Author Topic: Has anyone seen a girl during this current climate?  (Read 13164 times)

Offline doctor1975

Im gagging for a bit of action in central london but not sure wether il get pulled on the underground. anyone else had any trouble? Or difficulty with a lady?

Offline winkywanky

Don't worry, if a copper asks, just tell him you have a very important date with a key worker (prostitute), I'm sure he'll understand  :hi:.

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Call yourself a doctor ??  :sarcastic: :unknown: :rolleyes:

Probably not a PhD in philosophy, ethics or feminism either.

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Im gagging for a bit of action in central london

Offline MeritofMirth

I live in central London. The police presence hereabouts seems quite minimal, insofar as you don't have large numbers of bobbies on the beat. I suspect you could get away with a punt.

The health considerations, however, are a whole different issue.


Offline Londonpunter30

I live in central London. The police presence hereabouts seems quite minimal, insofar as you don't have large numbers of bobbies on the beat. I suspect you could get away with a punt.

The health considerations, however, are a whole different issue.

And there you have nailed it.  Getting to and from a punt is fine.  Surviving that , not catching anything and not passing it onto other family members is the hard part and not worth the risk.

I spoke to one SP whose still working, out of curiosity.  Her reply was she only sees safe punters, a but the Rom’s will do BB if you look clean

Offline unus669

I live in central London. The police presence hereabouts seems quite minimal, insofar as you don't have large numbers of bobbies on the beat. I suspect you could get away with a punt.

The health considerations, however, are a whole different issue.

+1

I have used the tube/bus off peak , when I’ve needed  to, no Police present.

Punting wise, I’d say it’s not the best time OP. Each to their own

Offline winkywanky

Call yourself a doctor ??  :sarcastic: :unknown: :rolleyes:


We all know what happened to the last fake Doctor on here  :D.

Offline Jeffe

Im gagging for a bit of action in central london but not sure wether il get pulled on the underground. anyone else had any trouble? Or difficulty with a lady?

Just have a wank ffs

Offline luv2kiss54

ESSENTIAL travel only you f-----g twat

Offline ulstersubbie

Im gagging for a bit of action in central london but not sure wether il get pulled on the underground. anyone else had any trouble? Or difficulty with a lady?

I would put a gag on you, you irresponsible c**t. Some people FFS!    :dash:

Offline aronteo

We can all do whatever we chose to do, but ultimately have to take responsibility for our actions. 1000 people died yesterday alone, including an 11 years old boy.

I am no-one to judge anyone, but I really have no more words now...

Offline PLeisure

ESSENTIAL travel only you f-----g twat
Maybe OP is one of the 1000 imbeciles that got fined today, after being challenged by British Transport Police as to his reason for travelling  :wacko: :sarcastic: #twat

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Maybe OP is one of the 1000 imbeciles that got fined today, after being challenged by British Transport Police as to his reason for travelling  :wacko: :sarcastic: #twat

Hopefully the police used common sense and targeted the people who deserved to be punished, rather than the people who have no garden living in a flat with their family, trying to find some relief.
I doubt it though...

Offline MrDizzy

Im gagging for a bit of action in central london but not sure wether il get pulled on the underground. anyone else had any trouble? Or difficulty with a lady?

I suppose it depends on how much you were prepared to offer to get 'pulled on the underground' and whether or not the SP would be prepared to venture into a tube carriage - probably best to stay at home and pull it yourself.

As to the title of your thread, I have seen a girl during this current climate. Admittedly, I saw this civilian as I was walking to my local Sainsbury's and upon noticing me she crossed the road to keep the recommended 2 metres distance. Although, most women do that to me when there isn't a pandemic raging about, hence the need for punting...

Offline winkywanky

I suppose it depends on how much you were prepared to offer to get 'pulled on the underground' and whether or not the SP would be prepared to venture into a tube carriage - probably best to stay at home and pull it yourself.

 :lol:

No car meets is one thing, but no Tube carriage meets?

Some girls just refuse to show any resourcefulness  :rolleyes:.

Offline winkywanky

As to the title of your thread, I have seen a girl during this current climate. Admittedly, I saw this civilian as I was walking to my local Sainsbury's and upon noticing me she crossed the road to keep the recommended 2 metres distance. Although, most women do that to me when there isn't a pandemic raging about, hence the need for punting...


I'm glad it's not just me then.

Offline MrDizzy

:lol:

No car meets is one thing, but no Tube carriage meets?

Some girls just refuse to show any resourcefulness  :rolleyes:.

Well, quite. Surely they could make an obvious killing at stations such as Cockfosters or Shepherd's Bush.

Or (depending upon services offered) Mudchute.

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Offline MrDizzy

Thank you very much sir!   I'm here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress and try the fish.  :hi:

Offline winkywanky

I'm always hoping fish isn't on the menu, but some girls don't seem too bothered in this regard  :rolleyes:.

Offline MrDizzy

Perhaps I should've said 'beef' - but I was convinced that would've brought up the soft furnishings 'curtains' somewhere...

Nonetheless, I'll set 'em up, you hit 'em out the park. Vaudeville here we come. :thumbsup:

Offline hornyguylondon

Im gagging for a bit of action in central london but not sure wether il get pulled on the underground. anyone else had any trouble? Or difficulty with a lady?

Did the tube breakdown or you still going round on the circle line waiting for a pull :crazy:

Offline 0mard3000

Ever noticed how most of these idiots have been members for ages and have posted basically no reviews.

Offline hornyguylondon

Ever noticed how most of these idiots have been members for ages and have posted basically no reviews.

Certainly noticed how the odd person thinks they're the only people allowed to post  :rolleyes:

Offline Bond

I'd say that the risk of getting COVID-19 from punt is less than of getting it from using the Tube or going into a supermarket.

I haven't punted yet during the outbreak and have no immediate plans to do so but I am increasingly fearing that some sort of lockdown will be in place for a couple of years at least. They will probably introduce face mask wearing rules for public transport and to enable the non-essential shops to re-open but I suppose we can forget about going to pubs or restaurants and holidays abroad for a very long time.

I'm not convinced that they'll find a vaccine or a cure any time soon so I think that the only way we will eventually beat COVID-19 is when everybody gets it.

This means that probably when I do return to punting COVID-19 will still be around, so I won’t condemn the OP. He’s just ahead of me in the curve.

Offline winkywanky

I'd say that the risk of getting COVID-19 from punt is less than of getting it from using the Tube or going into a supermarket.

I haven't punted yet during the outbreak and have no immediate plans to do so but I am increasingly fearing that some sort of lockdown will be in place for a couple of years at least. They will probably introduce face mask wearing rules for public transport and to enable the non-essential shops to re-open but I suppose we can forget about going to pubs or restaurants and holidays abroad for a very long time.

I'm not convinced that they'll find a vaccine or a cure any time soon so I think that the only way we will eventually beat COVID-19 is when everybody gets it.

This means that probably when I do return to punting COVID-19 will still be around, so I won’t condemn the OP.
He’s just ahead of me in the curve.


Seeing as that's so off the wall, it'd be great to see a statistical analysis of that proposition.

Although impossible to say for sure, the latest estimates are that a vaccine will start to be rolled out before the end of the year. For example scientists at Oxford University are talking of an 80% chance they'll have a working vaccine by this coming September. Of course, production will have to then be started on a massive scale, but certainly not two years unless Coronavirus massively mutates before then.

So when you go banging on about 2yrs and you're not sure if you can wait until Lockdown's finished, it just sounds like you're laying the ground for, and justifying in your own mind, going on a punt pretty soon  :unknown:.



Offline Nz

Im gagging for a bit of action in central london but not sure wether il get pulled on the underground. anyone else had any trouble? Or difficulty with a lady?

We all feel the same as you. But during these times we have to STAY AT HOME for a pretty good reason. The girl may not infect you but traveling or passing someone infected isn't worth the risk.

Think about it. Even if you find a girl, she has had another guys saliva on her face or body, and you're next!!!

Offline bobby1973

Ever noticed how most of these idiots have been members for ages and have posted basically no reviews.
imho if you don't do at least 2 reviews a year then it time to go
we're all on here to swap info
if your not contributing then why are you on here :thumbsdown:

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To be honest no.. but i have been very tempted, i am not going to lie.. but then i think to myself those horrendous images, and then having to count the number of days to see if i have got any symptoms and then i lose the very strong temptation.. it is a nightmare to to survive enforced celibacy because of this (racist comment removed) virus, but then again there is a bigger nightmare ahead because of reckless stupidity.. no thanks.. just a box of basic sainsburys tissues and celebrity women are the saviour at the moment and my madlin moon porno i made with her years back..
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Offline winkywanky

To be honest no.. but i have been very tempted, i am not going to lie.. but then i think to myself those horrendous images, and then having to count the number of days to see if i have got any symptoms and then i lose the very strong temptation.. it is a nightmare to to survive enforced celibacy because of this bastard chinese virus, but then again there is a bigger nightmare ahead because of reckless stupidity.. no thanks.. just a box of basic sainsburys tissues and celebrity women are the saviour at the moment and my madlin moon porno i made with her years back..


I definitely think that in a selfless show of UKP cameraderie KT, you ought to post that up on Pornhub and then provide a link  ;)

Your cred on here would go through the roof  :cool:.

Offline KentAde

ESSENTIAL travel only you f-----g twat

+1....and don't you have to have a letter from your employee about why you are travelling? (defo for Central/City London...)

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I definitely think that in a selfless show of UKP cameraderie KT, you ought to post that up on Pornhub and then provide a link  ;)

Your cred on here would go through the roof  :cool:.

for private use only  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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To be honest no.. but i have been very tempted, i am not going to lie.. but then i think to myself those horrendous images, and then having to count the number of days to see if i have got any symptoms and then i lose the very strong temptation.. it is a nightmare to to survive enforced celibacy because of this (racist comment removed) virus, but then again there is a bigger nightmare ahead because of reckless stupidity.. no thanks.. just a box of basic sainsburys tissues and celebrity women are the saviour at the moment and my madlin moon porno i made with her years back..
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It has been made very clear racist comments will not be tolerated.

sorry  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Offline Dead Wood

Is it just me who sees the irony in this thread?  We are a group of people who take risks with the last great global pandemic - HIV - every time we punt. 

I suppose I think if a punter wants to punt, and a WG wants to provide a service, then they should be allowed to get on with it without other punters judging them.

They would be bonkers to do so, in my personal opinion - but good luck to them. 

 :hi:

Offline winkywanky

Is it just me who sees the irony in this thread?  We are a group of people who take risks with the last great global pandemic - HIV - every time we punt. 

I suppose I think if a punter wants to punt, and a WG wants to provide a service, then they should be allowed to get on with it without other punters judging them.

They would be bonkers to do so, in my personal opinion - but good luck to them. 

 :hi:


Unless you punt bareback the risk of contracting HIV is pretty miniscule AFAIK?

If you punt AT ALL at the moment, you expose yourself to a WG who is potentially seeing many random men during the time of a pandemic, and if it's an Incall her place will have evidence of any virus any of them may have had, all over it, including Covid.

HIV is relatively hard to transmit, Covid is highly contagious.

BIG difference.

Offline winkywanky

Presumably you think people should be observing all the social distancing protocols generally when out and about, to try to prevent the spread of this deadly virus?

Yet, you say "good luck to 'em" if people choose to punt?

I realise this is a punting site and we're all gagging for a shag, but if the above is true, then that's clearly completely contradictory, and dare I say it, hypocritical?

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HIV is relatively hard to transmit, Covid is highly contagious.

BIG difference.

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Offline Dead Wood

Presumably you think people should be observing all the social distancing protocols generally when out and about, to try to prevent the spread of this deadly virus?

Yet, you say "good luck to 'em" if people choose to punt?

I realise this is a punting site and we're all gagging for a shag, but if the above is true, then that's clearly completely contradictory, and dare I say it, hypocritical?

Indeed. What point am I making...?  :)

I suppose - as a punter - I am someone whose hobby is manifestly viewed as inappropriate/wrong/illegal by 90% of the population.

So I start from that standpoint, and that consequently this forum (IMHO) shouldn't really be about telling other punters how they should conduct themselves (apart from the obvious rules laid down by the Mods).  I'm all for punting trannies, barebacking and picking up street walkers, if that floats your boat. 

Maybe this whole 'covidiot/PC Plod on the rampage/Facebook shaming' trope has driven me nuts.  In London there is a particular breed of middle aged woman - no offence - who seems to almost enjoy theatrically shrinking back if someone walks too close to them in the street.  I'm a key worker, and have seen this many times in recent weeks.  I mean, FFS, if you are that worried, stay at home. 

For the record, I am supportive of social distancing, but what I appreciate is the Swedish approach - which seems to be 'our people are sensible and we think they will do what we ask them to do without significant legislation'.   

Maybe I have managed to confuse myself.  The last thing I want to be is hypocritical...!  I shall metaphorically put down my keyboard, and go back to dreaming about the day the lockdown is lifted. 



Offline winkywanky

Indeed. What point am I making...?  :)

I suppose - as a punter - I am someone whose hobby is manifestly viewed as inappropriate/wrong/illegal by 90% of the population.

So I start from that standpoint, and that consequently this forum (IMHO) shouldn't really be about telling other punters how they should conduct themselves (apart from the obvious rules laid down by the Mods).  I'm all for punting trannies, barebacking and picking up street walkers, if that floats your boat. 

Maybe this whole 'covidiot/PC Plod on the rampage/Facebook shaming' trope has driven me nuts.  In London there is a particular breed of middle aged woman - no offence - who seems to almost enjoy theatrically shrinking back if someone walks too close to them in the street.  I'm a key worker, and have seen this many times in recent weeks.  I mean, FFS, if you are that worried, stay at home. 

For the record, I am supportive of social distancing, but what I appreciate is the Swedish approach - which seems to be 'our people are sensible and we think they will do what we ask them to do without significant legislation'.   

Maybe I have managed to confuse myself.  The last thing I want to be is hypocritical...!  I shall metaphorically put down my keyboard, and go back to dreaming about the day the lockdown is lifted.


You're right, everyone here would probably be derided and ridiculed by those on the outside, and we live with that, perhaps even relish it  :unknown:.

But the bottom line here (and I'm not talking about fucking a juicy Tranny up the bum  :rose:) is that the current pandemic pretty well overrules and overrides everything, it really is that big  :(.

And for the vast majority here (I'm making no judgement) our hobby is inherently selfish. Coronavirus is one time where EVERYONE, everywhere needs to try and stop being selfish for a while (quite a while unfortunately) to stop others dying, not just worrying about their own health or whether they consider OWO/bareback might or might not be within their own risk/benefit sphere.

I think you're right about Sweden, and the Danes too I think, but they are very different from us as people. I actually think they're a bit more grown-up and socially responsible than we are, you only have to have a look at how shit their music is to realise that (apart from Abba, and we're back to that bottom line again  :blush:).

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You're right, everyone here would probably be derided and ridiculed by those on the outside, and we live with that, perhaps even relish it  :unknown:.

But the bottom line here (and I'm not talking about fucking a juicy Tranny up the bum  :rose:) is that the current pandemic pretty well overrules and overrides everything, it really is that big  :(.

And for the vast majority here (I'm making no judgement) our hobby is inherently selfish. Coronavirus is one time where EVERYONE, everywhere needs to try and stop being selfish for a while (quite a while unfortunately) to stop others dying, not just worrying about their own health or whether they consider OWO/bareback might or might not be within their own risk/benefit sphere.

I think you're right about Sweden, and the Danes too I think, but they are very different from us as people. I actually think they're a bit more grown-up and socially responsible than we are, you only have to have a look at how shit their music is to realise that (apart from Abba, and we're back to that bottom line again  :blush:).

"Coronavirus is one time where EVERYONE, everywhere needs to try and stop being selfish for a while (quite a while unfortunately) to stop others dying, "

This statement is absolutely spot on, well said.

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I think you're right about Sweden, and the Danes too I think, but they are very different from us as people. I actually think they're a bit more grown-up and socially responsible than we are, you only have to have a look at how shit their music is to realise that (apart from Abba, and we're back to that bottom line again  :blush:).


unfortunatel looks like Sweden is re thinking ...
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Offline winkywanky

Yes, there was mention on the telly last week of this...Panorama?

I hope they're monitoring the situation closely, because even if many Swedes started WFH without being made to, and their Metros weren't overcrowded because those that could avoid them were doing so, eventually the sheer mathematics will overtake them.

They could come a right cropper  :(.

Offline bobby1973

the main problem i see is
if i had a punt today and went to the cash point to get some money
how do i know that the person before me didn't have the virus
then off i go shag a sp and pass it to her
the the next punter fucks her and he gets it
and so on and so on  :thumbsdown:

Offline Yankinlondon

Be loads of new hookers when this is over.

Offline User176

I would avoid public transport if possible as police are hanging around major stations, but they don't seem to be bothering anyone if you really insist on a punt. Uber is still up and running.

I doubt they would fine you for simply walking around; who's to say you aren't going for groceries?

This is mainly about central London, not sure how the lockdown looks like in the rest of the UK
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If the op does punt I hope for his sake it's a positive punt because it could be his or the SP's last
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Offline Rick2468

I definitely would not punt. I have made so many changes to other areas of my life including not going to visit my 71 year old Dad. Not worth letting all that work go to waste by getting close up and personal with a lady. I found myself getting really angry at groups of people I could see in my local park over Easter.

Having said that I have been looking at working girls a lot due to having time on my hands. I want to have a good list of people lined up for when it's all over. I am feeling the urge way more so. I punted quite rarely over the past couple of years so I can't say lockdown has had a big impact on me but having the option of going denied makes it seem much much worse.