Best tits/fanny off a tv series or mainstream film (not porno)

[mr.bluesky]

I will start off by nominating a few favourites
Emilia Clarke- Game of Thrones
Lucy Lawless- Spartacus
Katrina Law- Spartacus

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[stampjones]

My faves are uma thurman in “dangerous liasons” and lea thompson in “all the right moves”.

[bhudda]

I think you could nominate virtually all the women in spartacus.

I liked aliycia vikander in the film where her hubby was trans gender ... cant remember the name

[mr.bluesky]

I think you could nominate virtually all the women in spartacus.

True- nearly all of them were prepared to get their kit off. More tits and fanny than Game of Thrones and that had it's fair share 

[LLPunting]

Rosario Dawson in Trance

Ludivine Sagnier in Swimming Pool

Eva Green in The Dreamers

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

Anne Hathaway - Love and other Drugs

Monica Bellucci - various...

Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot

[stampjones]

Nice ones LLP. How could I forget Jamie Lee Curtis!
Also Erika Eleniak in Under Seige

[Londonpunter30]

Doesn’t Emilia Clarke use a body double ?

[kippydon]

there is that woman from outlander , cannot remember her name

[Beamer]

For the older amongst us, Julia Roberts and her body double in Pretty Woman has still got it for me.

[jimmymac]

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

Ohh Yeesss!!
Many a teenage wank I had to that fine set of titties from trading places!

[jesse4585]

Ohh Yeesss!!
Many a teenage wank I had to that fine set of titties from trading places!

First time I saw pair of tits on TV, will never forget.

The nude seen in The Wicker Man (1973) was also quite memorable.  Apparently Britt Ekland didn't want to do it at the last moment, the film crew got a whore from Glasgow to stand in.
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For more up to date non porn nudity, I'd agree it's hard to beat starz's Spartacus,  also one of the best shows ever for action & story  (which was too much show don't tell for most critics to appreciate.)

[mr.bluesky]

Doesn’t Emilia Clarke use a body double ?

She did for some scenes but got her kit off for some others .
Lets be honest nobody had heard of her until game of thrones so getting her kit off didn't do her career any harm. 
Lena Headly used a body double for the walk of shame scene. Not that you could tell any difference.

[mr.bluesky]

First time I saw pair of tits on TV, will never forget.

The nude seen in The Wicker Man (1973) was also quite memorable.  Apparently Britt Ekland didn't want to do it at the last moment, the film crew got a whore from Glasgow to stand in.
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For more up to date non porn nudity, I'd agree it's hard to beat starz's Spartacus,  also one of the best shows ever for action & story  (which was too much show don't tell for most critics to appreciate.)

Sparacus was a great tv series and more historicaly accurate than the film version starring Kirk Douglas.

[Xtro]

First time I saw pair of tits on TV, will never forget.
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IIRC, I got the full frontal all in one go.  The film was called "If...." (1968) -
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Let's not forget the 3 breasted gal in Total Recall (1990) 

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[sparkus]

Rosario Dawson in Trance

Ludivine Sagnier in Swimming Pool

Eva Green in The Dreamers

Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places

Anne Hathaway - Love and other Drugs

Monica Bellucci - various...

Jennifer Connelly - The Hot Spot

Eva Green is stunning in that, but (and feel free to shoot me) I noticed one of her tits is much bigger than the other in it.

Jamie Lee Curtis has never really looked back since that mirror shot really.  Almost a gold standard for chebs.

Monica Belluci in Irreversible was mouth watering really.

I'd add Mimi Rogers in Full Body Message, my god those orbs.

[Ali Katt]

Eva Green is stunning in that, but (and feel free to shoot me) I noticed one of her tits is much bigger than the other in it.

Jamie Lee Curtis has never really looked back since that mirror shot really.  Almost a gold standard for chebs.

Monica Belluci in Irreversible was mouth watering really.

I'd add Mimi Rogers in Full Body Message, my god those orbs.

Beat me to it, not a very good film, but erotic in its own way. Said to be 34DD, but she had a reduction not long after.

[spiralnotebook]

Someone pipped this topic and are already ahead  -  Gabriella Drake!



Sparkus your tastes are impeccable mate.

[ulstersubbie]

I'd add Mimi Rogers in Full Body Message, my god those orbs.

F**king ace!   

[mr.bluesky]

I'd add Mimi Rogers in Full Body Message, my god those orbs.

Tom Cruise 's first wife I believe ( jammy bastard)

[stampjones]

Eva Green is stunning in that, but (and feel free to shoot me) I noticed one of her tits is much bigger than the other in it.

Yeah I thought that too but its Eva Green, so I’d be willing to overlook it if she was up for it

[sparkus]

Someone pipped this topic and are already ahead  -  Gabriella Drake!



Sparkus your tastes are impeccable mate.

I think if you're on UKP then we're already probably fixated on chebs!

If anyone's a fan of the Cannon Group ouevre (guilty as charged), Mathilda May in Lifeforce 
She also notched up a chebtastic performances in The Tit and the Moon (memorable line "Give me your milk!")

Bigas Lunas wasn't so fixated on chebs but Tinto Brass certainly was with All Ladies Do It and Miranda.

[ik8133]

Speaking about Britt Ekland, here's her erotic scene from "Get Carter".

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[ik8133]

Couldn't find any hot clips, but the TV series "Budgie" starring Adam Faith had plenty of nudity as it featured a lot of strip clubs.  Also remember owning and wearing a "budgie jacket", height of fashion in the early seventies, you know!

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[Londonpunter30]

Couldn't find any hot clips, but the TV series "Budgie" starring Adam Faith had plenty of nudity as it featured a lot of strip clubs.  Also remember owning and wearing a "budgie jacket", height of fashion in the early seventies, you know!

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I though budgie was a helicopter

[Chorley]

Speaking about Britt Ekland, here's her erotic scene from "Get Carter".

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"Take yer knickers off" 

[Romeo Sensini]

I think if you're on UKP then we're already probably fixated on chebs!

If anyone's a fan of the Cannon Group ouevre (guilty as charged), Mathilda May in Lifeforce 
She also notched up a chebtastic performances in The Tit and the Moon (memorable line "Give me your milk!")

Bigas Lunas wasn't so fixated on chebs but Tinto Brass certainly was with All Ladies Do It and Miranda.

Love those films. He usually played a little cameo like Hitchcock. Which is the one with Frank Finlay where he's ill in bed and she gives him her tit to suck?

[Ali Katt]

I think if you're on UKP then we're already probably fixated on chebs!

If anyone's a fan of the Cannon Group ouevre (guilty as charged), Mathilda May in Lifeforce 
She also notched up a chebtastic performances in The Tit and the Moon (memorable line "Give me your milk!")

Bigas Lunas wasn't so fixated on chebs but Tinto Brass certainly was with All Ladies Do It and Miranda.

Tinto Brass was asked what he thinks of Bigas Lunas he said "good disciple".

[DrConners]

I liked aliycia vikander in the film where her hubby was trans gender ... cant remember the name

I think you mean "The Danish Girl" (2015) 

[A Decent Fist]

This is a modelled shot but the very buxom French redhead Audrey Fleurot has gone topless a few times on screen.

She's best known as Joséphine Karlsson, the ruthless sexy lawyer in Engrenages (shown as Spiral with subtitles by the BBC).

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[Ali Katt]

This is a modelled shot but the very buxom French redhead Audrey Fleurot has gone topless a few times on screen.

She's best known as Joséphine Karlsson, the ruthless sexy lawyer in Engrenages (shown as Spiral with subtitles by the BBC).

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I loved Spiral I cancelled my TV license when it finished. Very attractive woman, if she was a dress size 16 pretty much my ideal.

[David1970]

I loved Spiral I cancelled my TV license when it finished. Very attractive woman, if she was a dress size 16 pretty much my ideal.

Got to agree Spiral was a great show, I missed the first season.
Do you know where I might be able to chitchat up with it?

[Ali Katt]

Got to agree Spiral was a great show, I missed the first season.
Do you know where I might be able to chitchat up with it?

I think it was on Netflix, but not sure if it still is as I don't have an account at present.

[Corus Boy]

Got to agree Spiral was a great show, I missed the first season.
Do you know where I might be able to chitchat up with it?

Own it, on Amazon;

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Spiral Series 1 - 6 [DVD] [2018] at £25.

Spiral Series 7 [DVD] [2019] at £12.

[David1970]

Thanks for the info on Spiral

[Corus Boy]

The girls of NCIS;

Ziva David - Cote de Pablo;

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Abby Sciuto - Pauly Perrette;

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Director Shephard - Lauren Holly;

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Caitlin Todd - Sasha Alexander;

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Agent Borin - Diane Neal;

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I'm pretty sure some of theses are Photoshopped or body doubles...

[plums]

I recently heard about a guy called Andy Sidaris and found most of his films on YouTube.  Whilst not great, you can guarantee that every female character in every film will get her chebs out at some point and they're all Penthouse Pets or thereabouts.  Exposition scene?  Do it in a hot tub and hey, who needs bikini tops anyhow?  It's kind of genius in a way.

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[kippydon]

The girls of NCIS;

Ziva David - Cote de Pablo;

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Abby Sciuto - Pauly Perrette;

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i think most of these have been photo shopped

Director Shephard - Lauren Holly;

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Caitlin Todd - Sasha Alexander;

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Agent Borin - Diane Neal;

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I'm pretty sure some of theses are Photoshopped or body doubles...

[mr.bluesky]

The girls of NCIS;

Ziva David - Cote de Pablo;

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Abby Sciuto - Pauly Perrette;

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Director Shephard - Lauren Holly;

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Caitlin Todd - Sasha Alexander;

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Agent Borin - Diane Neal;

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I'm pretty sure some of theses are Photoshopped or body doubles...

I would say all the nude ones  have all been photo shopped 

[Corus Boy]

I would say all the nude ones  have all been photo shopped 

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[bhudda]

I think you mean "The Danish Girl" (2015) 

Thats the one ... ta

[sparkus]

Caveats to follow:

- at the risk of being UKP's resident 00s nostalgic
- just an advert
- James Nesbitt is under all circumstances a cunt, but

That's a devestatingly good pair of chebs on a civvy MILF, amiright? External Link/Members Only

[LLPunting]

Caveats to follow:

- at the risk of being UKP's resident 00s nostalgic
- just an advert
- James Nesbitt is under all circumstances a cunt, but

That's a devestatingly good pair of chebs on a civvy MILF, amiright? External Link/Members Only

The blonde or his wife?  Both wearing clothes and bras so no idea what's real.

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[stampjones]

This is a modelled shot but the very buxom French redhead Audrey Fleurot has gone topless a few times on screen.

She's best known as Joséphine Karlsson, the ruthless sexy lawyer in Engrenages (shown as Spiral with subtitles by the BBC).

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Is that actually real? Looks a bit like a head stuck on a body but that is exactly how I always hoped her tits would look.
Continuing the spiral theme, series 3 had a great pair in episode 1 (some rom prossie if i’m not mistaken) and caroline proust has got hers out a couple of time and they’re not bad either.
Spiral is one of my fave series on tv but I thought series 1 was a bit meh

[Beamer]

Is that actually real? Looks a bit like a head stuck on a body but that is exactly how I always hoped her tits would look

Looks like the head and body dont below to each other

[LLPunting]

Looks like the head and body dont below to each other

I'd say it's real, if it's any kind of comp then it'd be multiple shots from the actual shoot with a proper artist having done the masking and blending across the component layers and fixing the lighting.

Her nips have been rouged up and look a tad unnatural either with real makeup or in the post-processing, also a little too geometric.

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[stampjones]

I'd say it's real, if it's any kind of comp then it'd be multiple shots from the actual shoot with a proper artist having done the masking and blending across the component layers and fixing the lighting.

Her nips have been rouged up and look a tad unnatural either with real makeup or in the post-processing, also a little too geometric.

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Ah there’s even a bit of ginger minge in those. You made an old man very happy!

[LLPunting]

Ah there’s even a bit of ginger minge in those. You made an old man very happy!

I'm no Latin but that'll be 50 bob mate, I'll nominate a lady you can bank it with and pick up the trade after.   

[sparkus]

The thread should be called 'Cheblebrities'

[Xtro]

The thread should be called 'Cheblebrities'

     

Or, "I'm A Cheblebrity, Get Them Out For Me".           

[sparkus]

    

Or, "I'm A Cheblebrity, Get Them Out For Me".           

That could also be another gameshow format, particularly for celebrities who are down on their luck.

I'm like Alan Partridge laid on that bed speaking into a dictaphone really.