Birthday lockdown

[datwabbit]

To avoid going into off topic I'll try to keep it related to punting 

I'm 50 tomorrow and stuck at home. ASDA is delivering my special birthday meal at 1pm and I'm going for a walk around a local field as a trest.

No massages and no escorts and I guess I'm now too old for some escorts.

When I next punt in erm... 2 years who knows, what punting treats would you suggest? Doesn't have to be names of "best ever girls", can be things you've done.

[johnny34]

A duo booking with 2 hotties so they can help you blow out ALL those candles 

[AnthG]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow DW

And you are feeling exactly how I felt this exact time last month.

You could, if you cannot punt, take up this advice for it to get out any frustrations you have.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=278011.0

Or you could splurge on a OculusGo and a months subscription to VRCosplayX and then spend it pretending you are Joel in Last of Us who's just saved Ellie from the millions of zombies in the apocalypse and this is her thank you reward....

[AnthG]

Or you could just do a live cam and blow all your money that you were going to use to punt with on a 1-2-1 Birthday live cam. There is a certain nice fun girl up in Scotland it seems offering them now.

You could see if there is a way to tie in the Oculus Go to the AW live cam and go full on. You probably can do it with the Firefox Browser on there, but it would be better if there was a way to use DeoVR app to do it.

(^ that actually sounds a good idea, I wish AW direct cam prices weren't so much per minute)

[FLYING BLUE]

A duo booking with 2 hotties so they can help you blow out ALL those candles 

Yep - this, or even a FFFM would be my top suggestion 

[Kev40ish]

Make it really memorable..
I did for my 50th

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=61646.0

[Zeusthedoc]

Make it really memorable..
I did for my 50th

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=61646.0

ahhh, Lindsey!
where has she ended up?

one of my most memorable punts ever!

[Kev40ish]

ahhh, Lindsey!
where has she ended up?

one of my most memorable punts ever!

I wish I knew, we did keep in touch for a bit, but lost touch over time..
I am sure she has managed to look after herself, a vey smart cookie..

[The Outsider]

I've always fancied a "split duo". 

Maybe a long booking with a regular where another girl joins us for the middle of the session - say a 3 hour booking with a one hour duo in the second hour. 

Or maybe a variation on that theme - one hour with one girl, then an hour where we're joined by a duo partner, then a final hour solo with the second girl. 

[datwabbit]

I've always fancied a "split duo". 

Maybe a long booking with a regular where another girl joins us for the middle of the session - say a 3 hour booking with a one hour duo in the second hour. 

Or maybe a variation on that theme - one hour with one girl, then an hour where we're joined by a duo partner, then a final hour solo with the second girl.

Interesting...

[tynetunnel]

Whatever you do DW, happy 50th birthday matey. I hadn’t discovered punting when I was 50 so no such treats were available to me. Like the others have suggested, maybe save your cash till it’s safe then splurge on something new that normally you wouldn’t try.

Having had a few SA dates with a female pair (real life lovers) I can heartily recommend that. Whatever you do, stay safe and keep everything washed!

[datwabbit]

Thanks to all but keep the ideas coming for our splurge when it's safe to do so. That punting fund must be going somewhere - cannot all be on buying box sets.

[waynekerr600]

My tastes must be so simple. I was going to suggest (post lockdown) a Chinese B2B and a trot round the corner for a Mark Toney corned beef savoury.

[AnthG]

Thanks to all but keep the ideas coming for our splurge when it's safe to do so. That punting fund must be going somewhere - cannot all be on buying box sets.

You could do a £300 movie nighter. And I would be all like, you lucky jammie bugger, on the forum afterwards.

[Zeusthedoc]

To avoid going into off topic I'll try to keep it related to punting 

I'm 50 tomorrow and stuck at home. ASDA is delivering my special birthday meal at 1pm and I'm going for a walk around a local field as a trest.

No massages and no escorts and I guess I'm now too old for some escorts.

When I next punt in erm... 2 years who knows, what punting treats would you suggest? Doesn't have to be names of "best ever girls", can be things you've done.

you could always move in with the WG of your choice....(consensually, and stay shacked up until this mess clears over)

[Sar-Major]

I've always fancied a "split duo". 

Does that match your "Split Personality Disorder" OS?...........................

Happy Birthday DW, 

Nice to know you catching us "Old n Bold" fekers up ya young bastard........... 

 

[workinallweek]

I've always fancied a "split duo". 

Maybe a long booking with a regular where another girl joins us for the middle of the session - say a 3 hour booking with a one hour duo in the second hour. 

Or maybe a variation on that theme - one hour with one girl, then an hour where we're joined by a duo partner, then a final hour solo with the second girl.

yeh did that with a fuck buddy and an escort  (see review)

[Max.dicker]

You could do a £300 movie nighter. And I would be all like, you lucky jammie bugger, on the forum afterwards.

That's funny.

[Max.dicker]

Happy 50th !

[Slaine]

Happy birthday 

Ah to be 50 again  .... It was only a few yrs ago for me 

[The Outsider]

yeh did that with a fuck buddy and an escort  (see review)

Just read it.  Sounds fun.  Luckily I'm much younger than Datwabbit so have ages months to find a new regular and enthusiastic duo partner before I suffer a similar significant birthday.   

[The Outsider]

Does that match your "Split Personality Disorder" OS?...........................

This is why only half of my posts are worth reading - although which half is anyone's guess.   

[The Outsider]

Happy Birthday Datwabbit.  Hope Asda deliver on time and the field lives up to your expectations. 

I'd hate this thread to become a Saga.   

[AnthG]

Happy 50th DW.

[waynekerr600]

Happy half century DW.

Remember you're only as old as the woman you feel...

Oh hang on..

[CELICA GT]

Happy 50th DW, have another 50th when this all settles down. 

[Sar-Major]

Happy Birthday Datwabbit.  Hope Asda deliver on time and the field lives up to your expectations. 

I'd hate this thread to become a Saga. 

Depends how many times he "Walks" around that bloody field OS....................... 

 

[waynekerr600]

I'd hate this thread to become a Saga.   

I'm presuming a saga holiday is just like a club 50-80 holiday.

Just with more Viagra.

And lube.

[Mansell]

Belated Happy Birthday DW, hope you had a great day. What did you get up to ??

[datwabbit]

Cheers all. I think I'll be like the queen and have 2 birthdays. Tbh it didn't feel like anything. Couldn't see anyone but chatted on the phone. The missus got a Cake delivered but as the shops mainly cater for kids  it had balloons and a rocket 

Looking forward to the post lockdown birthday though.

Still feel like a randy teenager.

Anyone in their 30's or 40's - it feels no different when you're 50. I wonder what it feels to be 60!!??

[FLYING BLUE]

Cheers all. I think I'll be like the queen and have 2 birthdays. Tbh it didn't feel like anything. Couldn't see anyone but chatted on the phone. The missus got a Cake delivered but as the shops mainly cater for kids  it had balloons and a rocket 

Looking forward to the post lockdown birthday though.

Still feel like a randy teenager.

Anyone in their 30's or 40's - it feels no different when you're 50. I wonder what it feels to be 60!!??

Same as it does when you're 50......take it from me

[datwabbit]

Same as it does when you're 50......take it from me

[CELICA GT]

Ditto sometimes with a little bit of help from a certain pharmaceutical company 

[Sar-Major]

Same as it does when you're 50......take it from me

And ME!!!............. 

 

[Sar-Major]

Ditto sometimes with a little bit of help from a certain pharmaceutical company 

Oooo. No little pills for me YET!!!   

As there's still life in the "Snake" just now.     Fuck knows what it'll be like in a couple more years tho. 

 

[waynekerr600]

And ME!!!............. 

 

What does 80 feel like SM 

[datwabbit]

And ME!!!............. 

 

Will it make me grumpy ?

Oh hang on, already there.

[Sar-Major]

What does 80 feel like SM 

I don't really know WK, as I haven't managed to get to your friggin age yet Ya "Little Cunt"     

 

[Sar-Major]

Will it make me grumpy ?

You can be any one of the seven dwarfs DW, it's your Birthday after all................. 

 

[foreverchanges]

Make it really memorable..
I did for my 50th

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=61646.0

As did I - a three hour booking with a former NE legend from Northern Ireland.

I dont know how I survived!

[Sar-Major]

As did I - a three hour booking with a former NE legend from Northern Ireland.

I dont know how I survived!

Mmm............ That's a hard one FC (Excuse the Pun) We wonder just "WHO" it could be......... 

 

[daviemac]

Mmm............ That's a hard one FC (Excuse the Pun) We wonder just "WHO" it could be......... 

 

I think I might kknow who it is. 

[Sar-Major]

I think I might kknow who it is. 

Which one of your "Birthday Beauties" might it be DM.............................. 

 

[daviemac]

Which one of your "Birthday Beauties" might it be DM.............................. 

 

No, not one of those, I said I might KKnow who he means

[johnny34]

No, not one of those, I said I might KKnow who he means

He's a bit slow on the uptake in his old age, give him time 

[FLYING BLUE]

He's a bit slow on the uptake in his old age, give him time 

 

[Sar-Major]

He's a bit slow on the uptake in his old age, give him time 

Fuck Off................. I'm taking the "Proverbial"................ 

 

[waynekerr600]

Fuck Off................. I'm taking the "Proverbial"................ 

 

Viagra?

Apparently it makes people swear a lot 

[Sar-Major]

Viagra?

Apparently it makes people swear a lot 

I wouldn't know as I don't use or take it. 

 

[waynekerr600]

 

I wouldn't know as I don't use or take it.