Author Topic: Fabulous Fern - Preston  (Read 8680 times)


20 review(s) for FabulousFern (19 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Blackpool Rock

Historical review that i've not got round to writing, probably only scrapes in the 6 month limit by a couple of weeks.

OK so this girl has plenty of good reviews from her time in York plus a bit of touring, she landed and based herself in Preston sometime in the middle of last year and got herself on the piss take pricing thread.
I believe she was £150/hr and £90/30 minutes which is what I paid though her prices have now increased and services seem to have reduced

She was £10 over my £80 limit however I justified it on the basis that I saved that £10 not travelling all the way to Manc / Bury and also spent an hour or so less in traffic.

I punted her about 5 times in total over a few months and she would have become a long term regular if she hadn't have taken a break at the end of Oct / start Nov to travel to India doing Yoga etc

This is a composite review based on the range of experiences over all of my punts -
Her comms weren't great and in discussion with her she acknowledged that fact, I recall she even posted to that effect on her profile and indicated she would look to improve this when she returned, whether she has improved I don't know as I haven't tried to re-book due to her not offering 30 minutes and the price increase.

She was always happy to dress as requested, I asked for a specific outfit in some of her pics which she wore and on other occasions i'd just ask her to look tarty / slutty etc and she did  :thumbsup:

Personality wise she talks a bit posh and has a grounded approach to things which is totally open and which I found quite refreshing, she was happy to let me know that she'd always been a slut and liked shagging a lot of different men from a fairly early age.

She was located off of New hall lane in a large apartment that was shared with friends of which some of them also worked, she was talking of moving location when she returned this year to somewhere a bit more upmarket as she wanted to increase her prices and knew she couldn't charge any more punting where she was.
Well her prices have increased however I don't know if she is still in the same location, I suspect she is.

On every visit after knocking on the door and being let into the hallway as soon as the door closed she grabbed me and got stuck in with some full on proper DFK snogging, the sort of reception where you have a semi straight away and think "This is going to be a good punt"  :thumbsup:

Into the bedroom for some action which was slightly different every time and in some cases was planned in advance when booking such as dress requests / role plays, she was always up for whatever was suggested and eager to please.
On every occasion she gave me great OWO and CIM was also available, can't remember for sure but i'm sure she swallowed it too.

Role plays included a lapdance with touching which progressed onto sex and a couple of others, she also used to have a bit in her profile about liking slightly rough sex however i think this has now been removed as I can't find it.
All consensual but she was happy to have her arse slapped and to be man handled / groped quite roughly while being name called and a cock shoved in her mouth. She also liked to be held down while being fucked and was happy for a hand to be placed on her throat, i'm always cautious with stuff like this so made sure she was happy at every stage but she seemed to want me to go a bit further than most girls would be happy with.

After my 1st meet as I was dressed and about to head off I asked her about watersports as her likes list said giving and receiving, she smiled and laughed saying that she was happy to do WS so long as she had plenty of notice to drink lots of water, without prompting she then informed me that I could piss in her mouth however she didn't drink it  :drinks: Unfortunately WS receiving is no longer in her likes list but at least we pissed all over each other and in each others mouths a couple of times  :drinks:

I'm not really into anal however i did ask her for it on one occasion just to add a bit of variety and as always she was happy to oblige

So I paid £90/30 minutes which as i say is £10 over my normal limit however every service was delivered not only willingly but with a smile and enthusiasm so I was happy with the rate, I also noted that i'd often gone over the 30 minutes by 5 minutes or so, so not clock watching either
I will also add that I was never on any occasion asked to pay any extras for OWO / CIM / roleplay / anal or WS including in her mouth and some of these services are fairly non standard to most girls who would be looking to get some additional cash.


Based on the services I received I would be happy to punt her again however she has increased her rate to £200/hr which is too much for me and she isn't advertising 30 minute bookings any more.
I guess if she is happy to take less bookings at a higher rate and that business model works for her then fine and punters have a choice whether to pay it or not.
 
It may be that as i've seen her before she would do a 30 minute slot however i'm thinking her price would now also be too much for me to justify especially as she has dropped a number of niche services that I liked and specifically saw her for from her likes list and profile blurb

Shame as she was my only decent new punt of 2019  :cry:

Not sure if it's still on her profile but she did post that she had put a bit of weight on while she took a break in India doing Yoga, not sure how that happened as I thought that sort of thing was about healthy living and lifestyle etc but from her pics she does look to have put some weight on her face which was quite thin like the rest of her before

She did update her profile a few weeks back saying she was taking a break due to CV19 however I see she has a phone number showing so not sure if she is still working

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Offline freeze44

Cheers BR top review  :thumbsup:

Like to see this one if pricing comes down a bit as sounds like a good punt.

Offline p3ngu1n

Nice on BR. I missed the boat with this one when she was in York - and it's the rate that's put me off since. If she comes down post-pandemic, I definitely fancy a dabble  :hi:

Offline Marquis

Nice on BR. I missed the boat with this one when she was in York - and it's the rate that's put me off since. If she comes down post-pandemic, I definitely fancy a dabble  :hi:

Her A/W page currently says she is returning to full service (doesn't give an exact date) but seeing a maximum of 4 punters per week. If that's true then at least she seems to have evaluated the risk and decided what she is comfortable with. Price still at pre-lockdown levels i.e. £200/hour.

Punting is out of the question for me at present - OH furloughed and I'm working from home (so no excuse to leave the house) plus I still think it's too risky - but if the COVID situation eases a little more this girl might get some of my cash. I would normally baulk at £200/hour, but I've built up a war chest by not punting and not travelling to work these past few months.

Offline usroads

Have you actually read all her AW profile? Good looking girl but she's deluded in what she expects us to pay £200 for.

Offline FLYING BLUE

Have you actually read all her AW profile? Good looking girl but she's deluded in what she expects us to pay £200 for.

Plus 1  :thumbsdown:

Offline bdyno

Have you actually read all her AW profile? Good looking girl but she's deluded in what she expects us to pay £200 for.
In my opinion, anyone expecting £200 an hour is deluded.

That rate does seem to cover all her services though, it's the other options that are even more deluded.  £120 for an hour of cuddling?  Even more ridiculous.

Offline Marquis

Have you actually read all her AW profile? Good looking girl but she's deluded in what she expects us to pay £200 for.

Yes, I've read her profile. As I said in my post, I have built up a bit of a war chest during lockdown. By the time I return to punting, my war chest will likely be £800-£1000, so as a one-off for a girl I find very fit, I'm prepared to do it.

Offline usroads

Fern's duo partner is Sasha
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Take a look at her Covid19 Services Tab. You'll be wearing a mask and on a massage table for a very reasonable £200 fee
No thanks

Offline Marquis

Fern's duo partner is Sasha
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Take a look at her Covid19 Services Tab. You'll be wearing a mask and on a massage table for a very reasonable £200 fee
No thanks

OK. To clarify, if the 'normal' range of services are on offer and if I feel it's safe, then I'm prepared to push the boat out. Both of those are big 'ifs' right now.

Offline usroads

Now makes complete sense Marquis :hi:

Offline sweetsexysasha

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Fern's duo partner is Sasha
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Take a look at her Covid19 Services Tab. You'll be wearing a mask and on a massage table for a very reasonable £200 fee
No thanks

My rates for covid services clearly state its 80 for the hour.  ;) I'm not going back to fssw. Just so you know. I'm not a piss taker darling. And my fssw rates are 180 not 200.

Offline usroads

Darling £180 and £200 for you and Fern respectively are indeed piss take prices in Preston

Offline Hurley

My rates for covid services clearly state its 80 for the hour.  ;) I'm not going back to fssw. Just so you know. I'm not a piss taker darling. And my fssw rates are 180 not 200.
Are you a post op transsexual.

Offline usroads

That's not particularly relevant or appropriate in this discussion Hurley

Offline Scotpunter

Thanks for the review BP. She ticks all my boxes if WS is on the menu. I would likely visit her when this is all over if the prices become more realistic again.
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Offline Blackpool Rock

Thanks for the review BP. She ticks all my boxes if WS is on the menu. I would likely visit her when this is all over if the prices become more realistic again.
Yeah i'd love to see her again when i'm back punting but i'd need 30 minutes and a price drop, real shame that but if she's currently doing 4 bookings a week at £200 each then £3500 a month tax free ain't a bad living assuming she's booked up

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My rates for covid services clearly state its 80 for the hour.  ;) I'm not going back to fssw. Just so you know. I'm not a piss taker darling. And my fssw rates are 180 not 200.

Wank and watch, no touching £100/hour
Massage with HE £80/hour
you've got something seriously mixed up there

And just what was that test that said you were free of Covid? The DNA/RNA test can only prove a positive, not a negative - while the antibody tests only came on stream this week and you won't get one unless you're an essential worker....
If that test result exists, its worthless
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Offline Scotpunter

Yeah i'd love to see her again when i'm back punting but i'd need 30 minutes and a price drop, real shame that but if she's currently doing 4 bookings a week at £200 each then £3500 a month tax free ain't a bad living assuming she's booked up


I think once other girls are back working the prices will drop. Old story of supply and demand.
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Offline usroads


I think once other girls are back working the prices will drop. Old story of supply and demand.

Don't think so. They were charging piss take prices well before lockown. Reading Fern and Sashas profiles I think they're promoting themselves as the thinking mans whores - Qualifications and different service packages - fucking deluded.
Compare these two nutters with say Alana Amor at £150 ph - no contest. I know who I'll be fucking after lockdown.
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Offline Blackpool Rock

Don't think so. They were charging piss take prices well before lockown. Reading Fern and Sashas profiles I think they're promoting themselves as the thinking mans whores - Qualifications and different service packages - fucking deluded.
Compare these two nutters with say Alana Amor at £150 ph - no contest. I know who I'll be fucking after lockdown.
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It's different strokes for different folks I guess, not interested in Sasha as she doesn't necessarily float my boat but I did see Alana a few years back but didn't click with her, it was a Neutral at best for me

Offline Scotpunter

Don't think so. They were charging piss take prices well before lockown. Reading Fern and Sashas profiles I think they're promoting themselves as the thinking mans whores - Qualifications and different service packages - fucking deluded.
Compare these two nutters with say Alana Amor at £150 ph - no contest. I know who I'll be fucking after lockdown.
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I don't know what they were charging before. I'd of thought those prices in Preston during normal times would be a hard sell. 'Thinking man's whores' Lets be fair there is only one part of the anatomy that is being used for thinking at that point.  :dance:
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