Lockdown, more sex with wife/gf - novelty worn off?

[massivejohnson]

Some discussion took place at the start of lockdown about some of us having returned to more sex with our wives or girlfriends. After the initial flurry, the novelty seems to have worn off now - must be over 3 weeks since we last had a shag. It's no wonder we stray and stick with our goods friends AW and UKP. How's it been for the rest of you?

On a separate note, once the lockdown has eased, how do you feel about getting a phone call from the contact tracers.... 

[hullad]

 

My pre pandemic shag total with her indoors is once this century in the noughties.

The current ongoing total is now ' :once this century in the noughties'.

Getting a call on the punting phone could be interesting, apart from that it could be strange I suppose. Not really thought about it as I don't think I will be going out and about this year

[hairymonster]

Never could afford the wifes rates, or manage the ever changing likes menu.

Isnt that what the escorts are for? reliable service 

re the call... I would be interested to see the level of detail required/given. Its unlikely they will offer a full tree of contacts cascading down, that would put you in the firing squad at home. You would have to be quickly creative as to where it came from when telling family and I wouldnt want to have that call at home with the missus eavesdropping.

[Captain caveman 69]

Simple solution switch your punting phone only when punting 

[Itzmurph]

We all have our reasons for indulging as we do. Mine is excitement of variation and some things I may not ask a regular girlfriend to do. Like any addiction it can be cracked... ask me in a couple of months haha.

Got to admit though it’s crossed my mind there will be a lot of providers once they start working again DESPERATE for work so I’d expect those phones to be receiving some rather funky texts. Could be squeaky bum month for the guys who use their regular phones and don’t have a dedicated punting phone 

[winkywanky]

Never could afford the wifes rates, or manage the ever changing likes menu.

Isnt that what the escorts are for? reliable service 

re the call... I would be interested to see the level of detail required/given. Its unlikely they will offer a full tree of contacts cascading down, that would put you in the firing squad at home. You would have to be quickly creative as to where it came from when telling family and I wouldnt want to have that call at home with the missus eavesdropping.

I think if you used a dedicated punting phone then:

a) if you got a call on it then you'd know it was specifically punting-related.

And

b) because your punting phone had no personal contacts in it, no-one from your 'real' life would get a call linking them to you.

But

c) you would then have the dilemma of how/whether to distance yourselves from those in your real life.

Although

d) if you decided to do the right thing and tell them you'd had the call, they probably wouldn't put two and two together and find it suspicious that they hadn't had the call.

I think.

[A Decent Fist]

In normal times I live with my OH for about half of each month and we must shag about six times a week, sometimes at bedtime and sometimes in the morning.

We kept up this pace at first while locked down together but without anything being said it's been scaled back a bit. Probably averaging four a week now.

I find this useful because if I'm not due to perform I can drink a bit more in the evening, which I enjoy very much. But it's not the best of health options, of course...

[oddson1970]

Simple solution switch your punting phone only when punting 

l go further than that....l remove the sim card in case the phone is ever found

[workinallweek]

On a separate note, once the lockdown has eased, how do you feel about getting a phone call from the contact tracers.... 

if you put your punting phone next to your normal phone you will get the text to your normal phone (maybe put your number in the punt phones contact list )

[stevedave]

We kept up this pace at first while locked down together but without anything being said it's been scaled back a bit. Probably averaging four a week now.

My heart bleeds for you 

[winkywanky]

if you put your punting phone next to your normal phone you will get the text to your normal phone (maybe put your number in the punt phones contact list )

Good point! 

[HarryZZ]

Like the guy earlier, punting isn't how I get most of my sex, I have a very healthy sex life with the Mrs, usually twice a week at the weekend, the occasional midweek shag if one of us if particularly horny. At 58 I didn't have so much juice in the tank any more so while we've both been furloughed we've gone to roughly five times a week which has been a considerable effort on my part, and occasionally I've had to knock her back. The worst part of this is that she's taking early retirement at the end of the month and going freelance so she'll be at home more, kind of semi retired, so for the past year I knew that spring 2020 was going to be my last few months uncomplicated mid-week punting.

[hairymonster]

Harryz, I feel for you. Mines been semi retired for a few years now. I dont feel comfortable punting on days she is about, just in case there are issues and I end up missing clothes or needing a shower etc. I dont fancy walking in with the odor of a wg or the long blonde hairs on my person, cliche or not, it will get you caught.
It really limits the options.

[workinallweek]

Like the guy earlier, punting isn't how I get most of my sex, I have a very healthy sex life with the Mrs, usually twice a week at the weekend, the occasional midweek shag if one of us if particularly horny. At 58 I didn't have so much juice in the tank any more so while we've both been furloughed we've gone to roughly five times a week which has been a considerable effort on my part, and occasionally I've had to knock her back. The worst part of this is that she's taking early retirement at the end of the month and going freelance so she'll be at home more, kind of semi retired, so for the past year I knew that spring 2020 was going to be my last few months uncomplicated mid-week punting.

you need to be a charity driver ...