Author Topic: Blueberrygirl - Kings Cross - disappointing!  (Read 8280 times)


48 review(s) for The Blueberry Girl (41 positive, 5 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline bonapati

A chubby girl called Blueberrygirl

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60mins / £150

Location - 3 min walk from kings cross tube station. Her flat itself was hard to find that added to the frustration. Once in the block it’s not discreet either.
Inside it’s granny old fashioned in the room with a four poster bed that did add to the ambience at all.

Comms. All by AW and text. She comes across as funny then goes cold and all serious. I had mixed feelings and shouldn’t have gone or walked. She likes to write long emails too and uses words to show how “educated” she is.

The SP. nothing like her well posed photos. Gut and tyres around waist. I asked her to keep her clothes on to save the embarrassment. Skin not smooth either. More Romanian than Polish tbh. About 5”6 tall. B/c cups natural but not great. She is size 12-14. I won’t notice her if we were the only ones left on an island. Average looking not a stunner or pretty as I know it. Room lights were seen hiding what I saw when I left.

She got the simple uniform wrong while she agreed and confirmed. During roleplay she would start using a suburban American accent which was a turn off for me but worse she would abruptly stop in between to say things like. That’s not allowed, that’s extra or you not allowed to say those words.

The session could have been better. Everytime she got the Dom out she would slip on surgical gloves which seemed to be a little ceremony for her. I kept losing my wood. During the break she made her self a cuppa didnt offer me. Not that I would have accepted. All along making her drink I could her her fake gasping from the room. Her BJ was average with fake noises as if to make me thing I was down her throat.

She can take a good pounding but what’s the benefit when it feels like you are banging the bird down the bookies.
She jerks me off and dodges every bit yet smiling. Kissing happened but felt mechanical. No fingers. Minimal anal play. She has a routine and gets stroppy if you make her change. Overall I got the impression of a SP who is tired, jaded and falling out and Rude in someways or the other.

She tends to brand herself like many who started out same time as she did but are all retired or almost.

For me not worth £150. £120 at best.

I won’t return nor recommend (t my worse enemy). I’m sure she has some gullible regulars (who need to go to specsavers) I have to repeat her attitude stinks. It's a buyer’s market the days when Polish SP ruled are gone. She needs to hits the gym and stop her blueberry pie subscription.

That’s what happens when you get used to Russian totty.


« Last Edit: March 15, 2020, 09:46:51 pm by bonapati »

Offline peter purves

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Sorry to hear mate!  :(

It is one of the areas I choose to boycott for the reasons you describe. Punter's Alienation  :dash: :(

Out of interest what words were you not allowed to say??  :D
« Last Edit: March 15, 2020, 09:39:20 pm by peter purves »
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Offline bonapati

Sorry to hear mate!  :(

It is one of the areas I choose to boycott for the reasons you describe. Punter's Alienation  :dash: :(

To make it worse she told me even finds her flat easy to find and that after being there 3 yrs there’s been no suspicion from Neighours - yeah right.

Offline Sheraton

Thanks for the post -- one to avoid !

Offline Bornslippy

who ate all the (blueberry) pies!!

Offline BanksRobin

To make it worse she told me even finds her flat easy to find and that after being there 3 yrs there’s been no suspicion from Neighours - yeah right.
She might be right as going by your review mate, I doubt many will fancy a trip over to see that chubby fucker.

Offline mitrapanu

Hey Bonapati,
Sorry for your shit punt.
She is not cheap, so I understand your disappointment.
I have read some glowing reviews of her, but now that I have read your feedback, I'll think twice before booking her   :thumbsdown:

Offline samson02

Thanks very much for this Bonapati.  I had my suspicions she wasn't all she is (sometimes) cracked up to be which is why I didn't act on my initial enthusiasm for her when she first arrived.  So thanks for the intel.  Much appreciated mate.

Offline winkywanky

What a shame he can't log on to see the appreciative comments!

What happened for him to receive a 7-day ban?

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What a shame he can't log on to see the appreciative comments!

What happened for him to receive a 7-day ban?

There's a thread at the top of the forum announcing 7 day bans for members starting threads on a particular topic.

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Offline king tarzan

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What a shame he can't log on to see the appreciative comments!

What happened for him to receive a 7-day ban?

he is a very good contributing 🐅...
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline Brand242

Thanks for the review OP. I’m glad I took this one off my HL a while back. Was very close to meeting her but her comms were very cold and didn’t give me a good feeling that the punt would go the way I wanted. Glad the decision was the right one. Sounds like she’s on a sharp decline after lots of positive reviews.

Offline Heph

She's  going to have to work at least half a dozen good ones to repair the damage from this. No longer my cup of tea.

Offline Clooney

I’m a little sad to hear all these comments. She was someone I’d wanted to meet for a while, but I’m also getting increasingly sick of turning up expecting to find a size 10 as advertised, then meeting a size 16.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m absolutely fine with meeting bigger girls - when I book a bigger girl!

Sometimes you do want a little hardbody and when you book and expect one, to find someone who is clearly not as advertised is a bit of a buzz kill.

Offline Bornslippy

completely agree. my ideal girl is size 8 and that's what I try to book. when I'm presented with a size 12+ it instantly dampens the meet.
I'm sure if I was touting myself as a super cut muscular specimen, the lady punter would be rather....meh

Offline bonapati

What a shame he can't log on to see the appreciative comments!

What happened for him to receive a 7-day ban?

Thanks for all the kind comments chaps. I have been following as much as I can but it’s not the same jig you can’t respond.

Apologies to all admin, I just wasn’t aware of the notice not to start a new thread. Nothing intentional but hey we all need a smack from time to time.

7 days away and it punting felt so distant.

Offline bonapati

he is a very good contributing 🐅...

KT. As you know we do what do for the community.
Glad to see all the good eggs both boys and girls are refraining in this lockdown.


Offline Mr_Shins

I can't quite work out what your roleplay was.

I had her booked a long time ago but had to cancel then never got to see her. She came across as funny and I thought our session would be a giggle. Was there a sergei about? Or she just ignored or completely misunderstood everything you had asked for?


Offline bonapati

I can't quite work out what your roleplay was.

I had her booked a long time ago but had to cancel then never got to see her. She came across as funny and I thought our session would be a giggle. Was there a sergei about? Or she just ignored or completely misunderstood everything you had asked for?

Never mind what the role play was (estate agents and tenant) how hard can that be? . The thought of the session needs to be erased from my mind.
Don’t think there’s a Sergei involved but who knows. She is a girl with a routine and I’m a guy without one.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2020, 05:15:16 pm by bonapati »

Offline Fu-Qin Boi-Ling

Never mind what the role play was (estate agents and tenant) how hard can that be? . The thought of the session needs to be erased from my mind.
Don’t think there’s a Sergei involved but who knows. She is a girl with a routine and I’m a guy without one.

Ive heard about her routine during the punt, is it true you are not allowed to touch ur cock then touch her pussy???

Offline bonapati

Ive heard about her routine during the punt, is it true you are not allowed to touch ur cock then touch her pussy???

Well that’s not something I would do generally but I remember she slung out a pair of blue surgical gloves before extracting her butt plug and also when putting the condom on. Not only did I feel like and NHS patient but was also a major turn off.

I’m sure once upon a time she was a good at her job.

In these difficult times she should get a domestic cleaning job where she can make good use of those gloves!

Offline The Owl

Ive heard about her routine during the punt, is it true you are not allowed to touch ur cock then touch her pussy???

Regardless of the review rating that's a sensible rule for an escort to follow. A penis can leak semen before ejaculation so if you play with yourself then finger a woman with the same hand you could quite easily end up doing so with semen on you fingers. Even pre-cum can get a woman pregnant and it's even more likely to be capable of transmitting an STI.

Offline bonapati

Regardless of the review rating that's a sensible rule for an escort to follow. A penis can leak semen before ejaculation so if you play with yourself then finger a woman with the same hand you could quite easily end up doing so with semen on you fingers. Even pre-cum can get a woman pregnant and it's even more likely to be capable of transmitting an STI.
Fact!