What do you talk to escorts about on a punt?

[mysterypunter]

I know they're just people and you talk about normal stuff. But I wouldn't expect them to want to reveal too much personal info (neither would I about myself), so what do you guys talk about? Normally I would ask people if they enjoy their job, but I know WGs some may not enjoy it and they're not gonna say that as it puts a downer on things.

[mysterypunter]

I would like to have a fairly interesting conversation as well like I would with anyone. This would be my first time with any woman. Would it be ok to talk about things like their first time, the most interesting punts they've had etc?

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

I have no  interest in talking to prossies, I will always be polite, but once I have emtied my balls all I want to do is leave.

I mean who wants to hear about their plans, and all the bullshit they come out with, just shut up and suck my cock, you will know when I have had enough, this is not a grey area, so stop asking me if I'm going to cum soon and SUCK 

[Jeremy]

It takes me 20 minutes to recuperate before I can cum a second time during a punt so I usually fill that space with a drink and a chat (a massage too if that's a service they offer).

I find in general most prossies are happy to talk about their work. I try to ask questions that might lead to interesting or entertaining anecdotes, for example a prossie recently told me about a friend of hers whose next client turned out to be her dad, bit of a shock for the pair of them

[smiths]

I know they're just people and you talk about normal stuff. But I wouldn't expect them to want to reveal too much personal info (neither would I about myself), so what do you guys talk about? Normally I would ask people if they enjoy their job, but I know WGs some may not enjoy it and they're not gonna say that as it puts a downer on things.

Many WGs i have punted with have told me lots of personal stuff about themselves without me having to ask. I always tell them a load of bollocks about my real life and talk about things like Music and Films in the breaks i need. Purposely keeping it light and unimportant. I am after all their to punt and might never see them again.

[CBPaul]

Ideally I go for 1 hour punts, 2 rounds with a recuperation break in between.

Sometimes a chat with the prossie works fine, other times it's like trying to get blood out of a stone and they would be happier to fuck about with their phone until I'm stiff again, in which case I request a massage.

Personally I would steer clear of asking anything about sex, they will volunteer information if they want but I have no desire to get onto hearing about other punters, their OH, kids etc.

To be honest a prossie is just like any woman so talk as you normally would and take what they say with a large pinch of salt. As with anyone any given prossie may or may not want to converse.

[LanceVance]

I just let them lead the conversation during half-time. The conversation is unimportant and usually about stuff like music, film and holidays. I NEVER give a WG real info about me, so I make up my job and other personal details if they ask.

Conversation is a good way of seeing if you hit it off with a WG,  if you do, it makes the session more enjoyable than the typically mechanical nature of punting. The bottom line is, let them lead the conversation and have good cover story for if they ask you anything. 

[Matium]

You never, ever tell a prostitute anything about your real life.

Just rehearse a story in your head 5 or 6 times until you start to believe it yourself.

Just keep it real and simple (so no stories about being a deep sea diver or working for Mossad (a famous thread on UKP ).

You have to remember that the prostitute will be lying through her teeth as well, with a fake name and a fake bio.

So really it's a game, your fake story up against hers.

Once you get tired of talking, just go back to the fucking.

But note the threads in which the hags, harridans, hecates, harlots and harpies in the witches' coven known as Saafe tell each other the best tricks on how to waste a man's time.

You always have to remember that a prostitute's interest in you only extends to your wallet.

[Jackjones]

utter crap normally, like how horses are just massive short haired dogs. Yes that really was a topic of conversation

[jimbobwood]

If they speak good english, I talk about punting and ask more questions about services they offer. Sometimes I tell them about my punting disasters, always get's a good laugh or they might tell me about weird punters. Sometimes I ask them about what they did before being a prossie and they normally say "Cleaner" One prossie said she hated her job so much, she was asking me how to get a decent cleaning job - I told her to go down to the job centre!

I like to have a laugh with the prossie, I never tell them personal details.

[smiths]

You never, ever tell a prostitute anything about your real life.

Just rehearse a story in your head 5 or 6 times until you start to believe it yourself.

Just keep it real and simple (so no stories about being a deep sea diver or working for Mossad (a famous thread on UKP ).

You have to remember that the prostitute will be lying through her teeth as well, with a fake name and a fake bio.

So really it's a game, your fake story up against hers.

Once you get tired of talking, just go back to the fucking.

But note the threads in which the hags, harridans, hecates, harlots and harpies in the witches' coven known as Saafe tell each other the best tricks on how to waste a man's time.

You always have to remember that a prostitute's interest in you only extends to your wallet.

Of course a WGs interest only extends to our wallets, why punters would think otherwise is beyond me. My builder or financial advisor are only interested in getting paid for the work they do for me, why on earth would a WG be different. Amazing how many times this point gets posted by punters, as though a WG is expected to have any other interest. Its sucking and fucking for money not dating, i imagine most WGs have forgotten about me five minutes after i have left, which would suit me just fine.

I agree about having a simple cover story, its not rocket science to come up with something in my view.

[cockneybstrd]

Its a bit like a meeting with External clients at work.

A bit of general bull shit about the weather holidays etc occurs in general. 

[hendrix]

Depends really. If it's someone new, then just general chat about any old rubbish. If it's one of my regulars, then it's different 

[akauya]

You never, ever tell a prostitute anything about your real life.

Just rehearse a story in your head 5 or 6 times until you start to believe it yourself.

Just keep it real and simple (so no stories about being a deep sea diver or working for Mossad (a famous thread on UKP ).

You have to remember that the prostitute will be lying through her teeth as well, with a fake name and a fake bio.

So really it's a game, your fake story up against hers.

Once you get tired of talking, just go back to the fucking.

But note the threads in which the hags, harridans, hecates, harlots and harpies in the witches' coven known as Saafe tell each other the best tricks on how to waste a man's time.

You always have to remember that a prostitute's interest in you only extends to your wallet.

Universal Punter Lying?

[akauya]

Of course a WGs interest only extends to our wallets, why punters would think otherwise is beyond me. My builder or financial advisor are only interested in getting paid for the work they do for me, why on earth would a WG be different. Amazing how many times this point gets posted by punters, as though a WG is expected to have any other interest. Its sucking and fucking for money not dating, i imagine most WGs have forgotten about me five minutes after i have left, which would suit me just fine.

I agree about having a simple cover story, its not rocket science to come up with something in my view.

Absolutely spot on, as always Smiths. I never understood why some punters go on and on about prossies only being interested in our wallets. Of course they are, they wouldn't selling their bodies otherwise would they? I often wonder how many punters mistake seeing prostitutes with dating.

Also I'd be extremely worried if a hot, stunning 20-odd year old is suddenly interested in me (an overweight, balding, ugly middle aged fucker) other than my wallet... I'd run a mile to get away from her; definitely not right in the head. 

[jimbobwood]

Absolutely spot on, as always Smiths. I never understood why some punters go on and on about prossies only being interested in our wallets. Of course they are, they wouldn't selling their bodies otherwise would they? I often wonder how many punters mistake seeing prostitutes with dating.

Also I'd be extremely worried if a hot, stunning 20-odd year old is suddenly interested in me (an overweight, balding, ugly middle aged fucker) other than my wallet... I'd run a mile to get away from her; definitely not right in the head. 

haha, brilliant! Where do you go now to pull women, grab-a-granny night?! Punting is certainly not dating, and thank fuck for that. Punting is so simple when the prossie is good, dating is like a game of chess.

[smiths]

Absolutely spot on, as always Smiths. I never understood why some punters go on and on about prossies only being interested in our wallets. Of course they are, they wouldn't selling their bodies otherwise would they? I often wonder how many punters mistake seeing prostitutes with dating.

Also I'd be extremely worried if a hot, stunning 20-odd year old is suddenly interested in me (an overweight, balding, ugly middle aged fucker) other than my wallet... I'd run a mile to get away from her; definitely not right in the head. 

From the multitude of threads and posts i have read on punting forums over the years quite a few punters view punting like they do dating. A fatal mistake very likely to lead to heartache and a lighter wallet in my opinion.

I did run away when a 20 something WG said she wanted more from me than my business, i told her to go find someone who would hopefully treat her well, not a selfish cheating git like myself, it did the trick and good luck to her.

[Daffodil]

I don't, for the most part.

When we do chat I don't know why you feel the need to go personal at all.

[mcb]

Whatever crops up really. I don’t go in expecting to do much talking, so not armed with a script or set of questions.

I find an hour is just the right amount of time for me. Bit of oral on me, bit of oral on her while I recharge my batteries, and then the main event, leaving maybe 5–10 minutes at the end to have a chat, take a shower, and leave.

[webpunter]

Whatever crops up really. I don’t go in expecting to do much talking, so not armed with a script or set of questions.

I find an hour is just the right amount of time for me. Bit of oral on me, bit of oral on her while I recharge my batteries, and then the main event, leaving maybe 5–10 minutes at the end to have a chat, take a shower, and leave.

"Ask no questions & tell no lies".  Most of the convos [99%] are 'small-talk'.  I find current stuff in the media are good topics.  You can ask them what they think.  This then gets them to answer, so dialogue etc.  No point if EE & shite english.  But if english speaking then natural conversation helps the meet to develop & be the best possible - for both parties.  I don't reveal too much & neither do they.  No point in making up some bollocks story.  Q - what do you do ? A - i'm in the SAS or a north sea diver.  Not a very good idea unless that's what you are.  Basing answers loosely around what you do for example means  that this means answers are more natural.  And if a related question then easy to respond.  Get out of jail answer to a more difficult question = 'i'm feeling really horny' normally works.  Convo all but stops - especially with your cock in their mouth !

[Jonahp]

I don't make up a story about myself I just tell extremely vague truths, if they ask.
I generally try not to start a longer conversation. As previous posts said, I'm there to empty my balls, not get updated on current events.

[Toshiba]

One of the most awkward parts of the punt, im naturally chatty but it is really bull shit and not what im there for

[Rochdull lad]

I agree with what ellwoodpdowd wrote, it's horses for courses.

I tend to see the same WGs regularly but not that often - perhaps once every couple of months or so - and for longer [a couple of hours' GFE], which is perhaps why I talk to them for longer than many of you might.  It probably also has something to with the facts that I'm older, so no longer have the stamina I once may have had; and am naturally verbose; a flaw in my character which I invite my Regulars to counteract by sitting on my face!

[akauya]

I decided that from now on I will offer prossies a Profile a Makeover, you never know I may get a free blow job

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=28281.0

[SirFrank]

I usually talk about my 'wet work' and all the trash I've taken out over the years and how much I'd like to get out of the assassination game but it pays so well etc.

[Xerxes]

If a girl is Polish I'll ask if she's Catholic after we've done something particularly dirty. Usually the answer is yes and then I tell them I'm a priest and offer absolution for the sins that we have just so spectacularly committed.

[Davehorn]

A bit of small talk in between rounds and when we first meet, thats about it

[Rochdull lad]

If a girl is Polish I'll ask if she's Catholic after we've done something particularly dirty. Usually the answer is yes and then I tell them I'm a priest and offer absolution for the sins that we have just so spectacularly committed.

God [whoever she is! ] bless you, my son!

[smiths]

If a girl is Polish I'll ask if she's Catholic after we've done something particularly dirty. Usually the answer is yes and then I tell them I'm a priest and offer absolution for the sins that we have just so spectacularly committed.

I miss Irish Catholic WGs who were over here in London in quite big numbers in the 80s and 90s, most were absolute filth, rebelling against their religious brainwashing while growing up.

[Aspen]

I talk about all sorts if they are interesting to talk to.

Most girls on the game are manipulative, greedy & money grabbing so & so's. But occasionally you find one that is quite friendly and interesting. I got to know one who suggested having a bath together and from then on that's what we did every time. We scrubbed each others backs and put the world to rights before getting on with the sex. She almost became a friend for about eighteen months, but still with the respectful escort/client relationship, and shared quite a few personal stories good and bad. I've known a couple of others who have been really good to know. But at least 95% are hard going and difficult to have any sort of reasonable conversation with, and you have to constantly watch out for them pulling a fast one.