Author Topic: Lockdown Rebellion could happen because Neil Ferguson (who he?) nipped out 4 sex  (Read 9120 times)

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His married lover!
Maybe I should meet mine after this  :lol:

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His married lover!
Maybe I should meet mine after this  :lol:

She looks totally worth it though

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Another case of "don't do as I do, do as I say".

Offline Chorley

He's a hypocritical twat, but she's FAF, so probably understandable.  :cool:  :D

Offline casio

This is fucking hilarious.  :lol:

Offline hornyguylondon

Definitely punching above his weight there   :cool:

He must have a wonderful "mind"  :lol:

Offline winkywanky

Anoraky, geeky-bloke bags hot bird for Lockdown-breaking sex.

How the fuck did he manage that? Perhaps she was turned on by his power to influence govt?

I must confess, going by the TV News (with no details of the woman) I'd assumed he'd been visited by a WG on an Outcall  :D.

What a twat though, and this type of behaviour (just like the silly bint in Scotland who Sturgeon tried to keep in-post) merely encourages mere mortals like ourselves to break the rules, because they have  :rolleyes:.

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He’s a scientist as long as the vast majority of people are self isolating, he knows it’s safer for him not to necessarily follow all the rules.

It’s when a lot of people start breaking the rules they become more risky

Offline xyfek

I thought he was out on a punt too :lol:

These guys are supposed to give the example, but it's hardly surprising that they think they're above the rules.

Although to be fair, I know I've been struggling to hold my urges, and I bet so have most of you guys. For sure, if I get caught out it will be because of a girl. One as fit as his lover, I should hope! :rose:

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Not sure what "public interest" is served by splashing her pic and the existence of her family in the media?

I can appreciate his hypocrisy is up there with that Scottish bint and is fair game but the female's existence isn't really the 'story' and it's probably only because she's attractive and married with kids they're even bothering.

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Any need to use the word 'probably' ?  :lol:
I would
CV or no CV

but she's FAF, so probably understandable.  :cool:  :D

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He's a statistician, and her name is Antonia Staats:D


Offline Third Man

He of mad cow fame, a dangerous individual, and flawed mathematical model. Imperial college is a hotbed of bollocks

Offline casio

He's a hypocritical twat, but she's FAF, so probably understandable.  :cool:  :D

The one picture of here being used in all the news articles is an old one and flattering. She's not all that fit really. 38 with 2 kids and a bit of a chunky monkey these days. (and clearly not the brightest spark either - which goes for this Neil chap too).
« Last Edit: May 06, 2020, 07:50:19 am by casio »

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And it's bollocks like this that mean the lock-down will inevitably be extended for the rest of May and beyond now as the UK is clearly full of fuckwits top-to-bottom. Thanks for that.

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Not sure what "public interest" is served by splashing her pic and the existence of her family in the media?

I can appreciate his hypocrisy is up there with that Scottish bint and is fair game but the female's existence isn't really the 'story' and it's probably only because she's attractive and married with kids they're even bothering.


Yes, I was surprised at that, papers normally only go for the 'intended victim'.

One reason for that of course, would be that 'the other person' has sold the story to the paper, therefore they get 'immunity'. Frequently the case with Tabloid exposées  :rolleyes:.

But here, purely the sheer righteous indignation of the paper, for their breaking of Lockdown I guess.





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He’s a scientist as long as the vast majority of people are self isolating, he knows it’s safer for him not to necessarily follow all the rules.

It’s when a lot of people start breaking the rules they become more risky


He also knows full well of course, that the rule-makers need to be whiter than white, and to set the example.

His skills as a statistician would probably enable him to work out roughly how many people would be likely to break Lockdown as a result of his actions, and how many extra deaths that might cause.

All this, despite his own personal situation which may have made what he did, relatively risk-free.

Ultimately, people at the top need to lead by example.

Offline Hobbit

Anoraky, geeky-bloke bags hot bird for Lockdown-breaking sex.

How the fuck did he manage that? Perhaps she was turned on by his power to influence govt?

Maybe it's some kind of chemical reaction. :lol:

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it all boils down to one thing in the end.. cunt   :thumbsup:

Offline winkywanky

Maybe it's some kind of chemical reaction. :lol:


Well he's a statistician, perhaps he has a mate who's a chemist?  :D

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it all boils down to one thing in the end.. cunt   :thumbsup:


He was indeed.

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Well he's a statistician, perhaps he has a mate who's a chemist?  :D

I thought he was a scientist. :unknown:

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Another case of "don't do as I do, do as I say".

That's it  :thumbsup:

..all sheep are equal but some are more equal than others. :dash:

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He loses his job but it's ok for cabinet minister Robert Jenrick to visit his parents, Boris's dad to go to his holiday home in Devon and Prince Charles to travel from London to Balmoral to recuperate. One law for some? 🤔

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He loses his job but it's ok for cabinet minister Robert Jenrick to visit his parents, Boris's dad to go to his holiday home in Devon and Prince Charles to travel from London to Balmoral to recuperate. One law for some? 🤔

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I thought he was a scientist. :unknown:

Fuck knows.

He knew better and he's still a twat  :hi:

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Fuck knows.

He knew better and he's still a twat  :hi:

I would guess;

He thought the rules didn't apply to him.

He thought he was and is an exception.
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Telegraph doing Downing Street bidding as usual. The visits happened weeks ago and I'm sure they had the story right away but they pop it out as a distraction from the worst death figures in Europe. Slow hand clap for the Barclay brothers.

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He of mad cow fame, a dangerous individual, and flawed mathematical model. Imperial college is a hotbed of bollocks

Think theres a pic of him tucking into a  " T bone steak" when that happened just a pic of him and a " boner " this time me thinks  :lol: :D :lol:

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Telegraph doing Downing Street bidding as usual. The visits happened weeks ago and I'm sure they had the story right away but they pop it out as a distraction from the worst death figures in Europe. Slow hand clap for the Barclay brothers.

It helped that she was some kind of Remain activist, of course :unknown:

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Telegraph doing Downing Street bidding as usual. The visits happened weeks ago and I'm sure they had the story right away but they pop it out as a distraction from the worst death figures in Europe. Slow hand clap for the Barclay brothers.


To be fair, however unlikely it may seem perhaps they delayed it until now because restrictions are possibly soon to be relaxed a little?

If they'd run the story weeks ago it might have put a spanner right in the works of trying to get people to adhere to them  :unknown:.

Does seem to be stretching it a bit, to suggest a newspaper might put social responsibility before sales though  :rolleyes:.

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It helped that she was some kind of Remain activist, of course :unknown:


Of course they wouldn't mention that  :D

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Fuck knows.

He knew better and he's still a twat  :hi:

He knows that if your FAT and from certain groups you will have a problem with it the general population as has been said " Wont be to badly effected "but as Fat Borris rightly said some of us will lose loved ones.....All most all the sad storys involove other causes ...just read an Italian politcians rant that its a turning way to make a dictatorship... :( :(

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He knows that if your FAT and from certain groups you will have a problem with it the general population as has been said " Wont be to badly effected "but as Fat Borris rightly said some of us will lose loved ones.....All most all the sad storys involove other causes ...just read an Italian politcians rant that its a turning way to make a dictatorship... :( :(


Yes, sadly a lot of people have only considered themselves in all of this, and not all the other people they were liable to pass it on to, and then others, and so on.

When it was R=3, you were liable to pass it on to THREE others, who would then each pass it on to another three, etc, etc.

Lots of people were in denial about this, and we see the result now: quite possibly we are the worst in Europe for Covid deaths.

YES, our politicians fucked up initially with their slow reactions, but this was compounded by many not properly observing rules.

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Yes, sadly a lot of people have only considered themselves in all of this, and not all the other people they were liable to pass it on to, and then others, and so on.

When it was R=3, you were liable to pass it on to THREE others, who would then each pass it on to another three, etc, etc.

Lots of people were in denial about this, and we see the result now: quite possibly we are the worst in Europe for Covid deaths.

YES, our politicians fucked up initially with their slow reactions, but this was compounded by many not properly observing rules.

Remember there are always different ways to get to the same end result, Sweden for example has totally ignored Imperial College London modelling, who we are relying on for our information and strategy.

Their R number is the same as our, but without such a big economic impact, but the truth is we won’t really know until all the numbers have been crunched.

They think they could have herd immunity by May, again who knows... all we know is nobody really knows anything for sure!!!!


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Telegraph doing Downing Street bidding as usual. The visits happened weeks ago and I'm sure they had the story right away but they pop it out as a distraction from the worst death figures in Europe. Slow hand clap for the Barclay brothers.

+1

The Tory press are constantly using stories to mask the Pritti patel fiddled figures they present , captain Tom was a boon to them at the time. Boris and his infection because he ignored his own advice, his precautionary hospitalisation,  really ill after the event and who can forget his 6 child. Now he has got hidden in his fridge again or is it another Brexit / elections keep him and his gob out of the way moment.

And still the stupid/ sycophants they believe it, look at what the foreign press are saying.
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Remember there are always different ways to get to the same end result, Sweden for example has totally ignored Imperial College London modelling, who we are relying on for our information and strategy.

Their R number is the same as our, but without such a big economic impact, but the truth is we won’t really know until all the numbers have been crunched.

They think they could have herd immunity by May, again who knows... all we know is nobody really knows anything for sure!!!!


I think it's common knowledge that despite Sweden not imposing a similar Lockdown, nevertheless many Swedes were observing tight personal protocols without having to be compelled to do so.

They already had lots of people WFH already in any case, and then more joined them.

They're not an international flight hub like we are, they don't have a 'London' like we do, with a huge, tightly-packed public transport system.

They don't have nearly as many people going there as a destination like we do.

Many, many differences between us, and the above are just a few I could immediately think of.

This is why the modelling would be quite different for various countries, and you can't easily compare one with another.

And yes, you're right about all the number-crunching and comparisons being made later, until then we cannot know the full picture.

But despite all the above points I make above which are fact, not conjecture, I would argue that if we had had lesser restrictions than we did, our death toll would be even higher than it is. No, even that isn't a simple fact, but I think it's highly likely.

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In Sweden 40% of people live alone. It's very difficult to compare country with country. What may have worked for them wouldn't necessarily work for us.

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Telegraph doing Downing Street bidding as usual. The visits happened weeks ago and I'm sure they had the story right away but they pop it out as a distraction from the worst death figures in Europe. Slow hand clap for the Barclay brothers.

There is a section of the Tory party which wants the lockdown lifting. The Telegraph is their mouthpiece. It's no coincidence that they decided to run this story now when the government is due to make an announcement on Sunday.

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If Ferguson feels the need to resign over this, then the CEO of Aer Lingus (or whoever was responsible) should resign over letting people sit as normal i.e. packed on the Belfast to Heathrow flight the other day.  Much more risky surely.  :unknown:

Offline Third Man

The 1922 committee and tory grandees want this lifting soon. The government are trying to slip out of this sideways, as Peter Hitchens calls it, so we are now in the territory of lets fiddle figures. Between the government and their boffins they have created quite a shit show. Time to get back to a proper normality, not a new normality whatever that is meant to mean

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If Ferguson feels the need to resign over this, then the CEO of Aer Lingus (or whoever was responsible) should resign over letting people sit as normal i.e. packed on the Belfast to Heathrow flight the other day.  Much more risky surely.  :unknown:

Ferguson still has his day job as a uni prof at IC.

Offline winkywanky

If Ferguson feels the need to resign over this, then the CEO of Aer Lingus (or whoever was responsible) should resign over letting people sit as normal i.e. packed on the Belfast to Heathrow flight the other day.  Much more risky surely.  :unknown:


Yes but it's different for him, he's not a govt adviser so different factors are at play.

In his case, if the share price plummets or the Board of Directors deem him a liability, then he'll be gone.

I suspect until such times he'll be sitting tight though.

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I think it's common knowledge that despite Sweden not imposing a similar Lockdown, nevertheless many Swedes were observing tight personal protocols without having to be compelled to do so.

They already had lots of people WFH already in any case, and then more joined them.

They're not an international flight hub like we are, they don't have a 'London' like we do, with a huge, tightly-packed public transport system.

They don't have nearly as many people going there as a destination like we do.

Many, many differences between us, and the above are just a few I could immediately think of.

This is why the modelling would be quite different for various countries, and you can't easily compare one with another.

And yes, you're right about all the number-crunching and comparisons being made later, until then we cannot know the full picture.

But despite all the above points I make above which are fact, not conjecture, I would argue that if we had had lesser restrictions than we did, our death toll would be even higher than it is. No, even that isn't a simple fact, but I think it's highly likely.

Just by comparing the numbers in Sweden with those of their Nordic neighbours, which I assume are much similar to them than we are, we can already see the stark difference in having a strict lockdown or not. Sweden had it much worse, more infections and a lot more deaths.

I agree with your conclusion, if the government here only had the economy in mind (which they did at first), and came up with looser restrictions, the numbers would be far worse. And I would add that the initial reluctance to act (and prepare for it with testing and PPE too) already cost us a lot of avoidable deaths.

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In general, SAGE have given poor advice at critical times but Neil Ferguson's paper did convince the government to change tack and lockdown so he also deserves some credit for probably saving thousands of lives. 

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He's obviously been working with hypocritical politicians for too long. It's rubbed off on him.

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Ferguson still has his day job as a uni prof at IC.

He'll probably get hounded out of that too now.  Ticks quite a few boxes really: member of the intelligentsia, well off, involvement in lockdown, consorting with Remainers.

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