External Link/Members OnlyThanks to Diggler and Azucar for reviewing this budget cockdodging MILF, and laying down the gauntlet for fellow Swordsmen to “Put her to the sword”
The Comms: Super simple. Prompt but perfunctory replies to text messages. Available with an hour’s notice. Booked 30 mins for £60 and, armed with the postcode, hopped on the Northern Line to Colindale.
The Location: As well as the postcode, she gives you the name of the block, which is a 30 seconds stroll from the tube. I’d overshot the block though and had to backtrack when I got to a big map of the estate which would have been more helpful if placed at the start of it, rather than the middle. Told what number buzzer to press on arrival, and in I went to the first floor of a decently clean, new-ish build block. Area seems nice and safe.
The Girl: This lady is what Google should return upon a search for ”petite Hungarian MILF”. Small, fit body with nice augmented tits, initially concealed behind matching lingerie. Had no issues with them once unleashed, unlike others who opined that they were oddly-shaped. To me, they looked, smelled and tasted like tits, so all good. Told me during the meet that she was 46 years old; I’m inclined to believe her. Don’t get many indigenous 46 year olds that look like this wench. From the previous reviews, I was semi anticipating a frosty reception, so, feeling pretty good in myself that particular day, decided to go in on the charm offensive. As she emerged from behind the door upon me entering the flat, she was smiley and friendly; the only thing frosty were my hands which she remarked on upon a handshake and peck on the cheek greeting. I rubbed them together and told them they would be warmed up soon enough...
The Meet: The flat was immaculately clean, and Amy’s room was in keeping with this. Asked her if I could freshen up and she handed me a clean, fluffy red towel and pointed me into the nice, clean, spacious en suite. Decent shower and small selection of body and mouth washes that I availed myself of.
Back in the room, Amy gestured for me to lay on my front on a towel on the bed, which I presumed to mean the start of the massage which seems to be part of her repertoire, so I went along with it. She sat on my butt with her bra and knickers still on. In hindsight, I wish I’d told her to take them off then, as she had lovely fanny lips, of the kind I have fond memories of another Hungarian MILF sliding up and down on my butt and back during a massage. Used oil and gave my back an uninspiring massage for a few mins before asking me to turn over. Massaging my front was a bit piss poor, and something that I will dispense with letting her do if I return, simply for the reason that she spent too long at the tops of my thighs - the thin, sensitive skin of the groin - and stretched the shit out of them like she was making a pizza base, oblivious to my winces.
It was here though that she unleashed her lovely jubblies, which had a nice heft and feel to them, and she rubbed them on my chest and around my cock, which finally started to awaken. Again, as other reviewers have pointed out, penetration is not listed on her AW, and so I was worried that I had just paid £60 to have my gooch-skin stretched like a tribesman’s lip, but this was short-lived as she sank her chops into my member for some OWO. Was decent enough without being mind blowing, and I was enjoying the view, and looking forward to returning the favour. However, before I could do this, she reached for the mac and, in one quick motion, started to apply it to the head of my dick, her knickers still on. I said whoa there Nellie, and stopped her in her tracks, looking confused. I told her I wanted her to take her knickers off and I was gonna go down on her, so she stood and peeled them off, revealing a neat little shaven fanny. I guided her to the bed onto her back, and she tried to wriggle as far up the bed as she could get. I asked her is this okay and she responded by saying is okay, just a little, making a gesture with thumb and forefinger that could either have denoted the quantity of head she would accept, or the size of my flaccid member when I came in from the cold.
Just a little my arse; I grabbed her by the ankles and hauled her down the bed, away from the sanctity of her bundle of pillows, and she squawked as - in the same motion - I buried my head between her legs and started munching her like a hungry zombie. She groaned and - as another reviewer observed - covered her head with her forearm. I was disappointed that she didn’t curse me in her native tongue, but, instead I was pleased that the work of my native tongue elicited groans of pleasure and heavy breathing. I must say - and I told her as much, to bashful giggling - that she had a lovely pussy. Immaculately clean, with a nice-sized hooded clit, and impossibly symmetrical labia like butterfly wings, that I sucked into my mouth to more groans and squirming. I came up for air and asked her if it was okay, and she said good, but that she wouldn’t come. I queried what, you never come? And she said she does, but only in her private life. So I dive dive dived again and went to town on her to make damn sure she had a hard time not coming. No fingers allowed, but you better believe I rubbed, licked and sucked that clit and those lips until she gasped and pushed my head away. I really think she is capable of coming like this, but employs Jedi mind tricks to make sure she doesn’t.
She looked at me like she knew what I was up to - though she couldn’t possibly have - and I shrugged and grinned as she rubbered me up and asked how I would like it. Told her to go on top, and she lowered herself onto me. Nice and wet, and surprisingly tight for a mature woman. Enjoyed the view of her rocking and bouncing away, but was disappointed when I asked her if she kissed, whereupon she pursed her lips and pecked me on mine, saying only like this. I said what a waste, pecked her once more, then sucked her tit instead. Pulled her down to me so her tits were crushed against my chest, and started the pounding.
I do think the reviewers that said you have to beast this bitch were spot on. She is not fucking you because she can’t get enough sex, and she doesn’t want to provide the very best service, so, the best you can do is make sure you make it as difficult as you can for her to
NOT enjoy it, which means drilling her like root canal. I pounded her in CG - her gasping and pussy pulsing - until she asked to swap to doggy. Beautiful sight of her firm ass and tight, neat back door that I could only dream of smashing in, and the pounding continued, this time smashing her further and further up the bed towards the cushions that she had previously sought sanctuary at. Nowhere else to go, her face was buried there as I reached under and started furiously rubbing her clit; she obviously hadn’t anticipated this - thinking its ordeal was over - but more gasps were forthcoming as she continued to try not to enjoy it. Flipped her up over into mish and dragged her back down the bed by her ankles again, and jammed myself up to my nuts in her guts, me kneeling with her legs folded over my thighs. Knew this was were I’d pop so I rode that train, playing with her tits and watching them bounce hypnotically back and forth. I swear this girl forgot she wasn’t s’posed to come with punters, and nearly gave into reckless abandon as her hand found her clit and she started to rub it, gasping away until I cheekily told her it’s okay, you can come if you want, whereupon she smiled and shook her head as I busted in the bag.
Aftercare was good as she took the rubber off and gave me a few wipes to clean myself off with. Quick shower again, she was happy to dry any oil residue off my back, and was nice and chatty as I got dressed. She was heading home to Hungary for a week soon after the meet, and says that she goes there in the summer months too. Would love to see that MILFY body with nice tan lines on it, so, yes, I think I would return, and that there would give me additional reason.
As with any punt, of course YMMV, but, despite the unimpressive massage and limited services, I enjoyed it. I rate myself a solid 8/10 for this punt, having docked myself a couple of points for not having taken a Viagra, meaning this Swordsman’s blade was ever so slightly dulled, and could not inflict massive damage.
Topic: Amy-Posh - Colindale - #swordsmanchallenge (Read 4707 times)
