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Author Topic: Which likes are you most disappointed they lie about?  (Read 3520 times)

Offline socks

Setting aside the more obvious ones like going expecting a shag but only getting a handjob, what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for? I hate it when they won't let me do a facial cos they've just done their make up (ie they never intended to allow it or have got a queue outside) and particularly when filming isn't actually available! :angry:

Offline vorian

Setting aside the more obvious ones like going expecting a shag but only getting a handjob, what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for? I hate it when they won't let me do a facial cos they've just done their make up (ie they never intended to allow it or have got a queue outside) and particularly when filming isn't actually available! :angry:

Any of them really as I would have confirmed before hand what I want and again before handing over the money.  Could well be a deal breaker and lead to walking,  now if it is about the enthusiasm of a agreed service that is harder to quantify then DFK/FK for me is the worse one to miss out on.
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Offline CBPaul

FK / DFK used to be a let down but proper DFK is rare now so I assume it won't really be on offer. Just see 'at discretion' to mean 'no chance'. If you ask beforehand if services are offered then the prossie is bound to say yes, far more chance of keeping the money once you are in the room and they reel of the list of things you can't do or can't touch. 

Worst for me is thinking a prossie is up for a good session only to find out she puts no effort in and you have to stop pumping and check for vital signs. 

Offline socks

I only ever walked once - on a B+S. I went in the house and a girl dressed in just undies (who I recognised from AW) told me that the girl I wanted wasn't available, despite my confirmation call a couple of minutes earlier. I was annoyed enough to walk then. When I've had a likes list let down (only a handful of times to be fair), it's either been after the interactions have started and I'm hooked (pathetic I know), or when I've thought fuck it, let's have sex anyway. Afterwards I've always thought fuck it!! Unenthusiastic FK is a massive turn off though isn't it. More than anything else I reckon it brings home that she would rather be shopping.

Offline vorian

FK / DFK used to be a let down but proper DFK is rare now so I assume it won't really be on offer. Just see 'at discretion' to mean 'no chance'. If you ask beforehand if services are offered then the prossie is bound to say yes, far more chance of keeping the money once you are in the room and they reel of the list of things you can't do or can't touch. 

Worst for me is thinking a prossie is up for a good session only to find out she puts no effort in and you have to stop pumping and check for vital signs.

Totally agree CB about the dead fish,  out of interest how would you define proper DFK,  personally for me. Kissing is lips no tongue,  FK is tongues touching lightly and DFK is tongue wrestling. I am happy with FK and DFK depending on the context.
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Offline cunnyhunt

Mine is cim. I like to fuck then to finish with cim and agree this before starting. If they try to not offer after starting then they end with a facial.


Offline socks

Totally agree CB about the dead fish,  out of interest how would you define proper DFK,  personally for me. Kissing is lips no tongue,  FK is tongues touching lightly and DFK is tongue wrestling. I am happy with FK and DFK depending on the context.

Proper DFK for me is when tongues are everywhere and you feel that she is as enthusiatic as you.

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Offline CBPaul

Totally agree CB about the dead fish,  out of interest how would you define proper DFK,  personally for me. Kissing is lips no tongue,  FK is tongues touching lightly and DFK is tongue wrestling. I am happy with FK and DFK depending on the context.

I go along with your definition, sadly many prossies feel that FK is the lightest touch of lips with their jaw otherwise wired shut.

Offline socks

Mine is cim. I like to fuck then to finish with cim and agree this before starting. If they try to not offer after starting then they end with a facial.

And the best is a bit of both? That porn thing when they look up at you, lips wide, tongue out and you blast them with a load that goes in their mouth and over their face! :thumbsup:

Offline CBPaul

I only ever walked once - on a B+S. I went in the house and a girl dressed in just undies (who I recognised from AW) told me that the girl I wanted wasn't available, despite my confirmation call a couple of minutes earlier. I was annoyed enough to walk then. When I've had a likes list let down (only a handful of times to be fair), it's either been after the interactions have started and I'm hooked (pathetic I know), or when I've thought fuck it, let's have sex anyway. Afterwards I've always thought fuck it!! Unenthusiastic FK is a massive turn off though isn't it. More than anything else I reckon it brings home that she would rather be shopping.

Well done for walking. If I feel they are really taking the piss I walk but I have taken the sod it I'm here, lets fuck anyway approach myself. I've often stayed when kissing is not on offer and ended up having lots of very good oral and sex, kissing would have been the icing on the cake though.

A Polish girl last year announced no kissing, handed me a towel and pointed to the shower within a millisecond of handing over the money. Thought she was hot so stayed, had top rate sex - she went like the clappers - and as I went to open the door to leave she snogged my face off. I asked why that wasn't done whilst she was bouncing up and down on me and she said it will next time  :dash:

Offline vorian

Well done for walking. If I feel they are really taking the piss I walk but I have taken the sod it I'm here, lets fuck anyway approach myself. I've often stayed when kissing is not on offer and ended up having lots of very good oral and sex, kissing would have been the icing on the cake though.

A Polish girl last year announced no kissing, handed me a towel and pointed to the shower within a millisecond of handing over the money. Thought she was hot so stayed, had top rate sex - she went like the clappers - and as I went to open the door to leave she snogged my face off. I asked why that wasn't done whilst she was bouncing up and down on me and she said it will next time  :dash:

The question is did you go back to see if she was telling the truth. :unknown:
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Offline cunnyhunt

And the best is a bit of both? That porn thing when they look up at you, lips wide, tongue out and you blast them with a load that goes in their mouth and over their face! :thumbsup:

I pulled out one time and the girl said no cim (after agreeing ) and wanted me to cum on her body, I said sure and still hit her hair  :cool: she was really pissed about it. :D

She said she only had 2-3 minutes between clients ! although she said she only saw "2" a day on profile, usual pro$$ie shit. she either showered or the next client had something "extra" in his punt. :scare:

Offline smiths

Setting aside the more obvious ones like going expecting a shag but only getting a handjob, what is the biggest let down for you when the wg doesn't come good on what her likes list and comms indicates she's up for? I hate it when they won't let me do a facial cos they've just done their make up (ie they never intended to allow it or have got a queue outside) and particularly when filming isn't actually available! :angry:

ANY lies about any services is a terminal turn-off for me as is a WG with a bad attitude, nowadays on principle i walk, i would rather cut my dick off with a rusty knife than give lying scum my money.

Offline CBPaul

The question is did you go back to see if she was telling the truth. :unknown:

She's only been back once since and I couldn't arrange free time. She does 10 days now and again to get the money so hopefully she will return because I would definitely go back, so we'll see.

Offline SirFrank

Very subjective really but for me DFK and OWO. To a lesser extent CIM
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CIM for me. Started punting in parlours so it was always off the menu, the first time i did it was great so mistakenly i always think of that when I go for CIM

HMD   

Offline SirFrank

I always find it seriously fucked up that a WG will suck your cock let you eat her minge and fuck her but won't let you kiss her. WTF is that all about
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Offline vorian

I always find it seriously fucked up that a WG will suck your cock let you eat her minge and fuck her but won't let you kiss her. WTF is that all about

They think they are Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.  Reality check love, Richard Gere isn't coming to save you.
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definitely owo and cim for me though i've also suffered a bait and switch which wasn't so great, any dishonest profile particularly false pics and inaccurate likes list means no return visit from me and negative feedback if i've booked through aw  :thumbsdown:

password02

Mine is DFK and OWO both a must with CIM as a pleasant extra +

Mine would be RO and FK / DFK. Although there's very few that can do it properly.  :(

My, er, "bottom line" is [are] DFK, OWO, RO, & Protected penetration.

I'm one of those who sees "Regulars" so am sure of getting what I want.  If I saw someone who's new-to-me then I'd walk if I didn't get my, er, "bottom line".

Offline Tjkooker

Hardsports. Pisses me off when I've been brewing a great big stinking curly one and the say no  :vomit:
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Offline Ali Katt

They all love sex and can't get enough hard cocks in them. How come when it gets down to the nitty gritty they are counting the dead spiders on the ceiling? They can't possibly dislike sex can they? After all they have wellpaid governement jobs and degrees from top universities and only prossy because they can't get enough of it. I think I've been lied to.


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