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Offline mr.bluesky

We have had songs that get on your nerves so how about the 3 most annoying "celebrities " mine would be
1. Gemma Collins ( fat talentless non entity)
2. Bruno Tonioli ( so annoyingly over the top)
3.Timmy Mallet. (a bloke who acts his shoe size not his age)

Offline tesla

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all of them.

I believe there is a television programme that puts celebrities in a jungle....but then LET'S THEM OUT!

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Radio 2 all the way

1 Zoe Ball

2 Jeremy Vine

3 Steve Wrighty Wright.

I'd never tire of punching the latter 2 in the face.

Offline Beamer

All the blokes on Love Island.

Christiano Ronaldo,  big headed twat. But I am jealous of his talent!

Neil (razor) Ruddock.  He's just a simple idiot, wanker, plonker, twat and anything else you can think of.
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Offline threechilliman

We have had songs that get on your nerves so how about the 3 most annoying "celebrities " mine would be
1. Gemma Collins ( fat talentless non entity)
2. Bruno Tonioli ( so annoyingly over the top)
3.Timmy Mallet. (a bloke who acts his shoe size not his age)

Gemma Collins must be near the top of most people's lists. A less talented individual would be difficult to find.

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Neil (razor) Ruddock.  He's just a simple idiot, wanker, plonker, twat and anything else you can think of.

Don't hold back Beamer, say what you mean!    :D

I concur though, his footballing "skills" weren't much better.

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Gary Lineker (far too smug and up himself).
Phil Collins (couldn't visit a tourist attraction once whilst I was abroad because he had a concert nearby a few days later. Have, somewhat irrationally, had him down as a pompous prick and hated him ever since). 
Nish Kumar (just not funny, and irritating).

Offline David1970

Radio 2 all the way

1 Zoe Ball

2 Jeremy Vine

3 Steve Wrighty Wright.

I'd never tire of punching the latter 2 in the face.

Got to agree 100%
Ball just talks crap
Vine is so up his own arse
Wright talks over and sings over the music although he is more important.


Offline David1970

All the blokes on Love Island.

Christiano Ronaldo,  big headed twat. But I am jealous of his talent!

Neil (razor) Ruddock.  He's just a simple idiot, wanker, plonker, twat and anything else you can think of.

Why stop at the blokes on love island, there all untalented twats

I used to think that about Ronaldo, but watch some TV program and he came across as a good guy.

Ruddock is just a typical footballer which means you are correct in your evaluation of him

Offline freeze44

Lots of ones annoy esp those who telling us what to do! Just fuck off thanks.

But the one and only, super celeb, non mask wearing, comb over twat....Trump

Offline Bogof60

Vine is just so fucking thick as well as being irritating
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Offline Chooser

Gary Lineker (far too smug and up himself).
Phil Collins (couldn't visit a tourist attraction once whilst I was abroad because he had a concert nearby a few days later. Have, somewhat irrationally, had him down as a pompous prick and hated him ever since). 
Nish Kumar (just not funny, and irritating).

In a nutshell - who the fuck is Nish Kumar?? PS Please don’t tell me. I really don’t want to know!!

Offline lewisjones23

that daft twat Katie Price - not only a good for nothing washed up old slag

But she also exploits her disabled son for every bit of publicity going and makes the online trolling he gets much worse

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that daft twat Katie Price - not only a good for nothing washed up old slag

But she also exploits her disabled son for every bit of publicity going and makes the online trolling he gets much worse

+1

James Corden - Talentless fat cunt.

Robbie Williams - Talentless cunt.

Chris Martin - Lead singer from 'Coldplay' - Talentless wailing cunt.

Offline CheeseBoard

I'm getting bored of all the celebs who are coming out the woodwork saying they have had the virus.   :dash:

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Those TOWIE bints who have somehow made a 'career' out of having a kid, especially that Fearne one.

Any of the cackling Loose Women witches.

Celebrity tango faced retard Joe Fucking Swash.

Joel Dommett, unfunny comedian who built a career on getting secretly filmed having a wank on cam after getting catfished.

Offline freeze44

+1

James Corden - Talentless fat cunt.

Robbie Williams - Talentless cunt.

Chris Martin - Lead singer from 'Coldplay' - Talentless wailing cunt.

Although I like fattie and the wailing cunt your choice of words had me laughing.

Let me chuck one into the mix then:

Harry Potter- All those annoying child actors from Harry Potter, all the geek spin offs, stupid fucking games like quidditch which gives those shit at sport a 'chance to shine' , wands, terrible magic and duller than shit Harry Potter amusement rides.


Offline threechilliman

Those TOWIE bints who have somehow made a 'career' out of having a kid, especially that Fearne one.

Any of the cackling Loose Women witches.

Celebrity tango faced retard Joe Fucking Swash.

Joel Dommett, unfunny comedian who built a career on getting secretly filmed having a wank on cam after getting catfished.

You forgot Joey Essex.

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You forgot Joey Essex.

Made a very good living out of pretending to be thicker than he is.

Offline David1970

Made a very good living out of pretending to be thicker than he is.

What does that tell you about the celebrity culture that he makes more money than a nurse?

Offline threechilliman

What does that tell you about the celebrity culture that he makes more money than a nurse?

Never understood the fascination folk have with celebs.

Peter Andre is another. Who gives a fuck what he did next?

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Louis Spence.
Gemma Collins.
Kanye West.

Offline David1970

Louis Spence.
Gemma Collins.
Kanye West.

To be honest they are all twats, but Spence and West have been a dancer and a rapper. Collins is famous for being fat and ugly, what an achievement, and she gets paid for it.

Offline threechilliman

To be honest they are all twats, but Spence and West have been a dancer and a rapper. Collins is famous for being fat and ugly, what an achievement, and she gets paid for it.

You have to admire Gemma Collins. Her school teachers must be amazed....

Offline David1970

You have to admire Gemma Collins. Her school teachers must be amazed....

I think her school teacher must be shocked that the fat cow is making a lot more than them

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To give the lard bucket some credit she has done a couple of good things in her 'career':

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Offline freeze44

To give the lard bucket some credit she has done a couple of good things in her 'career':

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 :lol: poor cow. Must have hurt....the ice!  :wacko:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Yeah most of them, not sure where the fuck Gemma Collins came from but whenever i've seen those trailers (not the HGV trailers needed to carry her but the TV trailers  :sarcastic:) i've always thought who the fuck are you.

Anyone who has shot to fame due to "Celebrity culture" or who is famous for being famous etc

Finally, and i'm surprised not already mentioned a specific shout out for Lily Allen and her old man Keith  :hi:
How long until she's telling us that refugee camps are at risk from Covid 19 so we need to let them come here as we have those new hospitals which aren't full  :dash: 

Offline David1970

Yeah most of them, not sure where the fuck Gemma Collins came from but whenever i've seen those trailers (not the HGV trailers needed to carry her but the TV trailers  :sarcastic:) i've always thought who the fuck are you.

Anyone who has shot to fame due to "Celebrity culture" or who is famous for being famous etc

Finally, and i'm surprised not already mentioned a specific shout out for Lily Allen and her old man Keith  :hi:
How long until she's telling us that refugee camps are at risk from Covid 19 so we need to let them come here as we have those new hospitals which aren't full  :dash:

They be annoying but at least the Allans have done something to be famous, unlike that lump of lard Collins

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Offline David1970

Piers Morgan.

He is not an annoying celebrity, he is just a fucking annoying cunt :hi:

Offline freeze44

Piers Morgan.

I quite like the cunt. Yes annoying but never dull and he does call a lot of idiots out...but maybe not himself as much as he should!

Offline NIK

All the fucking bustards.
The word ‘celebrity’ itself means they have no particular talent.
I have lost count of the number of celebrity quiz shows when I haven’t a clue who any of them are.

Offline fuckit

Piers Morgan.

Complete cunt. And that Susanna Reid is a silly desperate tart too..... but she'd get it hard

Offline threechilliman

He is not an annoying celebrity, he is just a fucking annoying cunt :hi:

Correct.

Offline mr.bluesky

All the fucking bustards.
The word ‘celebrity’ itself means they have no particular talent.
I have lost count of the number of celebrity quiz shows when I haven’t a clue who any of them are.

Yes channel 4 is full of these so called quiz shows that are full of these non entity comedians who you only ever see on these shows.

Offline lewisjones23

‘ Fat Useless Cunt Forever ‘ would be a more accurate title

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Offline freeze44

‘ Fat Useless Cunt Forever ‘ would be a more accurate title

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 :lol: looks like big stuff will have to wait to earn again! Bet she filling up with cake on 'eatdown'!

Offline Blackpool Rock

‘ Fat Useless Cunt Forever ‘ would be a more accurate title

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I've been wondering who the fuck she is and where the fuck has she come from so just googled it and apparently she was 1st in TOWIE which I guess is why i'd never heard of her

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It's OK, it looks like her airbags deployed successfully.

Offline David1970

I take it her “fans” are fat single women of a certain age who have a affinity with her?

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Kerry Katona
Mel B
Ant and Dec
Technically that's 4 but I guess most people do count PJ and Duncan as a single identity

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You forgot Joey Essex.

Made a very good living out of pretending to be thicker than he is.


*Cough*...... Boris J

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You have to admire Gemma Collins. Her school teachers must be amazed....

they're probably wondering why they bother, given some dozey tv exec twat is paying her more than them combined probably
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I've been wondering who the fuck she is and where the fuck has she come from so just googled it and apparently she was 1st in TOWIE which I guess is why i'd never heard of her

what's really fucking worrying, is that everyones sky tv box is spying on them, reporting back every single detail of your viewing habits, to the point that they can probably tell you which adverts are muted the most...... YET THE VIEWING NUMBERS FOR HER (and others similar drivel) ARE STILL HIGH ENOUGH FOR THEM TO AIR IT   :dash:
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I've never met a man who likes her or watches her shows, other women are her fanbase & seem to think she's great, same with Katie Price.
Never understood the appeal of either one.

Offline freeze44

they're probably wondering why they bother, given some dozey tv exec twat is paying her more than them combined probably

Agree and if that lump is their biggest achievement then why bother!

I would like to make a proposal.

While it's great we all clap the NHS and care workers every Thursday, can we as a nation stand a boo, give the wanker sign, kick the dog etc etc every Tuesday to show these cunts how much we want them to fuck off?

See you all then!!  :lol:

Offline jimmymac

I agree with anyone who said "All of them ".