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Author Topic: Amelia - Sydenham  (Read 1685 times)


1 review(s) for Amelia Colombian (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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I feel abit bad about writing this review, some may think its unfair but im £80 out of pocket so 'meh'.

After a really bad punt with Classy-selena i thought i'd pop to my usual reliable latino watering hole, where 90% of the time you're in for a good service, unfortunately i felt i was in that 10% today...just my luck eh :dash:


place:

I called up listened to the descriptions, I liked what i heard and popped down for a 30min session.

Location: Very busy road during the day, i'm not entirely sure if i felt un-noitced or very noticed, they always take a good 90seconds to open the front door so prepare yourself for a wait that feels like eternity.

Girl: Coloumbian, dark skin, big rock hard fake tits, big rock hard fake arse (she claimed it was real) and a big HMMMMMM from me at the end of the session.

Service: 2/10 - not very good.

Amelia has a very friendly personality about her, but her english is limited but thats not a problem because clear sign language helps explain things. she really cleaned me up good with wet wipes and some anti bacterial liquid that sort of burned abit. :-/.
Her oral was very wet, but she sorta sucked my dick through the forskin, shy to pull it back and give the head some attention? big fail. I struggled to politely communicate it with her in english in a way she could understand to suck it properly.

The main even was bad, she made it clear i wasn't allowed to grab her body before we had even started, she showed me i could put my hands around her waist only. I thought FFS This is the reason you come to see this thick bubble butt latino women to grab onto the curves and ass and have a ****ing good time. (shes probably afraid her arse/thighs packed with implants were going to explode) hmmm did i mention her body was rock hard muscle, no fat not what im used to on any woman hmmmm.

She kept applying epic amounts of lube, and fucking her pussy just didnt feel natural to me and she had so many rules where one could put ones hands i just ended up going soft.
Still struggling to communicate with her and vice versa.
She capped me again and sucked till i was hard she was about to get on again and i could see her preparing to apply epic amounts of lube again... i said no just forget it remove the condom and wank me off, she couldnt understand :-/

Whilst i was finishing myself off i told her to get on all fours and point her arse, pussy toward my face whilst i touched it, now heres where i became  abit miffed.... i've seen hundreds if not thousands of pussys via the internet; photos, videos, books, mags and in many in person  ;) but this one didn't look like anything i'd seen before... it just looked artifical, esp the way the hair was growing on the lips hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Whilst getting dressed because the service had been so poor i thought id be abit cheeky, Bearing in mind this girl has barely understood a word i had said the whole time i asked her "Are you a Trannsexual" she understood that instantly no problem!! she denied as quickly as she heard it, instantly pointing towards her pussy. i used my fingers to show a sissors symbol and said surgry.
she couldnt say anymore really, except no but i could see the look in her eyes, i said no more and just left.

After getting home i searched on AW and found that she had a profile with alot of pics.... make of it what you will.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2346885


£60 for 30mins + £20 owo.



1 review(s) found for Amelia Colombian linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)


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So you wasted £80 for 30min  for a tranny pussy :unknown:
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So you wasted £80 for 30min  for a tranny pussy :unknown:


I'd say so!

Hopefully i'll help someone else out in the future from wasting there time and money, Unless they're into that sort of thing.

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Whilst i was finishing myself off i told her to get on all fours and point her arse, pussy toward my face whilst i touched it, now heres where i became  abit miffed.... i've seen hundreds if not thousands of pussys via the internet; photos, videos, books, mags and in many in person  ;) but this one didn't look like anything i'd seen before... it just looked artifical, esp the way the hair was growing on the lips hmmmmmmmmmmm.


Which ones? The inside ones? Or the outside ones?

Do you mean the hair growth angle looked wrong? I'm just intrigued, sorry about the Qs  :D
« Last Edit: April 12, 2014, 07:55:17 PM by Catherine The Great »

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Which ones? The inside ones? Or the outside ones?

Do you mean the hair growth angle looked wrong? I'm just intrigued, sorry about the Qs  :D

lol i've tried to find some photos on google to give you an idea of what i saw, but im stuggling with that. i'd say the outer lips, its so hard to describe what i saw, but having seen so many vaginas in my time fo all different shapes and sizes this one instantly fit in. the Clit looked very odd too.

 :thumbsdown:


the horror lol



Bloody hell you had your own crying game moment dnt worry a similar thing happened to me when I was younger back home but I escaped before anything took place!!!

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Bloody hell you had your own crying game moment dnt worry a similar thing happened to me when I was younger back home but I escaped before anything took place!!!

its only happened back home?  :)

its only happened back home?  :)

Yep as south america is full of trannys some of them look good very hard to tell until you get them in a hotel room or a bordello.


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if i get even a hint of doubt from the pics these days i wont even bother.


She's not a tranny from what i can tell she's just a woman with a fit body and fucked face  :crazy: but her vagina felt normal to me. Maybe I should take her to america to get jerry springer to do a DNA test to be sure

if i get even a hint of doubt from the pics these days i wont even bother.

Yeah I hear that its especially the south Americans and thai escorts try to pull these tricks on guys

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Theres abit too many masculine features in her pics, but its not a major problem if the customers happy. I just don't like the deception element of the whole thing.

Yeah I hear that its especially the south Americans and thai escorts try to pull these tricks on guys

Yeah but the asains seem to pull it off much better they're just born in feminine bodies lol.




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