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Online Sar-Major

good to see you back S-M.   :drinks:

Cheers DM,   :drinks:

I count myself to be very fucking lucky indeed to still be here. As well as not having some really serious injuries, the ones I have are friggin bad enough. I'm not superstitious but some bugger was watching over me that day, and I take my hat off to whoever it was.  :hi:

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Offline catweazle

Welcome back SM, probably not a bad time to be laid up!

Online Sar-Major

Pleased to see you back SM I heard your lawyer was so good he got Stevie Wonder a driving licence.

Cheers ya "Little Cunt", now fuck off and get a new script writer like I told you last friggin year................  :dash:   :D

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Online Sar-Major

He may have found it althought think he would prefer a golden track pin.

"Me Thinks" you've done ya share of "Track Bashing" in ya time ORC?  :scare:  :lol:

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Online Sar-Major

Kinky owld bugger. :D

When I wrote it, I knew "Some Twat" would turn it around and bring the "Kinky" stuff to the board..............  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Online Sar-Major

Many Thanks to all you chaps for the "Well Wishes" and "Speedy Recovery" messages.  :thumbsup:

Really Appreciated.  :drinks:

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Online Sar-Major

Good to see you're back SM.........even if you are from the wrong part of the 'Forces' :D

Cheers FB,    :drinks:.....................

But just to let yo know that the "British Army" was established long before you "Crabfats" on April Fools Day 1918.  :thumbsup:

Some feker was having a right old laugh forming you fekers up on that fekin day...............  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Online Sar-Major

Welcome back SM, probably not a bad time to be laid up!

Cheers CW.   :drinks:

Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Online Kev3773

Cheers CW.   :drinks:

Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Does the ceiling not need a new coating  :sarcastic:
Welcome back Sar  :hi:

Online Sar-Major


Does the ceiling not need a new coating :sarcastic:
Welcome back Sar  :hi:

Ya never know Kev, ya never know.  :sarcastic:

Cheers mate.  :drinks:

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Offline Lingus10

Who would have thought such a grumpy twat would be so popular - world has gone truly mad  :D

Offline Mansell

Cheers CW.   :drinks:

Try telling that to the snake with nearly 2 months worth of venom built up, it'll blow some lassies heed off when it goes.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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2 months SarMag it'll be more like 4 or 5 by the time we all get punting again I'm afraid. She's in for a treat whoever the lucky lassy is.  :D :D :D

Online winkywanky

She'll be in for a right 'drilling'  ;).

Online Sar-Major

Who would have thought such a grumpy twat would be so popular - world has gone truly mad  :D

Friggin Hell!!!!! Looks like I've got a "Bloody Stalker" as ya seem to know me so well..................  :scare:   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Online Sar-Major

She'll be in for a right 'drilling'  ;).

Too friggin true mate..............  :lol: :lol:

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"Me Thinks" you've done ya share of "Track Bashing" in ya time ORC?  :scare:  :lol:

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Only in a CAT 360  :lol: :lol:


Welcome back SM good to hear you’re ok you owld twat

Online Sar-Major

Nice to see you back SM  :hi:

Cheers C-GT.  :drinks:   Glad to be back home, even tho I'm limited as to what I can do at the moment.   :scare:

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Online Sar-Major

Welcome back SM good to hear you’re ok you owld twat

Cheers HD,   :drinks:  But steady on a Mo.............. I friggin "Resemble" that comment.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Online Sar-Major

Only in a CAT 360  :lol: :lol:

Ah, I see, one of them "Posh" yellow jobbies..................  :D

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Offline toon972

Good to see you back SM, looks like most of us are having a break anyway.  :rolleyes:

Online Sar-Major

Good to see you back SM, looks like most of us are having a break anyway.  :rolleyes:

Cheers T.   :drinks:

Well it makes me feel a bit better you boys having a break, as I can't even be arsed to have a wank at the Mo.  :D  :D  :D

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Haha SM is still around. Sorry To hear about your accident, but glad you are still doing well! Take care and get well soon.

Online Sar-Major

Haha SM is still around. Sorry To hear about your accident, but glad you are still doing well! Take care and get well soon.

Cheers for the well wishes matey.    :drinks:    Its a slow process, and still waiting for more bruises to appear.  :scare:

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Online winkywanky

Which part are you talking about, or shouldn't we ask?

Online winkywanky

Get well soon by the way SM :hi:.

Online Sar-Major

Which part are you talking about, or shouldn't we ask?

All parts of the back of my body, had a few good ones on the backs of my legs and shoulders. The lumbar region is where the friggin pain is the worst, and have had no bruises there "YET". Also had a couple of smallish ones on my arms.

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Offline tynetunnel

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...  :cry:

Offline FLYING BLUE

“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...  :cry:

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perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?   ;)

Online winkywanky

“Poor auld bugger” is most likely getting a bit infirm WW. It’s to be expected at his age really...  :cry:


No comment (because I'm pretty sure I'm older  :P).

Offline MME

Bet it was like the singing detective.

Did you not mean the Stinking Defective ..?

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

He was pissed as a fart at the time though.

His kebab took the brunt of the impact.



Offline Lingus10

All parts of the back of my body, had a few good ones on the backs of my legs and shoulders. The lumbar region is where the friggin pain is the worst, and have had no bruises there "YET". Also had a couple of smallish ones on my arms.

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Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Seriously tho SM glad your on the mend
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Online Sar-Major

Flamin' 'eck. A fall?

Aye about 6 foot flat onto my back............. Ouch.  :wacko:

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Online Sar-Major

:lol: :lol: :lol:

perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?   ;)

Well I suppose we can do one for you too FB....................... Take your pick.

Friggin Lieutenant
Squabbling Bleader
Wank Commander
Grope Captain

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Online Sar-Major

Did you not mean the Stinking Defective ..?

Now Now just because your a "Friggin Soap Dodger" MME...............  :scare:    :D  :D  :D

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Online Sar-Major

He was pissed as a fart at the time though.

His kebab took the brunt of the impact.

I bloody wish, I probably would have walked away with a couple of little bruises.  :lol:

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Online winkywanky

Aye about 6 foot flat onto my back............. Ouch.  :wacko:

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Wow. You're still able to walk, that's a plus.

Offline tynetunnel


Wow. You're still able to walk, that's a plus.

Is that a typo WW?  :unknown: :lol:

Online winkywanky

Might be misconstrued as such, true  ;)

I am sure all the compliments on here are doing him the world of good.

Offline toon972

:lol: :lol: :lol:

perhaps a rename is in order - Senile Major?   ;)

I think he would prefer penile major.  :D

Offline FLYING BLUE

Well I suppose we can do one for you too FB....................... Take your pick.

Friggin Lieutenant
Squabbling Bleader
Wank Commander
Grope Captain

 :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:

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I think 'Grope Captain' suits me rather well :hi: :lol:


Online Sar-Major

I am sure all the compliments on here are doing him the world of good.

There friggin "NOT"as it hurts like fuck when I laugh, ya "Pack of Bastards".................... :scare:    :sarcastic:

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Online Sar-Major

I think 'Grope Captain' suits me rather well :hi: :lol:

Fucking "Perv"..................  :P    :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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