This was earlier in the year. I was getting bored and felt like trying something new so onto that dodgy LondonTS site were you either get the experience of your life or the worst.
Texted TS Nat (now called TS masseur). Headed to Earls Court. She was looked OK enough similar to the pictures - but had an attitude to her from the beginning.
Went for a shower and laid on the bed. She was going to give me a massage. She dissapeared for what must have been nearly 10 minutes, god knows why and then started the massage. She was basically telling during it that she doesn't find me attractive bla bla bla, which I thought was fucking hilarious and massively weird

She obviously had several clients that same day and couldn't be fucked anymore and she wasn't even slightly erect. Had a handjob and got the fuck out of there.
Later that night it was back to normality and met with a hot american girl on Tinder on a first date who was begging me to bang her which I did.
Best avoided.
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