My ex called this morning offering me sex. I was totally up for it as it's a no strings thing however she asked how I'd like her dressed. I gave her the details of what I wanted and in a joking fashion she said she felt like an escort. She turned up at my place and we fucked hard for an hour. We both came and I gave her some loo roll to clean herself up with. She then said to me that I should get some wet wipes.
I'm starting to think she is a WG lol.