Craziest Place You've Taken a WG on an outcall

[AnthG]

I was just thinking of this in the bath just there. I had an idea of somewhere off the wall. But it may be too off the wall so I was just wanting to see what others have done for crazy placed outcalls.

So in your punting career is thee anywhere you've taken a WG that would be considered wild,out-there,insane? And if so where was it and what happened was it a disaster?

[FLYING BLUE]

I once took a WG back to my hotel room, in Kiev - a wholly stupid decision

Following the deed, she promptly buggered off with 2/3 of my uniform whilst I was in the shower.....

Disaster?
Yep!!

[AnthG]

I once took a WG back to my hotel room, in Kiev - a wholly stupid decision

Following the deed, she promptly buggered off with 2/3 of my uniform whilst I was in the shower.....

Disaster?
Yep!!

That would have been an awkward fly home.....And ladies and gentlemen here is your captain for today. And you come out waving in your boxer shorts....

[FLYING BLUE]

That would have been an awkward fly home.....And ladies and gentlemen here is your captain for today. And you come out waving in your boxer shorts....

It was most embarrassing 

Made so much worse by the fact that I was a married man at the time 

[Tiger63]

A car showroom...wasnt exactly a booking mind

[AnthG]

A car showroom...wasnt exactly a booking mind

Did she ask you to go with her to help her buy a car?

[cunningman]

Not exactly a WG but a lass from SecretBenefits - a woodland conservation area not far from her place.  It was excellent in every way, and we both ticked off a bucket list item.  What's more - it was this morning. Don't get that for a hundred quid on AW.   

[AnthG]

Has anyone took a WG to the gym with them before?

I had this insane idea in the bath after the other topic discussion about WGs gaining weight, of maybe for an extended outcall maybe asking one to go to my boxing classes with me for us to workout together (you do just literally tap each-others-hands with boxing mitts on). I wasn't seeking the right to clump anyone there, or be clumped myself off anyone there either.

You get one absolute a hell of a workout from it, it would be a huge laugh and the trust type thing from hitting each-others-hands with the pads on for the class. I suspect the sex afterwards when you both got to your flat/hotel would probably be the most intense as hell sex you've both ever done as you'd both be raging for it from the class.

Either my logic is failing somewhere. Or that is the best idea ever? You know where the agencies often say you can have a 3hr social booking where one hour of it is sex and the other two taking the girl to an event or whatever. The other two could be going to the class, doing the class together as partners, and then coming home and knocking the walls down.

[waynekerr600]

Might be a good idea to stop going in the bath Anth 

[tynetunnel]

...followed by a Special Screening of The Princess Bride maybe 

[Lingus10]

Anth are you bored by any chance?

[AnthG]

Anth are you bored by any chance?

Yes, The extreme heat and the lockdown is not a good combo.

[Lingus10]

Yes, The extreme heat and the lockdown is not a good combo.

haha your right - I must admit I smirk when I see you have a new post 

[AnthG]

haha your right - I must admit I smirk when I see you have a new post 

I just realized, imagine the telephone conversation with Allie or Junie; Hi, so I was wanting to do a 3hr social booking with Kalani, please.

Ok great no problem, so where were you wanting to take her for the 2hr social aspect of this booking.

Well, I was wanting to take her to my boxing classes for her to be my sparring partner........[click]...Right well, he's now blocked the freaky bastard.

[toon972]

Going back a few years now but had an arrangement with a girl who used to work for diamonds. Used to see her without going through diamonds, so cheaper. I was married at the time and the wife had just gone to bed and my  punting phone vibrated in my pocket, I always had it on silent. This girl had been drinking with her sister and was in a horny mood and wanted to see me. I didn't need much persuading and off I went to pick her up as her sister was still in the house, she lived not far from Q. E Hospital. Took ages to find somewhere as she kept saying no to every where I stopped. Eventually ended up down by the Bows Incline and being watched by the herd of cows in the field. Well worth £40.  Had some great times with her but not in contact now. The only downside was her sister kept texting her to see if she was ok, obviously as she did not know me.

[Weatherman21]

Yes, The extreme heat and the lockdown is not a good combo.

I second that.

I kinda see where your coming from with the boxing class.  Adrenalin will be pumping.

[FLYING BLUE]

Going back a few years now but had an arrangement with a girl who used to work for diamonds. Used to see her without going through diamonds, so cheaper. I was married at the time and the wife had just gone to bed and my  punting phone vibrated in my pocket, I always had it on silent. This girl had been drinking with her sister and was in a horny mood and wanted to see me. I didn't need much persuading and off I went to pick her up as her sister was still in the house, she lived not far from Q. E Hospital. Took ages to find somewhere as she kept saying no to every where I stopped. Eventually ended up down by the Bows Incline and being watched by the herd of cows in the field. Well worth £40.  Had some great times with her but not in contact now. The only downside was her sister kept texting her to see if she was ok, obviously as she did not know me.

Most intriguing Mr Toon....... do tell us more 

[toon972]

Most intriguing Mr Toon....... do tell us more 

She was only there about a month FB as she did not like George or the driver pestering her. She never had a pic up and had two names while she was there. I cant remember her first name I think it started with J and then she changed her name to Scarlett. She never got a great deal of work probably because of no pic. She then left and me and another guy who used to see her kept on seeing her. Had some great times with her and never on clock.

[Simmo87]

When I was young dumb and very full of cum, I got an outcall to a brand new show home on a very exclusive private new build housing devolpment near Leeds, I was suppose to be proving nightime security for.

The girl in question, was not impressed in the slightest as she said her sugardaddy had a bigger house plus stables, but did offer me a sugar baby arrangment for £10,000 a month (with bareback and anal included)  I told her I would think about it!!

For memory I think I told her that I had won the lottery, and had about 20 million in the bank. I think she was working for a massive payday as she over stayed for an hour and said she would overnight for an extra £200. I politely said no and said I had to be up at 5am to travel somewere.

I think I would have some explaining to do when I put my security uniform on in morning and she saw all the building work behind the house, plus all the signage for the show home!!

I think she was a full of bullshit as me that night, as Im sure she told me she had come runner up in FHM highstreet honeys, and had fucked Craig and Nasty Nick from Big Brother.

 

[Tiger63]

Did she ask you to go with her to help her buy a car?

Yes Anthg...well spotted

[AnthG]

Yes Anthg...well spotted

That was a nice thing to do. I wish I was ever asked to do something like this for them. Well, probably not cars, but I would love it if someone asked me to help them go and pick out a new TV, Laptop or Soundbar/AV receiver or something with them.

But then again you just know this would be me if I ever did.

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[The Outsider]

I just realized, imagine the telephone conversation with Allie or Junie; Hi, so I was wanting to do a 3hr social booking with Kalani, please.

Ok great no problem, so where were you wanting to take her for the 2hr social aspect of this booking.

Well, I was wanting to take her to my boxing classes for her to be my sparring partner........[click]...Right well, he's now blocked the freaky bastard.

I think it depends how you phrase it.  This might just work:

"Do you have anyone on your books who would like to punch me?" 

In fact have you thought about putting up a reverse booking...?  

[A Decent Fist]

The craziest place I ever went for an outcall was somewhere the escort took me... deep into a forest.

Must have been 10 years ago and although I do have a record of it, that's on an external disk which is not where I am for the moment.

It was somewhere south of Doncaster not too far from the A1. The girl and I both drove to the same place in the country then she led me down a track and off into the woods to a little clearing she often used.

It was midly drizzling at the time but she had a kind of groundsheet and we had quite a good time despite the lack of comfort. She was definitely turned on by the whole scenario and I was too.

She was brunette with a local accent, not very tall and not skinny. Can't remember her name though.

[thekingreturns]

Wasnt an outcall as such... Street girl in Prague had the keys to a shopping centre... fucked her on the steps outside a few shops

[Citybased]

Back in the late 80's maybe early 90's I had an escort visit it me after hours in a electrical goods shop I managed in Wolverhampton...we fucked in my office, in the corridor to the shop floor and I took some pics of her around the shop flashing...was very horny but had I have been caught then defo instant dismissal, the things we do when horny.

[Zeusthedoc]

not taken a WG out anywhere really - 1 outcall that i remember has included dinner at a nearby restaurant (close to the hotel)
i dont really want to pay for the privilege...

[hec123]

back in the day of the Sunday sport i meet a girl from gosforth she never told me she had no where to go
so ended up in gosforth park right next to the race course broad daylight just was not for me from then on

[oldrockingchair]

I was just thinking of this in the bath just there. I had an idea of somewhere off the wall. But it may be too off the wall so I was just wanting to see what others have done for crazy placed outcalls.

So in your punting career is thee anywhere you've taken a WG that would be considered wild,out-there,insane? And if so where was it and what happened was it a disaster?

  is all I can say I am rendered almost speechless at this thread offering.

[Tiger63]

back in the day of the Sunday sport i meet a girl from gosforth she never told me she had no where to go
so ended up in gosforth park right next to the race course broad daylight just was not for me from then on

Gossy Pk was a great place for activities on an evening...The old scout camping area was quite a popular place for a bit of woof woofing

My friend told me

[FLYING BLUE]

Gossy Pk was a great place for activities on an evening...The old scout camping area was quite a popular place for a bit of woof woofing

My friend told me

 

[bilbo4453]

Campervan Washington services.

[dino1990]

I used to take a regular to a well known swingers club in durham. Great fun seeing her with other girls and getting fucked all over. She only used to charge me £100 as well for a few hours no rushed fun

[waynekerr600]

Campervan Washington services.

Hope she wasn't called kiri

[Mansell]

Hope she wasn't called kiri

 

[Tiger63]

Hope she wasn't called kiri

Apprently her partner died so the mobile virus isnt touring any more

[Sar-Major]

Hope she wasn't called kiri

Now that's a very low blow even for you ya "Little Cunt"......................    

 

[thekingreturns]

Apprently her partner died so the mobile virus isnt touring any more

Advertising for a new driver 2 days after he died?!

[Sar-Major]

Advertising for a new driver 2 days after he died?!

Well unfortunately "Life Goes On" and as a WG, she's got to make a crust to feed the family............... 

 

[Kev3773]

Well unfortunately "Life Goes On" and as a WG, she's got to make a crust to feed the family............... 

 

I'm sure already has a few crusts 

[waynekerr600]

Advertising for a new driver 2 days after he died?!

Am I wrong in thinking that her driver wasn't her partner though?

[FLYING BLUE]

I'm sure already has a few crusts 

Bloody hell.......

[AnthG]

I literally retch and wince everytime I hear her name. The talk of crusts is making me feel literally unwell. I have had breakfast today.

[Tmor25]

Wasnt an outcall as such... Street girl in Prague had the keys to a shopping centre... fucked her on the steps outside a few shops

I met a street girl in Prague many years ago who took me down the steps to the underground station. It was about 3 in the morning and closed. She gave me a BJ in a corner by the turnstiles. Luckily I didn’t last long as was terrified of being busted.

[Kingy28]

A football match. I thought we would be anonymous with 30,000 others there but I saw someone I knew. I managed to score a few times that evening as well

[Midori]

Hope you don't mind me joining in from a WGs perspective.

I've been taken to a Gym before, but it was for a swimming date. Wasn't really that odd, I'm a keen swimmer and the client knew it was something I enjoy. I'd probably take part in an exercise class but only with a client I had seen before who was laid back and could cope with me being useless and laughing at myself. Don't think these things are always as much of an aphrodisiac as they are in people's heads!

Also been taken to Warhammer world and a zombie festival, amongst other places. Was a load of fun.

[AnthG]

Hope you don't mind me joining in from a WGs perspective.

I've been taken to a Gym before, but it was for a swimming date. Wasn't really that odd, I'm a keen swimmer and the client knew it was something I enjoy. I'd probably take part in an exercise class but only with a client I had seen before who was laid back and could cope with me being useless and laughing at myself. Don't think these things are always as much of an aphrodisiac as they are in people's heads!

Also been taken to Warhammer world and a zombie festival, amongst other places. Was a load of fun.

I just seen this post. Finally, someone agrees with me. I knew my idea was a good one.

Trust me, if you could go boxing and swinging your arms at me all frantic getting endorphines and adreniline and bringing out the aggression and alpha female side of you. I promise you will want to rip my clothes off then and there (or like you say, in my head you will).

[pauls3332]

Took one to China to meet her family , best month of my life, as much sex as I wanted. Just cost me flights, hotel ,LV handabag, and rolex watch. £10k. worked out at £333 ish a day. 

[Zeusthedoc]

Took one to China to meet her family , best month of my life, as much sex as I wanted. Just cost me flights, hotel ,LV handabag, and rolex watch. £10k. worked out at £333 ish a day.

hmmm - ok

[bushman]

hmmm - ok