Is there anything you'd like SPs to do as well as your ex/OH?

[LLPunting]

My last partner was pretty keen on anal and gagging on my cock before getting it past her tonsils and swallowing.  Technique was good for variety of pace and attention to sensations and not averse to some respectful skull-fucking.

[Thephoenix]

My last partner was pretty keen on anal and gagging on my cock before getting it past her tonsils and swallowing.  Technique was good for variety of pace and attention to sensations and not averse to some respectful skull-fucking.

Good to see that romance isn't dead.

[spiralnotebook]

Good to see that romance isn't dead.

 

[LLPunting]

Good to see that romance isn't dead.

I remembered her birthday every year and I kissed her before we got to fucking.  I am a propah romantic.

[Thephoenix]

I remembered her birthday every year and I kissed her before we got to fucking.  I am a propah romantic.

Obviously a true old fashioned gentleman.

[winkywanky]

Is there anything you'd like SPs to do as well as your ex/OH?


The housework.

Some of these WGs operate from dirty, disgusting tips 

[stampjones]

My missus does a mean curry - does that count ;-)

[Billy no mates]

Never found an SP that can roleplay as well as my missus. She is great at “being” the character, all SP’s I’ve seen are good at playing the role, but it’s clearly “playing the role”.

Anal is better with my partner, she’s very tight, I’ve tended to find that SP’s who provide/like anal have had it so much that they feel less tight, and there’s all the faffing with condoms (rightly so).

When my missus is in the right mood she can also squirt better than I’ve seen, but this is quite rare.

[suttonporksword]

Free sex on tap. That was a lot of ex's ago mind

[Bonker]

Free sex on tap.

I've had that. But I had to faucet.

[LLPunting]

I've had that. But I had to faucet.

You deserve to go to jail just for the pun.  Hope for your sake it was just a pun.

[LLPunting]

My missus does a mean curry - does that count ;-)

Does busting a nut through her ring of fire make any difference?

[LLPunting]

Never found an SP that can roleplay as well as my missus. She is great at “being” the character, all SP’s I’ve seen are good at playing the role, but it’s clearly “playing the role”.

Anal is better with my partner, she’s very tight, I’ve tended to find that SP’s who provide/like anal have had it so much that they feel less tight, and there’s all the faffing with condoms (rightly so).

When my missus is in the right mood she can also squirt better than I’ve seen, but this is quite rare.

Anna (?) at Skyline a couple of years back squirted like crazy.  As she was supposedly a masseuse I was pretty convinced it was real rather than an SP's PSE act, no arcs of pee being forced, just bucket loads gushing out of her and all over the tiles.  Shame she was loopy and unreliable.

[LLPunting]

Is there anything you'd like SPs to do as well as your ex/OH?


The housework.

Some of these WGs operate from dirty, disgusting tips 

Try one of those naked cleaning services, you'll think you've died and gone to Heaven.

[Thephoenix]

Never found an SP that can roleplay as well as my missus. She is great at “being” the character, all SP’s I’ve seen are good at playing the role, but it’s clearly “playing the role”.

Anal is better with my partner, she’s very tight, I’ve tended to find that SP’s who provide/like anal have had it so much that they feel less tight, and there’s all the faffing with condoms (rightly so).

When my missus is in the right mood she can also squirt better than I’ve seen, but this is quite rare.

Yes I've noticed that.

[winkywanky]

Try one of those naked cleaning services, you'll think you've died and gone to Heaven.

I often look at those, unfortunately most of the providers actually look like...your ex/ex-wife, which kind of defeats the object of the exercise.

Although at least they simply leave when the 'cleaning' has been done.

[Bonker]

Let's see
Either pay a fast slag to do the cleaning, or
Get a fat slag to clean for free and spend the money on a hot WG.

Hmm

[LLPunting]

I often look at those, unfortunately most of the providers actually look like...your ex/ex-wife, which kind of defeats the object of the exercise.

Although at least they simply leave when the 'cleaning' has been done.

Given your broader preferences you can hire a male, perhaps there'll be prettier choices?

[B4bcock]

My missus does a mean curry - does that count ;-)

I used to see a SP in a Bristol parlour who was also on AW in Cardiff, where she lived.   She told me about a regular customer who saw her on Saturday mornings and part of the service included her cooking him a full breakfast.

[winkywanky]

Given your broader preferences you can hire a male, perhaps there'll be prettier choices?

For an erudite chap like yourself, you're forgetting that fine distinction between a geezer and a girl with a cock.

Now if I could find a Tranny good at housework, I'd be up that drainpipe like a rat on heat  .

[LLPunting]

For an erudite chap like yourself, you're forgetting that fine distinction between a geezer and a girl with a cock.

Now if I could find a Tranny good at housework, I'd be up that drainpipe like a rat on heat  .

Eh?  Perhaps I should've been clearer that you could negotiate him wearing something to your liking, at least before you got up his drainpipe.

[kippydon]

maybe some one who can squrit alot like Adriana

[winkywanky]

Eh?  Perhaps I should've been clearer that you could negotiate him wearing something to your liking, at least before you got up his drainpipe.

Ah, got you  .

I tend to go for the more feminine types, it might be somewhat difficult to find a guy who could achieve the required standard, be that the level of femininity to arouse me, or the standard of cleaning (also to arouse me  ).

[LLPunting]

Ah, got you  .

I tend to go for the more feminine types, it might be somewhat difficult to find a guy who could achieve the required standard, be that the level of femininity to arouse me, or the standard of cleaning (also to arouse me  ).

Oh, so you're more Ru Paul's Drag Race then.

[winkywanky]

I haven't seen that, so hard to judge.

[LLPunting]

I haven't seen that, so hard to judge.

Those last 4 words can be read so many ways.  Best have some Kleenex to hand or a sock when you do decide to binge watch.

[winkywanky]