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Offline socks

Setting aside the more obvious ones like going expecting a shag but only getting a handjob, what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for? I hate it when they won't let me do a facial cos they've just done their make up (ie they never intended to allow it or have got a queue outside) and particularly when filming isn't actually available! :angry:

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Setting aside the more obvious ones like going expecting a shag but only getting a handjob, what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for? I hate it when they won't let me do a facial cos they've just done their make up (ie they never intended to allow it or have got a queue outside) and particularly when filming isn't actually available! :angry:

Any of them really as I would have confirmed before hand what I want and again before handing over the money.  Could well be a deal breaker and lead to walking,  now if it is about the enthusiasm of a agreed service that is harder to quantify then DFK/FK for me is the worse one to miss out on.

Offline CBPaul

FK / DFK used to be a let down but proper DFK is rare now so I assume it won't really be on offer. Just see 'at discretion' to mean 'no chance'. If you ask beforehand if services are offered then the prossie is bound to say yes, far more chance of keeping the money once you are in the room and they reel of the list of things you can't do or can't touch. 

Worst for me is thinking a prossie is up for a good session only to find out she puts no effort in and you have to stop pumping and check for vital signs. 

Offline socks

I only ever walked once - on a B+S. I went in the house and a girl dressed in just undies (who I recognised from AW) told me that the girl I wanted wasn't available, despite my confirmation call a couple of minutes earlier. I was annoyed enough to walk then. When I've had a likes list let down (only a handful of times to be fair), it's either been after the interactions have started and I'm hooked (pathetic I know), or when I've thought fuck it, let's have sex anyway. Afterwards I've always thought fuck it!! Unenthusiastic FK is a massive turn off though isn't it. More than anything else I reckon it brings home that she would rather be shopping.

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FK / DFK used to be a let down but proper DFK is rare now so I assume it won't really be on offer. Just see 'at discretion' to mean 'no chance'. If you ask beforehand if services are offered then the prossie is bound to say yes, far more chance of keeping the money once you are in the room and they reel of the list of things you can't do or can't touch. 

Worst for me is thinking a prossie is up for a good session only to find out she puts no effort in and you have to stop pumping and check for vital signs.

Totally agree CB about the dead fish,  out of interest how would you define proper DFK,  personally for me. Kissing is lips no tongue,  FK is tongues touching lightly and DFK is tongue wrestling. I am happy with FK and DFK depending on the context.

Offline cunnyhunt

Mine is cim. I like to fuck then to finish with cim and agree this before starting. If they try to not offer after starting then they end with a facial.


Offline socks

Totally agree CB about the dead fish,  out of interest how would you define proper DFK,  personally for me. Kissing is lips no tongue,  FK is tongues touching lightly and DFK is tongue wrestling. I am happy with FK and DFK depending on the context.

Proper DFK for me is when tongues are everywhere and you feel that she is as enthusiatic as you.

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Offline CBPaul

Totally agree CB about the dead fish,  out of interest how would you define proper DFK,  personally for me. Kissing is lips no tongue,  FK is tongues touching lightly and DFK is tongue wrestling. I am happy with FK and DFK depending on the context.

I go along with your definition, sadly many prossies feel that FK is the lightest touch of lips with their jaw otherwise wired shut.

Offline socks

Mine is cim. I like to fuck then to finish with cim and agree this before starting. If they try to not offer after starting then they end with a facial.

And the best is a bit of both? That porn thing when they look up at you, lips wide, tongue out and you blast them with a load that goes in their mouth and over their face! :thumbsup:

Offline CBPaul

I only ever walked once - on a B+S. I went in the house and a girl dressed in just undies (who I recognised from AW) told me that the girl I wanted wasn't available, despite my confirmation call a couple of minutes earlier. I was annoyed enough to walk then. When I've had a likes list let down (only a handful of times to be fair), it's either been after the interactions have started and I'm hooked (pathetic I know), or when I've thought fuck it, let's have sex anyway. Afterwards I've always thought fuck it!! Unenthusiastic FK is a massive turn off though isn't it. More than anything else I reckon it brings home that she would rather be shopping.

Well done for walking. If I feel they are really taking the piss I walk but I have taken the sod it I'm here, lets fuck anyway approach myself. I've often stayed when kissing is not on offer and ended up having lots of very good oral and sex, kissing would have been the icing on the cake though.

A Polish girl last year announced no kissing, handed me a towel and pointed to the shower within a millisecond of handing over the money. Thought she was hot so stayed, had top rate sex - she went like the clappers - and as I went to open the door to leave she snogged my face off. I asked why that wasn't done whilst she was bouncing up and down on me and she said it will next time  :dash:

vorian

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Well done for walking. If I feel they are really taking the piss I walk but I have taken the sod it I'm here, lets fuck anyway approach myself. I've often stayed when kissing is not on offer and ended up having lots of very good oral and sex, kissing would have been the icing on the cake though.

A Polish girl last year announced no kissing, handed me a towel and pointed to the shower within a millisecond of handing over the money. Thought she was hot so stayed, had top rate sex - she went like the clappers - and as I went to open the door to leave she snogged my face off. I asked why that wasn't done whilst she was bouncing up and down on me and she said it will next time  :dash:

The question is did you go back to see if she was telling the truth. :unknown:

Offline cunnyhunt

And the best is a bit of both? That porn thing when they look up at you, lips wide, tongue out and you blast them with a load that goes in their mouth and over their face! :thumbsup:

I pulled out one time and the girl said no cim (after agreeing ) and wanted me to cum on her body, I said sure and still hit her hair  :cool: she was really pissed about it. :D

She said she only had 2-3 minutes between clients ! although she said she only saw "2" a day on profile, usual pro$$ie shit. she either showered or the next client had something "extra" in his punt. :scare:

Offline smiths

Setting aside the more obvious ones like going expecting a shag but only getting a handjob, what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for? I hate it when they won't let me do a facial cos they've just done their make up (ie they never intended to allow it or have got a queue outside) and particularly when filming isn't actually available! :angry:

ANY lies about any services is a terminal turn-off for me as is a WG with a bad attitude, nowadays on principle i walk, i would rather cut my dick off with a rusty knife than give lying scum my money.

Offline CBPaul

The question is did you go back to see if she was telling the truth. :unknown:

She's only been back once since and I couldn't arrange free time. She does 10 days now and again to get the money so hopefully she will return because I would definitely go back, so we'll see.

SirFrank

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Very subjective really but for me DFK and OWO. To a lesser extent CIM


Offline house music dave

CIM for me. Started punting in parlours so it was always off the menu, the first time i did it was great so mistakenly i always think of that when I go for CIM

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SirFrank

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I always find it seriously fucked up that a WG will suck your cock let you eat her minge and fuck her but won't let you kiss her. WTF is that all about

vorian

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I always find it seriously fucked up that a WG will suck your cock let you eat her minge and fuck her but won't let you kiss her. WTF is that all about

They think they are Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.  Reality check love, Richard Gere isn't coming to save you.

Offline jammiedodger1

definitely owo and cim for me though i've also suffered a bait and switch which wasn't so great, any dishonest profile particularly false pics and inaccurate likes list means no return visit from me and negative feedback if i've booked through aw  :thumbsdown:

password02

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Mine is DFK and OWO both a must with CIM as a pleasant extra +

Offline Bangers and Gash

Mine would be RO and FK / DFK. Although there's very few that can do it properly.  :(

Rochdull lad

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My, er, "bottom line" is [are] DFK, OWO, RO, & Protected penetration.

I'm one of those who sees "Regulars" so am sure of getting what I want.  If I saw someone who's new-to-me then I'd walk if I didn't get my, er, "bottom line".

Tjkooker

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Hardsports. Pisses me off when I've been brewing a great big stinking curly one and the say no  :vomit:

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They all love sex and can't get enough hard cocks in them. How come when it gets down to the nitty gritty they are counting the dead spiders on the ceiling? They can't possibly dislike sex can they? After all they have wellpaid governement jobs and degrees from top universities and only prossy because they can't get enough of it. I think I've been lied to.

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They think they are Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.  Reality check love, Richard Gere isn't coming to save you.
Richard Gere is too busy sticking gerbils up his arse. The act has the nickname Richard's Gear.

Stealthshagger

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When they say they do owo but don't. One very annoying one is to say they allow filming.  Then you confirm again, stating what you want to film (eg blowjob) and they say fine. You get there and they say no face. Well, did you think I was going to give a female WG (or anyone for that matter) a blowjob? How do you film a blowjob with no face? Whose face did you think would be in this blowjob clip?

Or only in a mask they say when you get there. Whatever, let's do it then. Oh, but she doesn't have a mask.


Offline Sedlmayer

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Oh, wow, but you're too big..... :angry: (lie - I've been to enough LMP to know that's a lie. Sadly :cry:)
Assuming stupid positions (like anus pointing at the ceiling in doggy) to make it effectively impossible.  :scare:
Knowingly perfectly well that you have to be rock hard to penetrate their bumchutes but taking ages to get the condom out of the pack, put it on, lube up etc etc etc..... :dash:
Clenching  :angry:

etc etc - don't say you do bumsex if you don't  :thumbsdown:

Offline socks

When they say they do owo but don't. One very annoying one is to say they allow filming.  Then you confirm again, stating what you want to film (eg blowjob) and they say fine. You get there and they say no face. Well, did you think I was going to give a female WG (or anyone for that matter) a blowjob? How do you film a blowjob with no face? Whose face did you think would be in this blowjob clip?

Or only in a mask they say when you get there. Whatever, let's do it then. Oh, but she doesn't have a mask.
Absolutely mate. I generally only go with girls who'll let me film, so if they then say no it is a shocker. It's mainly been the foreign girls with poor English who've done it to me and being soft and horny I've let it go on occasion and gone ahead anyway. Waste of time, when will I learn!?

The English speaking ones who have it in their likes list but when you email them say they don't do it, piss me of but at least I'm thinking with my brain and not my cock when I'm at my pc and can avoid wasting money on them. But when you turn up having clarified in an email that you're expecting it and it's included, then they try to tell you it's an extra or not my face etc, FFS sort out your business!

Mostly though they loosen up and by the end it's alright. I had one camera shy girl posing with a spunky face full straight into the lens at the end of one "recovered" session!

grandmaster-ram-rod

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it's CIM with me, I like to finish in there mouth and hate it when they agre but pull away t the last moment  :mad:

pleasure

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Has to be CIM and/or facials for me. I can live without either if I know in advance what I'm getting. But when I turn up expecting to pop in a girl's mouth, I get pretty damn irate if we get towards the end of the booking and she starts giving it the old "mmmm, cum on my tits!" routine.

pokenn

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As SirFrank and other have said, for me it's OWO and DFK. Completely drives me up the wall if they agree to this and won't do it or do it unenthusiastically. I am OCD about personal hygiene so it's not that. I used to be a bit shy about being blunt about checking services before handing over cash. Now I tend to check services and I've developed a friendly relaxed manner that does not offend the girl.

Offline mattylondon

what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for?
Probably French kissing and OWO a close second. I always check these days, right before handing over the money, so doesn't happen any more. If there's even a slight doubt, I walk.

vorian

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Interesting that FK and DFK seems to be the one service that the majority of punters on this thread are most disappointed about . WG's please take note if your want to give a good customer service.  :hi:


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Probably French kissing and OWO a close second. I always check these days, right before handing over the money, so doesn't happen any more. If there's even a slight doubt, I walk.
TBH on a parlour punt, I can do without kissing and OWO. I'm only a fan of OWO if I am planning on cumming in mouth or I have an hour booking and plan to cum twice. Kissing is always a bonus, given its popularity I'm not surprised it is so mis-advertised. The whole "I only save my lips for my boyfriend" or "I don't kiss because it is too intimate" is archaic bollocks and punters are tired of being ripped off. A vanilla service is no longer good enough for an hour booking. Not even fluffies like to talk their time away and be lied to anymore. It's no longer the pre-internet days, where any bullshit was acceptable, as so little information was available.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I adore kissing with tongues and feel misled when they say they just got back from the dentist. Snogging makes me hard quicker than anything.

 I had one lady (European, I forget which country) who thought French kissing was touching both cheeks one after the other the way French people do greetings, but she did also do it with tongues after we stopped laughing.

Of course I enjoy bareback even if on here it is a minority sport.

The other worst case scenario is the absence of a good embrace-cuddle-stroke while doing the snog, the real GFE I assume.

I also like to embrace standing up as a start and sometimes they hurtle onto the bed.


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Without a doubt - DFK, followed closely by OWO

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I adore kissing with tongues and feel misled when they say they just got back from the dentist. Snogging makes me hard quicker than anything.

 I had one lady (European, I forget which country) who thought French kissing was touching both cheeks one after the other the way French people do greetings, but she did also do it with tongues after we stopped laughing.

Of course I enjoy bareback even if on here it is a minority sport.

The other worst case scenario is the absence of a good embrace-cuddle-stroke while doing the snog, the real GFE I assume.

I also like to embrace standing up as a start and sometimes they hurtle onto the bed.
I'm not a BB man. I did own a BB gun when I was a teenager, but that's another topic. Agreed a good full on snog can enhance an experience. I read a report on here about a prossie at GFE parlour (an ironic name?) that counted three pecks on the lips as GFE - that would be acceptable on a civvy first date, but not as an extra in a parlour.

Toshiba

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Hardsports. Pisses me off when I've been brewing a great big stinking curly one and the say no  :vomit:

 :lol:

Brilliant

Rochdull lad

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It isn't a "Like", so much as a WG's stated size, which can be a disappointment to me.

Take, for example, External Link/Members Only - she's being discussed on the "Would you pay £300 p.h." thread on here at the moment.

On her Profile page, she says she's size 14 yet, taking into account the chubbiness of her face and the Bra size [38FF or 38HH, depending which bit of the profile you read], I'd be surprised if she weren't really size 18+.  As one who prefers my WG to be slimmer than that, usually Size 14 [maximum], that difference would be enough to stop me booking one like this.

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Deep French kissing for me all day long !! If I've seen a girl and her kissing is shit I would not go back regardless how great she might be to fuck

Offline Horizontal pleasures

It isn't a "Like", so much as a WG's stated size, which can be a disappointment to me.

Take, for example, External Link/Members Only - she's being discussed on the "Would you pay £300 p.h." thread on here at the moment.

On her Profile page, she says she's size 14 yet, taking into account the chubbiness of her face and the Bra size [38FF or 38HH, depending which bit of the profile you read], I'd be surprised if she weren't really size 18+.  As one who prefers my WG to be slimmer than that, usually Size 14 [maximum], that difference would be enough to stop me booking one like this.

It is a "Like" - as a WG's stated size, can be a disappointment to me.

Take, for example, External Link/Members Only - she's being discussed on the "Would you pay £300 p.h." thread on here at the moment.

On her Profile page, she says she's size 14 yet, taking into account the chubbiness of her face and the Bra size [38FF or 38HH, depending which bit of the profile you read], I'd be surprised if she weren't really size 18+.  As one who prefers my WG to be as large as that, usually Size 14 [minimum], that difference would be enough to stop me booking one like this.
(But it is a preference not an absolute)