Following on from MarkS69s most memorable punts,I thought maybe we could share our worst punts,if you are not too mentally scarred!!
Mine was about fifteen years ago and it did put me off for quite a while!!
After phoning and confirming a booking from a phone box,thats how long ago it was,I was given the address,it was a council house off Rayleigh Road Hadleigh.The lady advertised in the local paper as Buxom mature erotic massage.We agreed half hour massage and breast relief for £40,seemed a bargain.So I bowl up,parking a street away,lots of curtain twitching so now a bit nervous.Knock on the door,door opens and she is behind it,I hurry in and the door shuts behind me.
Well fuck me Dogzilla is a polite description of her.Fat,ugly about 70 make up running down her face and to cap it all she’s pissed!!On the phone she sounded posh and refined,but that was earlier in the day.Too late to run as I’m shown into the lounge,I sit down and she keeps asking do I want a drink,I decline and ask her to massage my neck,but she whips out these huge tits,and shouts COME ON THESE.So I very quickly wank over her tits,she then insists I have a drink,so to placate her I say yes I give her the forty quid and tell her I was going to get my cigarettes from the car,this really pleased her as she had run out,thank god I shot out of there like a rocket.The neighbours certainly gave me knowing looks as I left,I still get a shiver down my spine when driving down Rayleigh Road!!