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Offline DrConners

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Phil Collins (couldn't visit a tourist attraction once whilst I was abroad because he had a concert nearby a few days later. Have, somewhat irrationally, had him down as a pompous prick and hated him ever since). 

Ah, how could I have missed this prick - +1 from me.

Sounds like a bag of cats - In a tumble dryer.

Talentless, ginger, scumbag, busker - Ed fucking Sheeran.  :thumbsdown:

Can't stand the sight of him - Can't stand the sound of him.

He's done well though apparently.

Offline Garden69

Interesting opinions. Just goes to prove the saying that you can't make everyone like you.

I agree with the annoyance factor of:

Katie Price
Gemma Collins

I'll also add the following to the growing list:

Davina McCall
Ulrika Jonsson - although I would have back in the day
Priti Patel (not strictly a celeb but her lack of understanding and self righteousness makes my blood boil)
 

Offline hillingdonpete

All celebrities are cunts. It's a prerequisite.

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I'll also add the following to the growing list:

Davina McCall

+1 - Talentless fucking air breather.

Also, they aren't "Royals" anymore apparently so :

"Meghan & Harry" - Couldn't give a fuck  :thumbsdown:

Offline David1970

Interesting opinions. Just goes to prove the saying that you can't make everyone like you.

I agree with the annoyance factor of:

Katie Price
Gemma Collins

I'll also add the following to the growing list:

Davina McCall
Ulrika Jonsson - although I would have back in the day
Priti Patel (not strictly a celeb but her lack of understanding and self righteousness makes my blood boil)

Davina MCColl, I have seen her in action when filming, all smiles to the camera and a nasty bitch when the cameras stop

 

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Interesting opinions. Just goes to prove the saying that you can't make everyone like you.

I agree with the annoyance factor of:

Katie Price
Gemma Collins

I'll also add the following to the growing list:

Davina McCall
Ulrika Jonsson - although I would have back in the day
Priti Patel (not strictly a celeb but her lack of understanding and self righteousness makes my blood boil)

Absolutely agree with Davina McCall, can't stand the woman, full to the brim of fake sincerity.  :vomit:
I have to change the channel when she's on.

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All the blokes on Love Island.

Christiano Ronaldo,  big headed twat. But I am jealous of his talent!

Neil (razor) Ruddock.  He's just a simple idiot, wanker, plonker, twat and anything else you can think of.

To me Christiano Ronaldo is up there with Diego Maradona and Pele... A true match winner and very courageous player..
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Offline mr.bluesky

To me Christiano Ronaldo is up there with Diego Maradona and Pele... A true match winner and very courageous player..

 :thumbsup: true. At least Christiano Ronaldo has talent unlike all those so called celebrities that have found fame from reality tv shows. Somehow you cannot see him going the same way as Diego Maradona when his career is over

Offline hornyguylondon

Tony Blair - seems to pop up more as a celebrity that a respected politician - if the money's right of course  :rolleyes:

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Davina MCColl, I have seen her in action when filming, all smiles to the camera and a nasty bitch when the cameras stop

They invented the phrase "famous for being famous" especially for Davina McColl. Her chat show was scrapped after on!y two or three episones.

Offline hornyguylondon

Terry Christian, arrogance personified - def No 1  :thumbsdown:

Offline David1970

Terry Christian, arrogance personified - def No 1  :thumbsdown:

Is he still alive?

Offline hornyguylondon

Is he still alive?

 ;)

piers Morgan looked meek and mild when he interviewed him this year  :rolleyes:

Offline David1970

;)

piers Morgan looked meek and mild when he interviewed him this year  :rolleyes:

Were is a bomb when you need one, those 2 dicks together in one place.

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They invented the phrase "famous for being famous" especially for Davina McColl. Her chat show was scrapped after on!y two or three episones.

I may be wrong, but I seem to remember reading somewhere that Davina was a WG before she was on the telly

Offline hornyguylondon

Were is a bomb when you need one, those 2 dicks together in one place.

What exactly do you mean by that  :bomb:  :D

Offline cotton

Terry Christian, arrogance personified - def No 1  :thumbsdown:
I must admit i quite like Terry Christian , in the same vein as Mark Lamaar and Ian Lee.
I do find Alan Carr quite nauseating tho.

Offline David1970

What exactly do you mean by that  :bomb:  :D

My dream two cunts for the price of one...boom :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline threechilliman

I must admit i quite like Terry Christian , in the same vein as Mark Lamaar and Ian Lee.
I do find Alan Carr quite nauseating tho.

Yeah Alan Carr is another that makes me reach for the remote.

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Yeah Alan Carr is another that makes me reach for the remote.

And the sick bucket..............

Offline freeze44

Yeah Alan Carr is another that makes me reach for the remote.

Agree...same camp thing all the time...just boring

Offline hornyguylondon

I must admit i quite like Terry Christian , in the same vein as Mark Lamaar and Ian Lee.
I do find Alan Carr quite nauseating tho.

Ah yes, the dulcet tones of Alan Carr ringing in my ear as I switch him off  :)

Whilst his voice is annoying he's generally harmless whereas Christian is errrrrrr not  :rolleyes:

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Probably been mentioned earlier in this thread but that cunt Rylan really gets on my tits, more ubiquitous than Covid 19 & Brexit combined.
 Anytime I put the telly on there's a fair chance I'll end up seeing his self satisfied mug.
The twat's even on the radio as well! :diablo:  :dash:

Offline threechilliman

Probably been mentioned earlier in this thread but that cunt Rylan really gets on my tits, more ubiquitous than Covid 19 & Brexit combined.
 Anytime I put the telly on there's a fair chance I'll end up seeing his self satisfied mug.
The twat's even on the radio as well! :diablo:  :dash:

Good shout.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Probably been mentioned earlier in this thread but that cunt Rylan really gets on my tits, more ubiquitous than Covid 19 & Brexit combined.
 Anytime I put the telly on there's a fair chance I'll end up seeing his self satisfied mug.
The twat's even on the radio as well! :diablo:  :dash:
Forgot about that twat which is quite hard really considering that as you say he appears to be constantly on TV, I think the phrase "A face you want to punch" sums him up really  :diablo:

Offline Chorley

James fucking Corden. Twat!  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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Over 95% of ''celebs'' and their offspring, on the sidebar of shame are annoying nonentities. Meeagain included in the main article.

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Prince Naseem Hamed.. extremely arrogant piece of shit...
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Prince Naseem Hamed.. extremely arrogant piece of shit...
totally agree, left another driver half dead

Offline rickyponting

Anyone on that stupid show gogglebox ,who then leaves and becomes a celebrity,the fat ugly Geordie one comes to mind.

Also anyone on comic relief/red nose day type programmes preaching to the working class to donate when they are all multi millionaires themselves,boils my piss.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Anyone on that stupid show gogglebox ,who then leaves and becomes a celebrity,the fat ugly Geordie one comes to mind.

Also anyone on comic relief/red nose day type programmes preaching to the working class to donate when they are all multi millionaires themselves,boils my piss.
I seem to recall many years ago it was questioned how much money some of these mega rich stars were contributing to "the cause", the patronising response was that they were giving something far more precious than money as they were giving their time  :sarcastic: Think it was Geldof who said it and he's another worthy mention for this thread

Offline Blackpool Rock

Anyone on that stupid show gogglebox ,who then leaves and becomes a celebrity,the fat ugly Geordie one comes to mind.

Also anyone on comic relief/red nose day type programmes preaching to the working class to donate when they are all multi millionaires themselves,boils my piss.
Yeah can't believe she is now presenting programmes, comes over as being dumb as fuck

Offline brightonfuntime

Claudia Winkleman…….Awful woman, awful eyes and a fucking annoying fringe....

Stacey Dooley.....just fuck off you silly goofy tart

Diane Abbott.....old fucking sloppy chops - no control over her fat mouth and over sized tongue

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I don't read the tabloids, 'Hello', or watch chat shows, GMB, Jeremy Vine etc etc so I only vaguely know who half these people listed are.

But I have worked with certain people in the broader entertainment industry in the past, and if you want fame and celebrity, it's a prerequisite to be incredibly pushy and very self-centred. It's not an accident that someone ends up fronting a chat show, or compere-ing 'Strictly Dancing on Ice in yer Knickers' or whatever the show is.

So I start off with no expectations that any of these cocksuckers are going to be interesting, caring, decent people. And when any of their mostly ugly mugs appear on the TV, I switch over or leave the room. Some of these people are ludicrously overpaid, so if you carry on watching their crap, you're adding to the problem.

This ghastly-looking Big Night In on BBC1 looks particularly egregious. We're going to start and end with worshipping at the altar of the NHS. Then there's going to be a load of nonsense about what horrid racists we all are, or have been in the past. There'll be some stuff about climate change, and some pro-EU guff about how we all need to pull together.

We all KNOW it's going to be thoroughly nauseating. The fucking BBC at its worst.






Offline Blackpool Rock

I don't read the tabloids, 'Hello', or watch chat shows, GMB, Jeremy Vine etc etc so I only vaguely know who half these people listed are.

But I have worked with certain people in the broader entertainment industry in the past, and if you want fame and celebrity, it's a prerequisite to be incredibly pushy and very self-centred. It's not an accident that someone ends up fronting a chat show, or compere-ing 'Strictly Dancing on Ice in yer Knickers' or whatever the show is.

So I start off with no expectations that any of these cocksuckers are going to be interesting, caring, decent people. And when any of their mostly ugly mugs appear on the TV, I switch over or leave the room. Some of these people are ludicrously overpaid, so if you carry on watching their crap, you're adding to the problem.

This ghastly-looking Big Night In on BBC1 looks particularly egregious. We're going to start and end with worshipping at the altar of the NHS. Then there's going to be a load of nonsense about what horrid racists we all are, or have been in the past. There'll be some stuff about climate change, and some pro-EU guff about how we all need to pull together.

We all KNOW it's going to be thoroughly nauseating. The fucking BBC at its worst.
How about using your clairvoyant skills to predict something useful like the lottery numbers instead  :D

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I don't read the tabloids, 'Hello', or watch chat shows, GMB, Jeremy Vine etc etc so I only vaguely know who half these people listed are.

But I have worked with certain people in the broader entertainment industry in the past, and if you want fame and celebrity, it's a prerequisite to be incredibly pushy and very self-centred. It's not an accident that someone ends up fronting a chat show, or compere-ing 'Strictly Dancing on Ice in yer Knickers' or whatever the show is.

So I start off with no expectations that any of these cocksuckers are going to be interesting, caring, decent people. And when any of their mostly ugly mugs appear on the TV, I switch over or leave the room. Some of these people are ludicrously overpaid, so if you carry on watching their crap, you're adding to the problem.

This ghastly-looking Big Night In on BBC1 looks particularly egregious. We're going to start and end with worshipping at the altar of the NHS. Then there's going to be a load of nonsense about what horrid racists we all are, or have been in the past. There'll be some stuff about climate change, and some pro-EU guff about how we all need to pull together.

We all KNOW it's going to be thoroughly nauseating. The fucking BBC at its worst.

nobody is forcing you to watch it,

I have not even heard of it until you mentioned on here

Offline King Nuts

nobody is forcing you to watch it,



No, but I am compelled to pay for it via the TV licence.
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Offline King Nuts

How about using your clairvoyant skills to predict something useful like the lottery numbers instead  :D

One doesn't need to be a clairvoyant to know that all BBC 'entertainment' output these days is a celebration of every Woke issue going.

Offline BearBehind

Have to put a bid in for these lot...7

Real Housewives of...Fuck Off

ITVbe Should come with a fecking health warning

Offline Beamer

I don't read the tabloids, 'Hello', or watch chat shows, GMB, Jeremy Vine etc etc so I only vaguely know who half these people listed are.

But I have worked with certain people in the broader entertainment industry in the past, and if you want fame and celebrity, it's a prerequisite to be incredibly pushy and very self-centred. It's not an accident that someone ends up fronting a chat show, or compere-ing 'Strictly Dancing on Ice in yer Knickers' or whatever the show is.

So I start off with no expectations that any of these cocksuckers are going to be interesting, caring, decent people. And when any of their mostly ugly mugs appear on the TV, I switch over or leave the room. Some of these people are ludicrously overpaid, so if you carry on watching their crap, you're adding to the problem.

This ghastly-looking Big Night In on BBC1 looks particularly egregious. We're going to start and end with worshipping at the altar of the NHS. Then there's going to be a load of nonsense about what horrid racists we all are, or have been in the past. There'll be some stuff about climate change, and some pro-EU guff about how we all need to pull together.

We all KNOW it's going to be thoroughly nauseating. The fucking BBC at its worst.

........... a strange life? Is there anything that you enjoy?

Offline King Nuts

........... a strange life? Is there anything that you enjoy?

Yep. Loads. It's just that what I like isn't to be found on TV, as a rule.


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James Corden for trying to be kind, but just bragging about staying in a mansion during lockdown.

Offline winkywanky

No, but I am compelled to pay for it via the TV licence.


Clearly, of the many tens of thousands of hours of broadcasting on both BBC TV and BBC Radio, you cannot be expected to like all of it  ;)

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No, but I am compelled to pay for it via the TV licence.

I happily pay the licence fee just for Radio 4

Offline Chorley

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Just fuck off you attention seeking waste of oxygen and take you bullshit instagram account with you.  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

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Claudia Winkleman…….Awful woman, awful eyes and a fucking annoying fringe.... - agreed

Stacey Dooley.....just fuck off you silly goofy tart - made some good telly, what's the problem?

Diane Abbott.....old fucking sloppy chops - no control over her fat mouth and over sized tongue - not a celebrity?


Offline winkywanky

Sam cuntyface wankstain  bellend cunty cunt Smith
Just fuck off you attention seeking waste of oxygen and take you bullshit instagram account with you.  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

Oi! Leave Stacey Dooley alone!  :D


I can't help thinking you ought to be applying a little more consistency here Chorley  :rolleyes:  :D.