Author Topic: ***The VladtheImpaleHer Awards***  (Read 42799 times)

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

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Great thread this mate, really enjoying reading it :hi:
Only problem is i really wanna punt now! Damn virus  :dash:

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

FAVOURITE EE GIRL EXPERIENCES:
Sashalexxx
Platinum Cindy
Stacy Nice Summer

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These girls are and were not only stunning IMO but f@#king awesome in bed as well!!! The perfect escorts IMO!! :D
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And finally, my first AW experience was with this Czech beauty, Karolina back in 2015. She's long gone now but I saw her a few times. Also, black Colombian girl Carolina was my second AW experience. She was gorgeous! She is also long gone! Happy memories!! :) :) :)

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Nice Summer! waow blast from the past... didn't she have a "sister", I met her the once in Olympia.
Also Angelina is gorgeous, I'm also lucky to have met her and her blonde friend for a threesome, no girl girl action but it was pretty cheap and very fun.

These were all before ukpunting. Think I reviewed them on the old old other site.
Yes, Stacy had a sister called Melissa I believe?? I missed an opportunity to see her in Wimbledon. After she left, I saw Stacy who was going to give me her number to punt her. But I declined.

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Wondering when the awards ceremony takes place and who will be the host!


Offline whoya.kiddin

Vlad,

Were you previously Password and Panel999?

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Offline Miller Roy

Never got round to seeing Anna divine. :(

Has she really retired?

Offline sunnyj

I look forward to hearing your own experiences with any of the girls that I've mentioned. Or with any other girls that i've not mentioned.
  :hi: :drinks:

Offline sunnyj

My top five service providers

Ellie Rose - One of my top punts and she sets the golden standard for SPs. Very pretty with top class gfe service and also very professional.
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Naughty Natt - Very pretty girl who providers excellent bj and provides good eye contact in every possible positions.
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Korea Teen Bora - Young beautiful Korean girl, excellent gfe service provider and bloody expensive.
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Kylie Flirt - Met her many years ago, good kisser, let me face fuck her and finished with a messy porn style facial.
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Jessice69 - Seen her when she hit the scene and was pleasantly surprised how good she looked and her service was excellent.
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My top five service providers

Ellie Rose - One of my top punts and she sets the golden standard for SPs. Very pretty with top class gfe service and also very professional.
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Naughty Natt - Very pretty girl who providers excellent bj and provides good eye contact in every possible positions.
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Korea Teen Bora - Young beautiful Korean girl, excellent gfe service provider and bloody expensive.
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Kylie Flirt - Met her many years ago, good kisser, let me face fuck her and finished with a messy porn style facial.
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Jessice69 - Seen her when she hit the scene and was pleasantly surprised how good she looked and her service was excellent.
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Nice sunnyj! Good photo of Ellie Rose with her face! She is still on my HL!! And I feel I missed out on Jessica! I had her on my HL but her reviews on here got worse! :thumbsup:

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Never got round to seeing Anna divine. :(

Has she really retired?
Not sure! Haven't seen her profile in a while. She was a wonderful SP!

Offline sunnyj

Nice sunnyj! Good photo of Ellie Rose with her face! She is still on my HL!! And I feel I missed out on Jessica! I had her on my HL but her reviews on here got worse! :thumbsup:
Ellie Rose is now part time only and difficult to book but still good to have her in HL. Jessica's service gone down to worst and should be avoided.  :hi:


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My top big natural tits. These are not the biggest ones out there but just the WGs who I booked based on their tit.  :)

Busty Klara
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Angelica Diamond
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Busty Laura
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Dandelia
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Sexy Rami
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Tiny Busty Erika
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Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Romanian girls are some of the most stunning girls I have seen. I love the jet black hair look in girls. It's just a shame a lot of them deliver a bad service. But I have also met some good ones. The last really bad experience I had with a SP was in 2017, with the girl in your photo at the bottom on the right. I can't remember her name but she worked near Hounslow Central station. Gorgeous looking with that dark mysterious look. I paid for 1 hour and was out in 35 minutes. I was giving her RO and she spent the whole time texting other clients! :dash: :angry:

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That's Jessy_Jesikka, I saw her only for a 15 mins P&D and still it ended as a negative experience for me.  :dash:
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She does reappear with different profiles and this was her last profile that I know
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174934.msg2717392#msg2717392

Offline sunnyj

Also Angelina is gorgeous, I'm also lucky to have met her and her blonde friend for a threesome, no girl girl action but it was pretty cheap and very fun.
Her blonde friend should be Massage by Kiara
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221068.msg2267897#msg2267897


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Yes, Stacy had a sister called Melissa I believe?? I missed an opportunity to see her in Wimbledon. After she left, I saw Stacy who was going to give me her number to punt her. But I declined.

I saw her sister in Southfields a long time ago, sweet girl but not a patch on the stacy experience

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My top pretty WGs
Diana
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Hey Sunnyj

How long ago did you punt Diana? Do you have a link?

Cheers

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So my AdultWork adventure started 5 years ago in the summer of 2015. Since then, I've been seeing girls regularly of all types of races, ages, sizes and experiences. Trying to tick off everything from my sexual bucket list. Which I feel like I've nearly done now! So I've compiled my favourites under these awards.

Here are my VladtheImpaleHer awards in no particular order :yahoo::

BEST NATURAL BIG TITS:
Busty Klara
Busty Busty Toya
Chocolatemilkmaid
34J Bianca Big Tits
Soraya busty 36hh
Busty Giulyaa
english_girl1234
BustyAngel_Laura

All of the these girls have/had the most amazing big natural tits!! Big and firm no sagging!! :wacko:

BEST FAKE BIG TITS:
Hot xxx Natalie aka Dirty Cum Whore
Platinum Cindy
Dream Fatime
Claudya Porn
Londres1234
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine

I prefer big ol' naturals but sometimes nice big fake tits look good as well!

BEST FEET:
Ayesha Cyrus
Indian_Raveena
Jessicaescortvip
Pakistani-Shazna

These girls had the most beautiful feet with beautiful pedicured toes. Fantastic for licking and sucking! Great foot worshipping!! :D

BEST NATURAL BUMS:
KenyaPhuket
Submissive Nanda
x Yvett x
Meena99
Caribbeanbbw
Xx Rachel Ssbbw xx
Arabiankitten
naughty.celina

You can't beat a nice ass to slap! Nor a beautiful ass to rim and stick your tongue into! I've included a few bigger girls in this one.

BEST FAKE BUMS:
Hot xxx Natalie aka Dirty Cum Who're
Brunahotstuff
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine

These are three girls that had definitely had bum jobs and they looked, felt and tasted amazing!

BEST KISSERS:
Platinum Cindy
Indian Nahdia
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine
BustyAngel_Laura

I'm sure there are a lot more. But these are the girls that stand out at being amazing at some tongue twirling DFK. Lovely!!

BEST SQUIRTERS:
Anna Conda
British Squirter aka Frankie
Fantasy Courtesan

These girls absolutely drenched me and I loved it!!!!! :P

BEST FEMALE ORGASMS:
Busty-Blonde-Rita
Eve Moon
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine
@LondonLucyxxx
BUSTY_Natalie x
VIP Paris

I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet nor look naïve. But these are genuinely the best orgasms I've seen a woman have. From rolling into balls trembling or just trembling all over. It's such a turn on watching a woman have an orgasm! These girls are non squirters!

BEST LEGS:
Angellory
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine
NaughtySpanish
Anna Divine

I love a nice pair of legs in some very high heels!! Sexy!!

BEST BLOWJOBS:
Platinum Cindy
Bustymara
Sweetlucysweet
Anna Divine
Curvy busty Alex

I'm sure I'll think of more but these girls were particularly good at giving BJs. I could have just lied down and let them suck away all day long! :lol: :D

BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES:
Angelica Ginger
Sashalexxx
BustyAngel_Laura
Anna Divine
Indian Nahdia
Busty Busty Toya

It's great when you feel you have genuine chemistry with a girl and the sex just feels intense! :wacko:

Here are a few others:

TALLEST GIRL: Amazon Cinthia  6'8"
SHORTEST GIRL: Indian Nahdia  4'9"
BIGGEST GIRL: xxRachel Ssbbwxx Size 30
BIGGEST NATURAL TITS: Busty Busty Toya  38KK
BIGGEST FAKE TITS: Hot xxx Natalie  32KK, 1100cc

I'll leave it there. I'm sure there are other awards I could have included. I didn't want to include most beautiful escorts because I've been attracted to most of the girls I've met.

I'll add the links separately!

 :cool: :cool: :) :rolleyes:

Does dirty cum whore have a fake bum? It doesn’t look that big to be a fake to me

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Hey Sunnyj

How long ago did you punt Diana? Do you have a link?

Cheers
Jan 2018, no active profile that I know and not sure if she's still escorting.
Pricey (£150/h + £30 for dfk) and one of the cute and nice girls that I have seen.

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Does dirty cum whore have a fake bum? It doesn’t look that big to be a fake to me
She had a great ass and it looked bigger in the flesh. It was very hard so I'm sure she had something injected into it. But overall, money well spent on any work she's had done. Her boob job is done very well also! Certainly the best fake boobs I've seen and felt!
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My top big natural tits. These are not the biggest ones out there but just the WGs who I booked based on their tit.  :)

English_girl1234
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Angelica Diamond
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Sophie, aka english_girl1234 has a wonderful pair of tits! They look attractive and I remember feeling surprised at how firm they felt!

Angelica, I just saw recently. She's very pretty and has beautiful tits for her frame. She's a student and I remember thinking I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of her if she was in my classroom. Those boobs!! ;) ( * Y * )

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Sophie, aka english_girl1234 has a wonderful pair of tits! They look attractive and I remember feeling surprised at how firm they felt!

Angelica, I just saw recently. She's very pretty and has beautiful tits for her frame. She's a student and I remember thinking I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of her if she was in my classroom. Those boobs!! ;) ( * Y * )
I met Sophie when she used to work from Tottenham Court Road and Heathrow. BBW with big tits and overall a positive experience for me.

Angelica was one of my top vfm punts, I saw her when she used to charge £80/h and I got three pops and a massage from her. Someone in this forum said she facially looks like Emma Watson.  :)

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Is this what she really looks like?  She looks like those African market women

https://www.ukpunting.com/uploaded/32a9ed4b620a66a34844863e8440f97f4455d028.jpg

That should carry a health warning  :scare:

For once I am glad that someone hasn't posted any reviews

Offline sunnyj

Is this what she really looks like?  She looks like those African market women

https://www.ukpunting.com/uploaded/32a9ed4b620a66a34844863e8440f97f4455d028.jpg
Is there anything wrong with African market women? What if one fancy WGs with those body type?
To each their own.  :hi:

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Is this what she really looks like?  She looks like those African market women

https://www.ukpunting.com/uploaded/32a9ed4b620a66a34844863e8440f97f4455d028.jpg
I like a BBW. I punted Karla-Marie because she was what I was looking for at the time. She's also a friendly girl and a good SP.

Offline DavidLopan

Ok, I've got carried away again! :D

FAVOURITE BLACK GIRL EXPERIENCES:
Busty Busty Toya
Elite Ebony Lola
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Chocolatebarbie69
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I've been huuugely tempted with Lola as a post lock down treat, but the last two reports were far from glowing so I can't make up my mind

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I've been huuugely tempted with Lola as a post lock down treat, but the last two reports were far from glowing so I can't make up my mind
Wow, ok I see what you mean. I've just read the neutral and the negative about her. Very different to my experience! I saw her in February 2019 in Luton. She would have been a positive for me! She looked stunning IMO. We did DFK. I remember this because not many black escorts in my experience like to DFK. She was very pleasant to talk to and smelt fine down below! I paid for an hour and I was with her for an hour and a half. It's possible she's become more jaded. :unknown:

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Wow, ok I see what you mean. I've just read the neutral and the negative about her. Very different to my experience! I saw her in February 2019 in Luton. She would have been a positive for me! She looked stunning IMO. We did DFK. I remember this because not many black escorts in my experience like to DFK. She was very pleasant to talk to and smelt fine down below! I paid for an hour and I was with her for an hour and a half. It's possible she's become more jaded. :unknown:

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I may have to take the plunge, but there's nothing I find more off-putting than a bit of a whiff.

I've just not been able to find a stunning ebony since missmonicabangs, whom I wish wholeheartedly was still on the scene.



Offline Mr Carlton

So my AdultWork adventure started 5 years ago in the summer of 2015. Since then, I've been seeing girls regularly of all types of races, ages, sizes and experiences. Trying to tick off everything from my sexual bucket list. Which I feel like I've nearly done now! So I've compiled my favourites under these awards.

Here are my VladtheImpaleHer awards in no particular order :yahoo::

BEST NATURAL BIG TITS:
Busty Klara
Busty Busty Toya
Chocolatemilkmaid
34J Bianca Big Tits
Soraya busty 36hh
Busty Giulyaa
english_girl1234
BustyAngel_Laura

All of the these girls have/had the most amazing big natural tits!! Big and firm no sagging!! :wacko:

BEST FAKE BIG TITS:
Hot xxx Natalie aka Dirty Cum Whore
Platinum Cindy
Dream Fatime
Claudya Porn
Londres1234
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine

I prefer big ol' naturals but sometimes nice big fake tits look good as well!

BEST FEET:
Ayesha Cyrus
Indian_Raveena
Jessicaescortvip
Pakistani-Shazna

These girls had the most beautiful feet with beautiful pedicured toes. Fantastic for licking and sucking! Great foot worshipping!! :D

BEST NATURAL BUMS:
KenyaPhuket
Submissive Nanda
x Yvett x
Meena99
Caribbeanbbw
Xx Rachel Ssbbw xx
Arabiankitten
naughty.celina

You can't beat a nice ass to slap! Nor a beautiful ass to rim and stick your tongue into! I've included a few bigger girls in this one.

BEST FAKE BUMS:
Hot xxx Natalie aka Dirty Cum Who're
Brunahotstuff
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine

These are three girls that had definitely had bum jobs and they looked, felt and tasted amazing!

BEST KISSERS:
Platinum Cindy
Indian Nahdia
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine
BustyAngel_Laura

I'm sure there are a lot more. But these are the girls that stand out at being amazing at some tongue twirling DFK. Lovely!!

BEST SQUIRTERS:
Anna Conda
British Squirter aka Frankie
Fantasy Courtesan

These girls absolutely drenched me and I loved it!!!!! :P

BEST FEMALE ORGASMS:
Busty-Blonde-Rita
Eve Moon
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine
@LondonLucyxxx
BUSTY_Natalie x
VIP Paris

I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet nor look naïve. But these are genuinely the best orgasms I've seen a woman have. From rolling into balls trembling or just trembling all over. It's such a turn on watching a woman have an orgasm! These girls are non squirters!

BEST LEGS:
Angellory
Angelina Jade aka Miss Sexmachine
NaughtySpanish
Anna Divine

I love a nice pair of legs in some very high heels!! Sexy!!

BEST BLOWJOBS:
Platinum Cindy
Bustymara
Sweetlucysweet
Anna Divine
Curvy busty Alex

I'm sure I'll think of more but these girls were particularly good at giving BJs. I could have just lied down and let them suck away all day long! :lol: :D

BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES:
Angelica Ginger
Sashalexxx
BustyAngel_Laura
Anna Divine
Indian Nahdia
Busty Busty Toya

It's great when you feel you have genuine chemistry with a girl and the sex just feels intense! :wacko:

Here are a few others:

TALLEST GIRL: Amazon Cinthia  6'8"
SHORTEST GIRL: Indian Nahdia  4'9"
BIGGEST GIRL: xxRachel Ssbbwxx Size 30
BIGGEST NATURAL TITS: Busty Busty Toya  38KK
BIGGEST FAKE TITS: Hot xxx Natalie  32KK, 1100cc

I'll leave it there. I'm sure there are other awards I could have included. I didn't want to include most beautiful escorts because I've been attracted to most of the girls I've met.

I'll add the links separately!

 :cool: :cool: :) :rolleyes:

Nice work Vlad  :hi:
I have HL a few of them (I mean a lot of them)

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I think this Ayesha Cyrus. She's been on my HL for a while
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Yes, that's her Mr Carlton. I assumed she left the scene back in 2018. Only to realise a few months ago that she just changed her name and profile. From her photos, it looks like she's had a bit of work done. Her lips look bigger!
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