Reopenings and restarters from 13th July

[waynekerr600]

Another unreliable timewaster to watch out for:

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Booked a few days in advance, went AWOL on the day.   

That advert does look really amateur to me.

[bob0411]

That advert does look really amateur to me.

Got a belated reply 24 hours later - 'family emergency' - how original, more likely was out on the piss and hungover 

[dgh7622]

Niki Hexham,i passed her place on Saturday and her car was outside so guess she is also back to work

[datwabbit]

Another unreliable timewaster to watch out for:

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Booked a few days in advance, went AWOL on the day.   

Was picture 6 taken in the morgue at Christmas?  white sheet over the body and a tree in the background.

[mackeson]

Niki Hexham,i passed her place on Saturday and her car was outside so guess she is also back to work

Good news, will feel pretty confident about hygiene visiting Nikki, her place is always spotless

[waynekerr600]

Was picture 6 taken in the morgue at Christmas?  white sheet over the body and a tree in the background.

I believe it was the last person to give her a negative review.

[Larkins cupboard]

I see Jessica has refreshed her ad if anyone fancies being sploshed with a vat of oil, smothered and squirted in tit juice.

The only one I wanted to check out that doesn't seem to have returned was Toni. I remember she had a 'flu' in February when I was trying to visit.  Anyone heard from her?

[OscarC]

The only one I wanted to check out that doesn't seem to have returned was Toni. I remember she had a 'flu' in February when I was trying to visit.  Anyone heard from her?

Yes, a week or so ago. Not working and no plans to in the near future apparently.

[Sar-Major]

Yes, a week or so ago. Not working and no plans to in the near future apparently.

Shame as I had her on my list due to my slight lack of "Thrusting Ability"....................        

 

[FLYING BLUE]

Shame as I had her on my list due to my slight lack of "Thrusting Ability"....................        

 

 

[daviemac]

Shame as I had her on my list due to my slight lack of "Thrusting Ability"....................        

 

You should ask FLYING BLUE for some tips, I'm sure he will have had quite a bit of experience with forward and reverse thrusts. Particularly when approaching the 'landing strip'.   

[FLYING BLUE]

You should ask FLYING BLUE for some tips, I'm sure he will have had quite a bit of experience with forward and reverse thrusts. Particularly when approaching the 'landing strip'.   

Unfortunately DM, my levels of thrust are more akin to that of a crippled Tiger Moth these days.......

[Lingus10]

Unfortunately DM, my levels of thrust are more akin to that of a crippled Tiger Moth these days.......

Wasn't flying the Tiger Moth how SM got his stripes 

[Lingus10]

Maybe I should have said crashing a Tiger Moth

[Sar-Major]

Wasn't flying the Tiger Moth how SM got his stripes 

Sar-Major's don't have "Stripes" ya daft twat L, they have a crown. 

 

 

[Sar-Major]

Maybe I should have said crashing a Tiger Moth

Well it wasn't me that crashed it, as like 007, I've got a license to fly.            

 

[daviemac]

Sar-Major's don't have "Stripes" ya daft twat L, they have a crown. 

 

 

That's inflation for you, it used to be the Queens shilling.   

[bob0411]

Another timewaster on Gumtree:

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Kept changing agreed date and venue at the 11th hour, gave up after 3 abortive appointments.   

[Kev3773]

Another timewaster on Gumtree:

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Kept changing agreed date and venue at the 11th hour, gave up after 3 abortive appointments.   

She's on SA been chatting on there about a meeting. Says she's into Dom and fetish in worklife and a sub in her personal 

[daviemac]

She's on SA been chatting on there about a meeting. Says she's into Dom and fetish in worklife and a sub in her personal 

Do you know where she's based? she has Whitley Bay, Wallsend and Morpeth on her adverts.

[Kev3773]

Do you know where she's based? she has Whitley Bay, Wallsend and Morpeth on her adverts.

Said she has a place in Seaton Sluice but normally works from Morpeth.

[daviemac]

Said she has a place in Seaton Sluice but normally works from Morpeth.

Cheers Kev.

[bob0411]

Said she has a place in Seaton Sluice but normally works from Morpeth.

She's all over the place (literally and figuratively), which is part of the problem.  I'd arranged a meet in Morpeth which she cancelled three times, she then said she was going to book a room for us at either the Park Inn or Premier Inn at Tynemouth/Whitley Bay respectively but then didn't book either.  She then suggested an outcall at mine!

Gave up on her, she's flakey as fuck.

[bob0411]

Another unreliable timewaster to watch out for:

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Booked a few days in advance, went AWOL on the day.   

I'm having no luck with Gumtree at all gents. 

Just tried to book this one:

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Apparently the 4 hands she offers is with the timewaster above.

She asked me to apologise for being 'rude' to her mate, apparently I'm in the wrong for being annoyed she went AWOL on me last month

I'd forgotten I'd almost booked her back in January too:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=270343.msg2767379#msg2767379

Professional my arse.

The search goes on!