External Link/Members OnlyThis is my first review so do let me know based on the below if I'm not rating the encounter correctly.
I'd been keen to see an English girl for a while after a run of eastern Europeans and an associated inability to fully connect/banter due to the language barrier. Sophie is very much the typical middle class English girl that you might expect to find in the office and I was instantly able to chat and engage with her.
Problem was that she isn't what it says on the tin.
She's not a size 10, more like a 14, and this is just not what I was looking for. Her service was good, and she was patient and enthusiastic, but she simply did not get me excited.
In the weeks leading up to the appointment, she had sent me a face photo, which had evidently been taken a couple of years and a few stone ago, and was her on a very good day.
In summary;
Positiveslovely girl - really mean that (which is what makes this difficult) - bubbly, confident, happy to talk about the industry and her experience of it. Didn't feel like she was being guarded or secretive. Cackly, smoker's laugh (which, wierdly, reminded me of my old grandma)
Great tits
Good DFK
Good OWO and RO
Generally good service overall - we didn't shag because he wasn't playing ball (as I just wasn't aroused)
NegativesShe's plain looking. Sorry to say it but it's true.
She's carrying a fair bit of timber - I'd estimate size 14, but certainly not a size 10 as per her listing. Photos are all very out of date.
Stank of cigarettes and had smoker's teeth.
Not great GFE, ("clothes off and lie down for me") but in fairness, I didn't act as if I wanted this as I just didn't fancy her.
In summary, it just felt (from my point of view) like a regrettable post Christmas party booze-fuelled mistake rather than the sexy English Rose encounter that her profile suggests is available.
I ummed and ahhed about writing this review, but decided to do so as I spent £150 on what amounted to a shit punt. Much as I don't want to take business away from a nice, well-meaning girl, it comes down to a simple infringement of product description. And 'Watchdog' isn't broadcast any more.