ADMIN PLEASE NOTE THIS MEET TOOK PLACE BEFORE LOCKDOWN
So now being on furlough I’m finally free to write up a couple of reviews! Meet took place end of Feb. Sorry if this is a bit lengthy, first review so I’m sure plenty of room for improvement.
Venue - flat above Linley massage
External Link/Members OnlyI’ve got a bit of a thing for Thai/Asian girls, so when I was driving past on my way in to work I saw a faf older thai lady walk in I thought YES I need a good rub and tug off her! Got back to work, checked Gumtree then noticed the AW link for the same place and the possibility of FS... game on!
Called the number, said I could pop down to the shop for 11ish and confirmed FS was available for £60 30mins but had to be OW which I don’t have a huge problem as I’m not a huge oral fan anyway.
Got to the shop at the time discussed and walked in and was genuinely gutted at what was there, I won’t be too nasty on description but the girl in the shop was just not my cup of tea at all, made my apologies to leave and she mentioned that if I’d come for the FS I need to call the number I spoke to earlier... so i did, got no answer. Walked back to the car which I parked up round the back and got a text saying come through side gate, so as cock was ruling head at this point I went back, went through the gate and knocked on the door and was let in by a petite elder Thai lady (not the one I’d seen in the morning!)
Can’t remember her name, but she was tiny! No more than 5ft, very petite, dressed in a top and leggings, I’d go for maybe mid 40s, possibly a bit older... facially she was attractive and looked a lot younger, but her boobs and bum had started to go south.
So, was led upstairs and shown to a room with a double bed, candles lit and music on, paid the dollar and was asked to undress and lay face down on the bed and she’d be back in a minute. She came back fairly quick and was completely naked, clean shaven!
Started a massage with some hot oil, plenty of touching of my balls and arse, slid her pussy up and down my leg which was great! She was nice and chatty with fairly good English.
Flipped over after 10 or so minutes and at this point I was at full mast, she massaged my front then went on to lube me up and gave me a HJ then reached over for the cover, applied with her mouth and gave fairly decent OW for a few minutes.
Sadly went a bit down hill from here, I get the feeling she wanted to get me off with Oral and not go the full way... so I mentioned I was ready and her attitude changed, she seemed a bit stand offish about it, asked me to go on top and then just proceeded to lay there stiff as a board, I asked to flip to doggy and she told me I “too big” (I’m not) so I just finished the job in the bag.
She nipped our to freshen up while I got dressed and popped back in and seemed back to how she was at the start, very complimentary of me and flirty, said I can come back anytime etc etc. Left and was back at my car a little over 30 minutes.
All in all, great massage, terrible sex.
Would I return? No, certainly not for FS.
P.S. I did ask as I was leaving about the lady I’d seen in the morning, apparently she’s the landlady a.k.a pimp.
