Hey just before starting sorry that i haven’t posted a review on here but will start to post a lot more of my reviews should have another two upcoming after this one here.
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Spoke to slut_nikita a couple hours before booking asking her about her services as i really wanted to punt an english girl. Had to reschedule half an hour later to the arrival time which she was fine about it looked like from the start. I messaged her 2 minutes later telling her i arrived and she made me wait 20 minutes telling me i was late so she had another customer which was an obvious lie as i saw no one come out of the door. Already a bad start...
Look:
Soon as i came in i realised her pictures were very clever angles which made her look like she had a lot of curvature when in reality she looked like a plain jane. Best feature was probably her lips bang average body and face no one you would go out your way to move to if seen in a club but was really horny and the little guy made up his mind.
Meet:
She didn’t offer a shower once i got i. the house and mind you it was a hot day but luckily enough i showered once before the meet. Realised as soon as i handed the £100 for half hour i had messed up. She told me once in the bed that she doesnt do tongue when kissing her even though when i had messaged this to her she said she did?? This already ticked me off as dfk is a huge turn on for me. After kissing for abit she got out a condom which surprised me again as she stated on her profile she does owo. She slapped it on before i knew it and went down. Sucking technique was decent enough but kept holding my **** a lot which i didn’t really like and kept moving my hands away from her head when i pushed her head abit as i she said she does deep throat which was a complete lieAfter that told her to switch for doggy which was awful no energy in her part which was off putting. Went for some RO after and her pum pum staaaaank really bad. I have a feet fetish which i know isn’t everyone’s thing so after i was put off by her pussy which looked disfigured anyway she started giggling and saying she was ticklish and didn’t really like it which i’ll give her the benefit of the doubt as it isn’t on her likes list. Got bored right after and started just kissing her but everything was just off and i just couldn’t get hard again especially as she wasn’t even pretty but had an attitude of a super model

and the time was up. Told her if i could take a quick shower which she angrily said no and said there wasn’t “enough time”.
Messaged her again afterwards telling her she lied about owo and she started telling me how my **** was smelly which was a lie as i showered. I told her if it was which it definitely wasn’t lynx body wash can attest to that she should’ve allowed me to shower at the start and the end and started getting angry at me.
Conclusion:
Choosing english escorts are a heavy hit or miss and this time round i was really unlucky. Probably the worst experience i’ve ever had with a escort
Will write another review either tomorrow or sometime this week with Brazilian Party girl who was a much much better punt but will get to that soon.
Anyway this was my experience and i would definitely say to avoid at all costs a stuck up english escort who thinks her nationality alone is worth the price
