WGs and male sex toys

[Handel2020]

Is this something you have come across with WGs in flats or with higher priced escorts who don't advertise the service? I've probably visited 70 or 80 WGs in my time for french or a full service, but only one ever produced a male sex toy. I was struggling to keep wood and she tried for a while to get me turned on, but it wasn't happening. After a few minutes she took out a toy that looked like a device more suited to the kitchen. It was made with a grip / handle like a telephone receiver. She then flicked a switch and on the underside a small circular plastic part started to vibrate. She put this against me and it was so effective that it got me hard and to completion in no time.

For some reason I always think sex toys for men are sad but in the current climate they might be a good idea. Anyway, I've always wondered if it was a sex toy or something intended for another purpose which she realised was useful under those circumstances. Fortunately it wasn't a blender.

[tesla]

I've probably visited 70 or 80 WGs in my time for french or a full service,

but only 2 reviews?

[Thephoenix]

Sorry mate...... I'm trying to think why sex toys are sad.

[GreyDave]

  Years ago in soho some of the girls used to use those mains powered vibraters that look like old fashion hairdryers to fluff up the little fella befor on with rubber..

These days you ( I`m) more likly to get a controled vibrating Black Mamba stuck up up my arse for a few quid exta 

[Beamer]

but only 2 reviews?

Isn't it called leeching?

[Romeo Sensini]

Isn't it called leeching?

Don't be a tool - clearly he has contributed.

[Beamer]

Don't be a tool - clearly he has contributed.

You have your opinion.  I have mine. Two  reviews?
Plonker.

[tesla]

Don't be a tool - clearly he has contributed.

yes he has contributed two reviews , yet his post was bragging about 70 or 80 punts, that's why I posted

[Beamer]

yes he has contributed two reviews , yet his post was bragging about 70 or 80 punts, that's why I posted

.....and rightly so. 

[tesla]

thank you Beamer

[winkywanky]

Is this something you have come across with WGs in flats or with higher priced escorts who don't advertise the service? I've probably visited 70 or 80 WGs in my time for french or a full service, but only one ever produced a male sex toy. I was struggling to keep wood and she tried for a while to get me turned on, but it wasn't happening. After a few minutes she took out a toy that looked like a device more suited to the kitchen. It was made with a grip / handle like a telephone receiver. She then flicked a switch and on the underside a small circular plastic part started to vibrate. She put this against me and it was so effective that it got me hard and to completion in no time.

For some reason I always think sex toys for men are sad but in the current climate they might be a good idea. Anyway, I've always wondered if it was a sex toy or something intended for another purpose which she realised was useful under those circumstances. Fortunately it wasn't a blender.

Anything that gets you off has to be good. So long as nobody gets hurt (but as we know, that is liable to cost you extra).

Enjoy.

[Handel2020]

Years ago in soho some of the girls used to use those mains powered vibraters that look like old fashion hairdryers to fluff up the little fella befor on with rubber..

I think that's what she had and that's why I described it as having a handle. I just can't remember if it was battery powered. As hazy as my memory is I'd swear she plugged it in. I guess I enjoyed the experience but never requested it again as I preferred the standard services.

[Handel2020]

Sorry mate...... I'm trying to think why sex toys are sad.

I should really have said for me and not generalised. That just tends to be my view of being single and buying a toy but I am harsh on myself. I guess if it was someone in a different situation I would think of it differently.

[Doc Holliday]

Vibrators in particular can be fun for males not just females. Everyone should experiment. Mains powered magic wands including attachments (Hitachi or equivalent) can be mind blowing when used correctly ...either solo or in company ...preferably the latter.

You could also borrow her 'Rabbit'



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[winkywanky]

Vibrators in particular can be fun for males not just females. Everyone should experiment. Mains powered magic wands including attachments (Hitachi or equivalent) can be mind blowing when used correctly ...either solo or in company ...preferably the latter.

Perhaps worth noting that a Dyson comes complete with many attachments included these days, although an unwanted trip to A&E may be the result if care is not taken.

[B4bcock]

Perhaps worth noting that a Dyson comes complete with many attachments included these days, although an unwanted trip to A&E may be the result if care is not taken.

. . . . where you may now get put on a Dyson ventilator.    Patients on these are reported to be picking up nicely.   

[winkywanky]

Good point.

I'm actually not convinced it's not simply a vacuum cleaner on blow instead of suck though  .

[Handel2020]

As a teenager I can recall trying to stick my nob in all sorts of things to experiment. I don't know why toys, or toy rabbits for that matter would have become off limits to me at some point. I'm a Hoover man myself.

[Thephoenix]

As a teenager I can recall trying to stick my nob in all sorts of things to experiment. I don't know why toys, or toy rabbits for that matter would have become off limits to me at some point. I'm a Hoover man myself.

Hope it's Hetty and not Henry.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

As a teenager I can recall trying to stick my nob in all sorts of things to experiment. I don't know why toys, or toy rabbits for that matter would have become off limits to me at some point. I'm a Hoover man myself.

When I was a kid, my parents had one of them old fashioned cylinder vacuum cleaners. If you removed the pipe, you could stick your cock in the cylinder bit - if you got the angle right, your clock would vibrate against the opening quite rapidly. That would make me come in seconds, plus you didn’t have to clean the spunk up as it was sucked into the bag. Fucking great days.

[Dipper]

 

Simple times, what with hoover pipes and the catalogue ladies underwear section.

[Home Alone]

When I was a kid, my parents had one of them old fashioned cylinder vacuum cleaners. If you removed the pipe, you could stick your cock in the cylinder bit - if you got the angle right, your clock would vibrate against the opening quite rapidly. That would make me come in seconds, plus you didn’t have to clean the spunk up as it was sucked into the bag. Fucking great days.

Aye; you wouldn't be able to do that with one of those new slimline Dysons for sure!

[standardpostage]

When I was a kid, my parents had one of them old fashioned cylinder vacuum cleaners. If you removed the pipe, you could stick your cock in the cylinder bit - if you got the angle right, your clock would vibrate against the opening quite rapidly. That would make me come in seconds, plus you didn’t have to clean the spunk up as it was sucked into the bag. Fucking great days.

I used to do that. Thought I was the only one who did it.

Giving my age away now.

[threechilliman]

When I was a kid, my parents had one of them old fashioned cylinder vacuum cleaners. If you removed the pipe, you could stick your cock in the cylinder bit - if you got the angle right, your clock would vibrate against the opening quite rapidly. That would make me come in seconds, plus you didn’t have to clean the spunk up as it was sucked into the bag. Fucking great days.

Not something I tried. Something to do to while away a dull afternoon I suppose.

[Hobbit]

Not something I tried. Something to do to while away a dull afternoon I suppose.

I heard you can damage your dick by putting it in a vacuum cleaner due to the strong suction. 

[Mutinyonthecounty]

I heard you can damage your dick by putting it in a vacuum cleaner due to the strong suction. 

I guess mine’s a bit longer than it would’ve been otherwise

[Plan R]

When I was a kid, my parents had one of them old fashioned cylinder vacuum cleaners. If you removed the pipe, you could stick your cock in the cylinder bit - if you got the angle right, your clock would vibrate against the opening quite rapidly. That would make me come in seconds, plus you didn’t have to clean the spunk up as it was sucked into the bag. Fucking great days.

Good grief   

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[Home Alone]

Good grief   

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Bloody hell; until today, I never knew there was another meaning to Shake and Vac!!   

[Thephoenix]

I guess mine’s a bit longer than it would’ve been otherwise

Does it come out the other end?