Author Topic: Blondy x2. Poplar, Noodle street  (Read 1184 times)


5 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5596693) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline smooooch

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20 mins bus ride from my place, young hungarian blonde, cheap and does the things I like -sounds nothing wrong. Nope !

Comms were good, it was her maid, asked for half an hour punt, gave me the details and building name. Took a shower and jumped in the bus, reached the destination on time and with the help of google map and a conversation, I managed to get in. It is a council flat, buzzed and got inside easily.

She is the girl in the profile. Probably her stated age is real. Petite and average looking, but later discovered her skin is very rough and dry. Sorted the transaction and she came back after stashing £60 somewhere. Whatever happened after this is utter rubbish.

Suddenly she forgot English and made everything harder and worse. I was having a bad feeling from the beginning. She has the enthusiasm of a dead log. Before trying to snog her I caressed her a bit. My feelings ? have you ever hugged a baby cactus ? Not thorny but weird. Tried FK but no luck, her lips are like stitched together. After a couple of mins of toothy BJ and a failed attempt of 69 (smell of downstairs are not fresh and needs a trimming) I asked for doggy. Middle of that action, her maid or fellow WG asked her something in a very loud screechy hungarian ! Blondy was answering her whilst I was [email protected] her. It was a conversation, may be important but sadly not doing any good for me. Lost my erection and felt stupid. There is no point of starting an argument with her, I have more than 15 mins left so tried my best to finish the task and .... off. The only English she has mastered is 'Oh my God' ! Whenever I am asking for something she has clearly advertised in her profile she said the line and very lacklusterly obliged.

finally asked for CIM, she rolled her eyes and 'another Oh my God !' she put the knob in her mouth and started a vigorous hand job. It was toothy and painful. I stopped her, took the charge and finished in her mouth. When getting ready after the 20 mins of disaster, she suddenly became very friendly, offered me towel and started texting someone with a smile in her face. Finally it is confirmed that the only thing she can do as mentioned in her profile is 'Smile'.     

Jumped in the pants, didn't even looked at her face, said nothing and got out.



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Offline Whoisarrypotter

Thanks for the review fella, and off the hotlist she goes
Banned reason: Shame - but lost the plot
Banned by: Kev40ish


Offline bedhedred

This punt sounds like it may have taken place in a council flat near Pennyfields; see my review linked. I'd advise anyone being directed there to proceed with caution as its a bunch of ropey Hungarians who are looking to conveyor belt punters, and they need to be called out.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278773.0