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Online Kriss

With punting being ruled out for the near future - at least - I'm wondering what the next best thing could be. I tried phone sex once or twice a few years ago. I was OK. I might try WebCam stuff, but I think its a bit expensive. Anybody got any other ideas?

Offline tesla

you could try reading a book

Online Moby Dick

Wanking your cock into a soggy sock :thumbsup:

Wanking your cock into a soggy sock :thumbsup:
Hollow out a Melon or put some raw kidney in a jam jam  :vomit:

you could always order a blow up doll  :sarcastic:

Offline Kool Keef

One of your  hands, some tissues & a pornographic website of your choosing.
Job done.  :thumbsup:


Offline freeze44

Am sure the collective wg brains can come up with something?

What about a sex show behind a clear screen? Might look a bit odd checking into a hotel with a 6 x 6 screen but sure they would understand?

Would want a disposable body suit to enter the viewing room though as some gunk be around!  :vomit:

Have a wank. Chaturbate is good.


Online Kriss

you could always order a blow up doll  :sarcastic:

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Well worth considering  :thumbsup:

Online Kriss

Am sure the collective wg brains can come up with something?

What about a sex show behind a clear screen? Might look a bit odd checking into a hotel with a 6 x 6 screen but sure they would understand?

Would want a disposable body suit to enter the viewing room though as some gunk be around!  :vomit:

Or a very small glory-hole?

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Well worth considering  :thumbsup:
  She looks better than most SPs on AW   :drinks: :lol: :D


Offline Boundless

Sorry guys, I've just started a similar thread, I didn't see this one!  :dash:

Karma Rx, Vina Sky and Riley Reid on Pornhub & XHamster will be keeping me company until things eventually get back to normal !

Online Moby Dick

you could always order a blow up doll  :sarcastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274748.msg2810575#msg2810575

Dunno how she would open the door to let you in.
And you’d have to give it a good wipe down for the next guy.

Karma Rx, Vina Sky and Riley Reid on Pornhub & XHamster will be keeping me company until things eventually get back to normal !
Riley Reid is HOT! Ive got a thing for Skylar Vox at the moment  :thumbsup:

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Online Bustydusty

Literally just come across a lovely newbie - Gabbie Carter

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Offline tesla

don,t know what puts me off more, spotty back or the tattoo mutilation

Online Goldfinch

don't know what puts me off more, spotty back or the tattoo mutilation
Definitely the tattoos-hate them. :thumbsdown:

Go to the pub...oh sorry even that pleasure is being denied us!

Offline freeze44

Go to the pub...oh sorry even that pleasure is being denied us!

Yep! Not quite gone stir crazy yet but my mental health is suffering with limited things to do! As an example a 60 something year old smiled at me earlier. In them long forgotten normal times, would just think 'aw what a sweet old dear'.

But now, I find myself thinking 'she was quite tidy...wonder what she looks like naked...is she coming onto me' Am going to call one of them help lines...just hope the advice is not more wanking!!

This one https://www.adultwork.com/5669872 has been showing up in Carlisle. Dont know how she she does it maybe full PPE and a condom?





Offline wilbers

This one https://www.adultwork.com/5669872 has been showing up in Carlisle. Dont know how she she does it maybe full PPE and a condom?

Given it says she's accessing from Spain, no chance of infecting anyone in Carlisle!

Don`t shoot the messenger  . . .  :D

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Phone sex can be quite enjoyable.

One i use occasionally called Angel's Callbacks and they do cater for any fantasty you can think of even taboo stuff which lets face it we all have those but never tall about them in public but its a good way of acting them out without anyone coming to actual harm

Offline Kool Keef

Phone sex can be quite enjoyable.

One i use occasionally called Angel's Callbacks and they do cater for any fantasty you can think of even taboo stuff which lets face it we all have those but never tall about them in public but its a good way of acting them out without anyone coming to actual harm

Phone sex always makes me think of this:   :D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4OKdmboOcI


Online Bustydusty

Found her  :D

Pervy friend of mine told me about her - she is gorgeous

pornhub premium is free for a month  :hi:

pornhub premium is free for a month  :hi:
Dont you have to sign up first though and give your credit card details before you can use premium??

Offline bigmc

Dont you have to sign up first though and give your credit card details before you can use premium??

Not while its free, give them an email address ( secret punting one, we all have one of those  :thumbsup: ) you dont even have to verify it.
I did it the other day to see what else you got for it

Online Kriss



Surely now's the time as part of your exercise routine to include some flexibility exercises.

If you've never tried sucking yourself off give it a go...... Not possible for me unfortunately.... With my arthritis, I'd probably stick like that, which might be a bit embarrassing.

Alternatively, try fucking your own arse.........not sure if that's allowed on this forum.... Can't work out if it's a homosexual practice, shagging your own bum.
It can be done. Apparently there's examples on porn channels..... Only what I've heard  :unknown: