Hello Gents,
Negative review for
External Link/Members Only Roxie Divine. This was within last two weeks, trying to be a little vague as she mentioned she knew Lucy Logan who has posted on here before and I don't want to be identified.
Where to begin, basically a big fat negative to match big fat Roxie! Big and fat is probably a bit harsh I know before anyone replies.
Comms were fine, done over the phone and by text a couple of days before. Agreed £180 for an hour ( this was an error on my behalf, obviously built up a good head of steam over lock down so thought I would go for an hour rather than a cautious 30 min for someone not reviewed). I text on way to
confirm as instructed. Got to a block of flats near Ipswich docks, then Roxie says look up and she chucks down a fob to get you in the building.
You have to put the fob on the key pad to open the door. This was the first negative, there are a couple of pad type things, I was obviously not doing it correctly so had to ring again and she was quite irritable ' I just told you what to do!' type thing that you say to a kid. I did have a thought of leaving for a second but had her keys so felt obliged to continue.
Got up to the flat and knocked on the door quietly, no reply, could hear movement inside and music, knocked twice more before she came and opened, she asked me where I had been, again irritably and I said I had been standing there. To be honest I should have walked then. I am wondering why I didn't as I write this now but was probably a classic thinking with little head moment, many of us have been there. Plus I was horny as hell. I didn't fancy her particularly but thought with her slutty look and loads of tats I would just have a good hard f#ck and unload a couple of times.
Ok, She was wearing a matching bra and knicks set. It is the girl in the pictures! She is quite recognisable. Her pictures are however flattering. Her body is thick with fake boobs, soft but not particularly well done shapewise. She does have a reasonable big round ass. Somehow her pics make her look more toned. Her hair is shorter and her face fatter, notwithstanding the tats she looks and sounds a bit rough. Forgot to mention I handed over the paperwork on way to bedroom.
The bedroom was untidy but fit for purpose. She went off for 'a piss' so I started to get undressed, when she came back she asked why I wasn't fully undressed, again in an irritable tone. I was also getting irritable by now but attempted to pull it back to enjoy my investment, making small talk which is when she said she does tours and also works with Lucy Logan in Witham sometimes.
She was sitting on the bed and did ask me what I wanted. I replied a gfe to start with maybe a bit of pse or just a good old fashioned f##king. She said something in the vein of 'make your mind up' and again irritably told me to take my boxers off.
By now I just wasn't feeling it. She took off her underwear revealing what looked to be a tidy cameltoe pussy. She then took a large dollop of lube and splodged it up and around said pussy. ( I thought not sure if I want ro now! as it turned out I was grateful for this).
Sat/ laid next to me and asked if I wanted to suck on her boobs. I did as told. After a few seconds she said 'right, how are we going to f##k'. I said 'how about you on top' she said ' its your money'.
To be fair her pu##y felt alright, not overly tight but ok. A little too much fake oohs for me, quickly followed by she wasn't comfortable. So we went into doggy. This would have been ok as her ass is probably her best feature but I noticed the familiar 'pawns past there sell by date aroma' wafting gently up to my nostrils. I found this off putting so manoeuvred her into prone (to get away from the smell), thrust away and thought of Scarlet Johannson to get the job done. (she complained I should ask to change positions not just do).
All this enjoyment had taken place in 20mins. I was passed some wipes. I said that I didn't think I could manage another round and was told in no uncertain terms that was my problem and there would be no refund. Tbh I'd have paid another £100 not to f##k her again. Dressed in silence and left.
I am conscious I have written an essay here, hopefully I have got over the message that she was an irritable, stroppy bitch. Everything was an effort and it was clear she did not enjoy me being there, she barely disguised this. She has not got the benefit of being 'hot' to make up for this. Easily the worst punt I have had.
Will put this down to experience and move on but hopefully stops someone else from making the same mistake or at least to book for a shorter time.
