As like most of you I am bored in lock down so I thought I would share this story with you all with the hope you might share some of your best moments.
A couple of years ago one of the girls who had been on my hot list for ages was in my local punting area of south London.
Called and answered straightaway and she sounded so very sexy my blood was already moving to my backup brain. We agreed all the details and she gives me the hotel details in Croydon. So I drive over and park up i my usual place and call, answered straightway and gave me the room number - so far so good!
No waiting around, this was going perfectly
I have been to this hotel loads as its a very popular choice for SP's in the area so walk through reception to the lift and to the room. I knock gently on the door - no answer.
I wait try again - still no answer.
Walk back to the lift and call her - she confirms she is waiting in the room so I go back and give a proper knock on the door...
The door answers and of obviously a bait and switch
as she is not the woman I saw on AW! The woman asks if she can help me? Then I realise the outfit, the hoover in her hand the trolley in the hallway - yep its the hotel cleaner!
Made some BS about looking for my mate and rushed away.
Called the SP and yes I was in the wrong hotel! Drive over to the other end of Croydon to find an all boys school open day in the reception area of the hotel!
Managed to get through to the lifts and have one of the best punts I have ever had with one of the sexist women I have ever seen - so a happy ending!
So I have shared my embarrassing moment - what are yours?
I did search for previous threads on this subject but the only one I found was 4+ years ago.