As you know from my previous negative review massage encounter, I made it a must to spilt massage and escorting as getting the best of both is very rare. So indeed I tested this methodology and the results were as expected.
LocationThe area is nice and easy to find, parking in the area is free after 7pm just for information. This was located on the main road of Worple Road in Wimbledon London. The House is nice from the front and looks discreet so you wouldn’t think there’s anything happening.
CommsI sent a what’s app message to book with a “receptionist” but I suspect it was the massuse all along but that it’s irrelevant as everything seemed easy and efficient. A night before the meet I got a reminder to reconfirm again which I did.
LooksThe lady is the same in the pictures as advertised on gumtree and their website so was not deceived. She’s very pretty and tallish, had a banging ass from what I can see.
ReviewGot into the room, was asked to have a shower but I politely declined as I already had one before going there. Was told to get undressed, but no mention of boxers coming off or anything. She left the room, I got changed and ended up in my boxers. She came in and said get on the table to begin your massage as I was getting there, I said to her can I pay you first which she completely forgot about. So I exchanged the paper work and then it began.
The massage began by starting on my legs eventually to my back by releasing tensions and clearing those knots that I had from all those hours working behind a bloody PC. She then strapped me up to those massage pulse machines and boy I felt those electric shocks going through. Then she insisted on acupuncture as she explained by back was stiff as concrete. Once those needles went in that’s when my whole back went numb which then followed up by dry cupping, by then I was in so much pain I thought of ending the session, but as soon those f**kers came off, she then massaged my back quickly to release the blood back into my body which was a relief in itself.
Afterwards we had a few laughs saying I was making so much noises during the treatment as if I was giving birth (bants). She made a few swipes around ass cheeks underneath the boxer so nothing majorly exciting.
Turn on my fronts, shes then massaging my stomach which was weird but something new. Does a nice facial massage. A few swipes outsides of the sacks, I was then close to saying do you do extras but thought I’d wait a few more seconds. She then does a spiritual thing to my head and places her hand on heart for a minute or so silently so by then I thought to myself “nope looks like we going home with a full sack tonight”
Service and PriceI asked for 1 hour massage which was spilt into 30 mins de-stress and 30 mins deep tissue massage which I paid £70 for. It was VFM as it included cupping and acupuncture which felt as an extra
ConclusionMassage in general was brilliant IMO and she had the right attitude for it as well. I felt like 18 again with a new back even though it looks like I went paintballing naked with 5 inch bruisings. The inside of the house was modern and clean and she provided plenty of sanitising. I was also given a bottle of VOSS water which was a nice touch. Yes shame extras were not on offer or I maybe felt weird asking after the spiritual healing she done on me. Would I go back, yes but this time I am just going for a relaxing massage and none of that cupping and needles in my back malarkey.
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