I tried checking to see if anyone had a good place to recommend on UKP for massage during LD but I believe it got taken down maybe cause there was too many forums. Regardless I done my research and I ended seeing this particular person.
LocationThe area couldn’t have been any more bait, it was bang open in the public so no discretion at all. Ironically it was close to a police station, I thinking to myself you are living life on the edge but I said it’s been too long and I need to release the goods.
CommsEverything went smoothly via text and phone, no issues there. Spoke to the main person who gave clear instructions on how to get there.
LooksPetite maybe size 6 and short women, in her late 30s, no makeup or any effort made, whilst her other two colleagues put more effort in the makeup, early 20s and had a better body figure.
ReviewNow this is where it gets funny and awkward, knock on the door and the thought of people looking at you is enough to make you change your mind. Nammon opens the door, I walk in and I already can smell something fishy, which turns out they were eating and about to finish off. I see two more massages sitting on which btw were pornstar looking (I am there thinking getting in there my son). I am then guided to go upstairs. I go upstairs in the bedroom, then Nammon follows me and asks me which service I want. I opted for the standard £80 with HE and I exchange the paperwork. I then get told to get changed and lay over the bed and by now I am still thinking she will ask me who I want to choose for my massage but still no word.
I Lay then down, and then Nammon starts my massage and there I said to myself ffs as I really did not fancy her and I just felt short changed cause she assumed I wanted her but she never gave me the options. The massage was awful, I think she had a bad day and took it out on me. No convo at all and not a single smile. I usually have a small chit chat whilst getting a massage or having a FS just as a smooth ice breaker but clearly it didn’t workout. The oil was shit and felt like water, so I asked her if she had another oil, she pretended not to understand. Once my back was done, she used those toilet blue towels to dry your hands with in order clean my back (Those paper felt like sandpaper)
Comes to my front body and these is where I capture her grumpy and moody face and I thought to myself when will this end. A few minutes into the massage on my legs and thighs, she starts with the HR, and if I knocked one out myself on a drunk day it would of been still better. Once that finished she used those rough hand paper towels to clean me up, I was like no stop I will just take a shower which btw was shit and cold.
I got changed, and went downstairs again, I saw her colleagues and they started giggling and winking at me, and I thought that was the worst £80 investment ever. Those girls said goodbye and am thanked me whilst the Namoon completely ignored me whilst I was leaving.
Service typeI asked for 1 hour massage with HE for £80
ConclusionEither it was my fault for not staying at the beginning or she was an arsehole for not giving me the option. I wouldn’t go there again and I think I will stick to proper Thai massage without the extras from now on. Once the LD is over I have my HL for Hannah Shaw the pornstar.
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