what they are selling.

Offline latecomer

I think it is part and parcel of working in the industry, they start by lying about their name, then their age, then their dress size, they end up being totally unable to tell the truth about anything.    :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

This is so true.  The sad part about it is that they are so used to lying that they keep telling lies when it would be easier for them to tell the truth.

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Some WGs lie, its a fact and has always been the case in my over 30 years of punting. Honesty is the best policy especially in these days of sites like this but it only becomes a real problem to me when it affects the service i receive. Some EE WGs lie about where they are from for example, that makes no odds to me if i get a good service.

The fact i lie to WGs is neither here nor there as i see it, i am not the one offering the service in exchange for cash. The onus is on the seller to be honest about what they are selling.
I would rather fuck a polish woman than a Romanian, that's just because I prefer their look and they are usually more friendly from my experience. If they list their dress size as 10, but are blatantly 18 - I wonder what else they lie about their age, services, their location.

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There are lies and there are lies, yes we do have to lie as part of our job such as yes of course you are great in bed, yes of course I find you interesting and about our names and personal life if asked and we don't want the client to know if we have a partner or kids.
However that's where it should end. Lies to make the client feel good or to stop form having to discuss your personal life.  there should not be lies about services or dress size.  I also find it funny when girls make up careers as when asked they would know nothing about them and if you re visit it will be a different one as they wont remember what they said last time.  That just makes the prossie look foolish, After all a trained doctor is not going to be selling her body as the risk of losing such a good job is too high.  Same as I am degree educated most if you ask know nothing about their degree.  What is the point of it?  It is not even great for advertising as the majority of punters don't give a shit.  I personally think they do it as they don't want to admit that being a prossie is it.  That's all they have.
To be a good lair you have to have a great memory which I don't so there would no pont in doing it as I would just make myself look stupid the next time I met someone

Offline punk

sorry if this sounds a repeat, but do we really care what WG'S say as long as they provide a good time, actually do what they or their maid say they will do on the likes list and treat you as a human being, what else can you ask for.

As for age, well take that with a pitch of salt,i have been told that guy's love young pussy  :unknown: and dress size is not a one fit all  :hi:

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There are lies and there are lies, yes we do have to lie as part of our job such as yes of course you are great in bed, yes of course I find you interesting and about our names and personal life if asked and we don't want the client to know if we have a partner or kids.
You would have thought so, but most prossies I've seen if they have kids or partner they will mention it. Probably so they can justify fucking a man after 2 minutes of meeting him. You mean all those times a woman tells me I make her squirt like Niagra she was lying? I always wondered why the bed was still dry after.

Offline punk

some times the best WG'S are the ones who are getting back at their ex's. only trouble comes when they get too struck with you.

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Tbh I really hate it when punters try and pry into my personal life. I have had more than 1 kid but I refuse to tell people how many since a) it has nothing to do with them, my service or anything else really and b) I like to keep my real life separate from my work. So yes I lie as to how many kids I've had, what their ages are and I also lie about the situation with my estranged husband. If they continue to pry I just move on to a different subject or turn the question back on them, this usually ends the questioning.


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There are lies and there are lies, yes we do have to lie as part of our job such as yes of course you are great in bed, yes of course I find you interesting and about our names and personal life if asked and we don't want the client to know if we have a partner or kids.
However that's where it should end. Lies to make the client feel good or to stop form having to discuss your personal life.  there should not be lies about services or dress size.  I also find it funny when girls make up careers as when asked they would know nothing about them and if you re visit it will be a different one as they wont remember what they said last time.  That just makes the prossie look foolish, After all a trained doctor is not going to be selling her body as the risk of losing such a good job is too high.  Same as I am degree educated most if you ask know nothing about their degree.  What is the point of it?  It is not even great for advertising as the majority of punters don't give a shit.  I personally think they do it as they don't want to admit that being a prossie is it.  That's all they have.
To be a good lair you have to have a great memory which I don't so there would no pont in doing it as I would just make myself look stupid the next time I met someone

Well put Dani, to me two types of lies, ones which affect service and expectations these are wrong. Then Lies which I care little about, personal mainly. 

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Well put Dani, to me two types of lies, ones which affect service and expectations these are wrong. Then Lies which I care little about, personal mainly.

Take note Dani. One of our most verbose members has summed up your point in two sentences. For shame.

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Take note Dani. One of our most verbose members has summed up your point in two sentences. For shame.

Yes I know I use a hundred words when two will do.  It one of my pet hates about myself.  I try to make it short but never can.  Its cuz I is so ejukated innit I hv 2 use so meny wurdz so u allz nos it

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Yes I know I use a hundred words when two will do.  It one of my pet hates about myself.  I try to make it short but never can.  Its cuz I is so ejukated innit I hv 2 use so meny wurdz so u allz nos it

sounds like your having an orgasm  :D

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sounds like your having an orgasm  :D

I wish.  I am at home watching warehouse 13

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I wish.  I am at home watching warehouse 13

What "Warehouse 13" is rubbish, I thought you had better taste than that, I accuse you of Lying Dani  :D :D

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What "Warehouse 13" is rubbish, I thought you had better taste than that, I accuse you of Lying Dani  :D :D

Im having a bad day so stuck at home and its Warehouse 13 or Jeremy Kyle.  I opted for the better of the two

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Im having a bad day so stuck at home and its Warehouse 13 or Jeremy Kyle.  I opted for the better of the two

Under those circumstances, I believe you chose the best of a bad bunch.  :D :D

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What is it about prostitutes and their total inability to tell the truth?

This lying phenomenon is international.

In Paris, as I was coming down on a girl, I noticed her stretch marks and asked her how many children she had had.

She looked at me and said "none" just as I was licking her stretch marks!

Silly whore! Lying even though the physical proof was in my mouth!

Of course, it can be argued that most prostitutes are extremely reluctant to talk about their children and would resent any discussion about them.

But as I never asked anything about the children, just how many she had, and from the stretch marks I would say two, there was no point in her lying when the physical evidence was there.


Stretch marks aren't necessarily proof that a woman has had children, they are a sign of rapid weight loss or gain, hence the association with child birth. However, on balance she is probably a liar.  :hi:

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Who cares? This isn't mumsnet. This is punting.

I'll be as shallow as I like. I'm paying for physical looks and this doesn't include me having to be charitable about saggy bellies or disgusting stretch marks. When you don that prossie uniform, you either shape up or get the fuck out and do something else.  :hi:
Well if you're so bothered about the odd stretch mark which most women have why don't you ask WG before booking them?
Why don't you write negative feedback on the women who don't post about their "stretch marks" and "saggie bellies"
Because you are paying right!
Some men aren't as shallow you see and some tend to not mind.
Just because you're so against a woman having a natural mark on her body due to growth or puberty doesn't mean every man will have the same thoughts as you.
Why don't you hire a pornstar or something? Or doesn't your budget stretch that far...


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Well if you're so bothered about the odd stretch mark which most women have why don't you ask WG before booking them?
Why don't you write negative feedback on the women who don't post about their "stretch marks" and "saggie bellies"
Because you are paying right!
Some men aren't as shallow you see and some tend to not mind.
Just because you're so against a woman having a natural mark on her body due to growth or puberty doesn't mean every man will have the same thoughts as you.
Why don't you hire a pornstar or something? Or doesn't your budget stretch that far...

And so it begins.  :manhater:

Offline punk

nothing wrong with kyle!!!!!! :dash: :sarcastic:

Offline finn5555

Well if you're so bothered about the odd stretch mark which most women have why don't you ask WG before booking them?
Why don't you write negative feedback on the women who don't post about their "stretch marks" and "saggie bellies"
Because you are paying right!
Some men aren't as shallow you see and some tend to not mind.
Just because you're so against a woman having a natural mark on her body due to growth or puberty doesn't mean every man will have the same thoughts as you.
Why don't you hire a pornstar or something? Or doesn't your budget stretch that far...

I am sure some men will love your imperfections but don't forget punters pay pro$$ies to fuck what they fancy  :hi:

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I am sure some men will love your imperfections but don't forget punters pay pro$$ies to fuck what they fancy  :hi:
I totally agree with you!
I'm saying for some men a stretch mark might not be a deal breaker, for some it will.

I have two stretch marks myself not from children I'm only 19! But on my bum from doing squats strangely enough!

And no punter has ever been bothered by them.
Each to their own I guess!

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I am sure some men will love your imperfections but don't forget punters pay pro$$ies to fuck what they fancy  :hi:
Sorry by the way I wasn't referring to myself haha.
I'm not a mum nor do I have a "saggy belly" I was just replying :) x

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I'd just like to congratulate the original poster on knowing the French for "stretch marks".

Offline punk

I totally agree with you!
I'm saying for some men a stretch mark might not be a deal breaker, for some it will.

I have two stretch marks myself not from children I'm only 19! But on my bum from doing squats strangely enough!

And no punter has ever been bothered by them.
Each to their own I guess!

X

and i guess your not bothered either. :hi:

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Well if you're so bothered about the odd stretch mark which most women have why don't you ask WG before booking them?
Why don't you write negative feedback on the women who don't post about their "stretch marks" and "saggie bellies"
Because you are paying right!
Some men aren't as shallow you see and some tend to not mind.
Just because you're so against a woman having a natural mark on her body due to growth or puberty doesn't mean every man will have the same thoughts as you.
Why don't you hire a pornstar or something? Or doesn't your budget stretch that far...

wish that there was a like button! go on girl! x