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Author Topic: Which likes are you most disappointed they lie about?  (Read 3533 times)

Offline Ali Katt

They think they are Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.  Reality check love, Richard Gere isn't coming to save you.
Richard Gere is too busy sticking gerbils up his arse. The act has the nickname Richard's Gear.

When they say they do owo but don't. One very annoying one is to say they allow filming.  Then you confirm again, stating what you want to film (eg blowjob) and they say fine. You get there and they say no face. Well, did you think I was going to give a female WG (or anyone for that matter) a blowjob? How do you film a blowjob with no face? Whose face did you think would be in this blowjob clip?

Or only in a mask they say when you get there. Whatever, let's do it then. Oh, but she doesn't have a mask.


Offline Sedlmayer

Anal.
Oh, wow, but you're too big..... :angry: (lie - I've been to enough LMP to know that's a lie. Sadly :cry:)
Assuming stupid positions (like anus pointing at the ceiling in doggy) to make it effectively impossible.  :scare:
Knowingly perfectly well that you have to be rock hard to penetrate their bumchutes but taking ages to get the condom out of the pack, put it on, lube up etc etc etc..... :dash:
Clenching  :angry:

etc etc - don't say you do bumsex if you don't  :thumbsdown:

Offline socks

When they say they do owo but don't. One very annoying one is to say they allow filming.  Then you confirm again, stating what you want to film (eg blowjob) and they say fine. You get there and they say no face. Well, did you think I was going to give a female WG (or anyone for that matter) a blowjob? How do you film a blowjob with no face? Whose face did you think would be in this blowjob clip?

Or only in a mask they say when you get there. Whatever, let's do it then. Oh, but she doesn't have a mask.
Absolutely mate. I generally only go with girls who'll let me film, so if they then say no it is a shocker. It's mainly been the foreign girls with poor English who've done it to me and being soft and horny I've let it go on occasion and gone ahead anyway. Waste of time, when will I learn!?

The English speaking ones who have it in their likes list but when you email them say they don't do it, piss me of but at least I'm thinking with my brain and not my cock when I'm at my pc and can avoid wasting money on them. But when you turn up having clarified in an email that you're expecting it and it's included, then they try to tell you it's an extra or not my face etc, FFS sort out your business!

Mostly though they loosen up and by the end it's alright. I had one camera shy girl posing with a spunky face full straight into the lens at the end of one "recovered" session!

it's CIM with me, I like to finish in there mouth and hate it when they agre but pull away t the last moment  :mad:

Offline pleasure

Has to be CIM and/or facials for me. I can live without either if I know in advance what I'm getting. But when I turn up expecting to pop in a girl's mouth, I get pretty damn irate if we get towards the end of the booking and she starts giving it the old "mmmm, cum on my tits!" routine.

Offline pokenn

As SirFrank and other have said, for me it's OWO and DFK. Completely drives me up the wall if they agree to this and won't do it or do it unenthusiastically. I am OCD about personal hygiene so it's not that. I used to be a bit shy about being blunt about checking services before handing over cash. Now I tend to check services and I've developed a friendly relaxed manner that does not offend the girl.

Offline mattylondon

what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for?
Probably French kissing and OWO a close second. I always check these days, right before handing over the money, so doesn't happen any more. If there's even a slight doubt, I walk.

Offline vorian

Interesting that FK and DFK seems to be the one service that the majority of punters on this thread are most disappointed about . WG's please take note if your want to give a good customer service.  :hi:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account


Offline Ali Katt

Probably French kissing and OWO a close second. I always check these days, right before handing over the money, so doesn't happen any more. If there's even a slight doubt, I walk.
TBH on a parlour punt, I can do without kissing and OWO. I'm only a fan of OWO if I am planning on cumming in mouth or I have an hour booking and plan to cum twice. Kissing is always a bonus, given its popularity I'm not surprised it is so mis-advertised. The whole "I only save my lips for my boyfriend" or "I don't kiss because it is too intimate" is archaic bollocks and punters are tired of being ripped off. A vanilla service is no longer good enough for an hour booking. Not even fluffies like to talk their time away and be lied to anymore. It's no longer the pre-internet days, where any bullshit was acceptable, as so little information was available.

I adore kissing with tongues and feel misled when they say they just got back from the dentist. Snogging makes me hard quicker than anything.

 I had one lady (European, I forget which country) who thought French kissing was touching both cheeks one after the other the way French people do greetings, but she did also do it with tongues after we stopped laughing.

Of course I enjoy bareback even if on here it is a minority sport.

The other worst case scenario is the absence of a good embrace-cuddle-stroke while doing the snog, the real GFE I assume.

I also like to embrace standing up as a start and sometimes they hurtle onto the bed.


Offline willbred

Without a doubt - DFK, followed closely by OWO
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Offline Ali Katt

I adore kissing with tongues and feel misled when they say they just got back from the dentist. Snogging makes me hard quicker than anything.

 I had one lady (European, I forget which country) who thought French kissing was touching both cheeks one after the other the way French people do greetings, but she did also do it with tongues after we stopped laughing.

Of course I enjoy bareback even if on here it is a minority sport.

The other worst case scenario is the absence of a good embrace-cuddle-stroke while doing the snog, the real GFE I assume.

I also like to embrace standing up as a start and sometimes they hurtle onto the bed.
I'm not a BB man. I did own a BB gun when I was a teenager, but that's another topic. Agreed a good full on snog can enhance an experience. I read a report on here about a prossie at GFE parlour (an ironic name?) that counted three pecks on the lips as GFE - that would be acceptable on a civvy first date, but not as an extra in a parlour.

Offline Toshiba

Hardsports. Pisses me off when I've been brewing a great big stinking curly one and the say no  :vomit:

 :lol:

Brilliant

It isn't a "Like", so much as a WG's stated size, which can be a disappointment to me.

Take, for example, https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1356524 - she's being discussed on the "Would you pay £300 p.h." thread on here at the moment.

On her Profile page, she says she's size 14 yet, taking into account the chubbiness of her face and the Bra size [38FF or 38HH, depending which bit of the profile you read], I'd be surprised if she weren't really size 18+.  As one who prefers my WG to be slimmer than that, usually Size 14 [maximum], that difference would be enough to stop me booking one like this.

Offline Tim20

Deep French kissing for me all day long !! If I've seen a girl and her kissing is shit I would not go back regardless how great she might be to fuck
Banning reason: Fluffy white knight admitting to planning to leave positive review for sole reason to cancel recent negative

It isn't a "Like", so much as a WG's stated size, which can be a disappointment to me.

Take, for example, https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1356524 - she's being discussed on the "Would you pay £300 p.h." thread on here at the moment.

On her Profile page, she says she's size 14 yet, taking into account the chubbiness of her face and the Bra size [38FF or 38HH, depending which bit of the profile you read], I'd be surprised if she weren't really size 18+.  As one who prefers my WG to be slimmer than that, usually Size 14 [maximum], that difference would be enough to stop me booking one like this.

It is a "Like" - as a WG's stated size, can be a disappointment to me.

Take, for example, https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1356524 - she's being discussed on the "Would you pay £300 p.h." thread on here at the moment.

On her Profile page, she says she's size 14 yet, taking into account the chubbiness of her face and the Bra size [38FF or 38HH, depending which bit of the profile you read], I'd be surprised if she weren't really size 18+.  As one who prefers my WG to be as large as that, usually Size 14 [minimum], that difference would be enough to stop me booking one like this.
(But it is a preference not an absolute)


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