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Author Topic: Deluxe Anna DON'T BE FOOLED  (Read 21880 times)


8 review(s) for deluxeanna (2 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


I tell you what if he had punted with that young slim asian as I had suggested he would have a better time than his punt.

I like Sadgit he is a character.

Offline hendrix

I tell you what if he had punted with that young slim asian as I had suggested he would have a better time than his punt.

I like Sadgit he is a character.

If he fancies an older, slim asian, I'll punt him. Will need to bring along my BBC mates just for safety in case he turns violent though.

Hey, Lone Ranger, has it not occurred to you that since your comprehension ability is zero, nobody can be fucked with you anymore? What do you think it suggests?

I can't be bothered to keep repeating myself. Look at the pattern. You ask for advice. You get advice. You ignore it. You ask again, get told again. Ignore again. How was your last punt, dickhead? Was it predictable? Yes. What could that possibly suggest?

I'm beginning to think that the Romanian pimp didn't refund you for fear of police, but rather, like most people, he just felt paying you to fuck off was a great investment.


Offline vorian

If he fancies an older, slim asian, I'll punt him. Will need to bring along my BBC mates just for safety in case he turns violent though.

Do they know Karate, Hendrix, if not they might not be able to protect you. 
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Sadgit

Quality, from the idiot that doesn't even know the difference between your & you're :thumbsdown:

lol I make typos all the time and often my predictive type does its own thing and I really dont bother to check it nor bother to mention it in others post.

Ive been on many forums and when people start to resort to focusing their effort on  typos, grammar, punctuation, full stops etc its like watching someone drowning and splashing around trying to grab something...anything to pull themselves out of the shitsand they created.

Have a look through this post there are tons of mistakes but few as stupid as the lack of comprehension you displayed. 

Offline hendrix

Do they know Karate, Hendrix, if not they might not be able to protect you.

I don't know, but they had massive cocks which would hold him at bay I'd have thought  :unknown:


Offline vorian

I don't know, but they had massive cocks which would hold him at bay I'd have thought  :unknown:

Only for a time, before his boys turned up as back up. Your BBC bodyguards might have bring in the TS reinforcements........

The question I think should be, is there a Roleplay to be had out of this   :D :D
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline hendrix

Only for a time, before his boys turned up as back up. Your BBC bodyguards might have bring in the TS reinforcements........

The question I think should be, is there a Roleplay to be had out of this   :D :D

Definitely a roleplay here..perhaps it ends with everyone jizzing over a car purchase contract that Sadgit then has to lick up and spit back out over his newly purchased motor that isn't actually his due to a contractual dispute? One of the TS's then give's him a lift home on her erection. Something like that. It's going to cost a packet though  :( Gandhi would just be on the sidelines not participating, just having a peaceful wank maybe?
« Last Edit: April 08, 2014, 09:23:46 PM by hendrix »

Offline vorian

Definitely a roleplay here..perhaps it ends with everyone jizzing over a car purchase contract that Sadgit then has to lick up and spit back out over his newly purchased motor that isn't actually his due to a contractual dispute? One of the TS's then give's him a lift home on her erection. Something like that. It's going to cost a packet though  :( Gandhi would just be on the sidelines not participating, just having a peaceful wank maybe?

As long as we can have "Kung Fu Fighting" playing as background music, I'm willing to go halves  :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

It seems like saggytit has gone to bed. I would have expected mister black belt in bold font to have made some inane response by now.

Offline hendrix

I'm actually seriously considering blowing £50 on this girl just to see if she was as shit as claimed. The bouncer can watch if he wants. :D

Offline James999

lol I make typos all the time .

Your and You're is not a typo  :dash:

Your and You're is not a typo  :dash:

If you don't put it in bold it doesn't count. Sheesh, you guys don't get it. Gaaawd.

Offline Sadgit

I tell you what if he had punted with that young slim asian as I had suggested he would have a better time than his punt.

I like Sadgit he is a character.

Yep you could be right.
The whole idea of me not taking advise is just a crutch for Stealthshagger but now he is beating himself on the head with it.
He doesnt want to defend the claim but is happy to repeat it time and time again.
He follows me from thread to tread with the same sack of shit but you ask him to open it and all you get are excuses. lol

I dont expect anyone to say YES SG took my advise and Im not going to call anyone out to do so.
If they are too coward to admit I took their advise them I'll leave them cowering in the corner from fear of group backlash.


If the mods decide they cant take the whining of a handful who bit of more than they can chew so are now crying to get me removed then I will have the last laugh.

Its like being in a boxing match and crying to your corner, the referee and everyone in the front row to throw the towel in order to get that other guy out of the ring
Would you really take pride and claim victory.

Shows what depths some people with stoop to when their pride is hurt and their balls aint big enough to accept their wrong.

Offline rogerc23

Your certainly persistant,surely its lights out in the care home at 10?

Offline Sadgit

I'm actually seriously considering blowing £50 on this girl just to see if she was as shit as claimed. The bouncer can watch if he wants. :D
Hendrix
Ive said before theres nothing wrong with her body...face is a little rough compared to what you have posted.
The worse thing is her attitude.
Get a mate to phone in the middle of you punt and see if she answers the phone  :drinks:

Oh good, he's back.

I have made my position clear, and stated what you need to do. You opt to ignore. And then ask me to keep repeating myself. As I have said many times, go back to your threads and read the advice. And make use of it.


Offline vorian

Hendrix
Ive said before theres nothing wrong with her body...face is a little rough compared to what you have posted.
The worse thing is her attitude.
Get a mate to phone in the middle of you punt and see if she answers the phone  :drinks:

She won't get the chance to with three BBC in her.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline James999

taking advise

took my advise

I took their advise

 to accept their wrong.

Are you sure you're not a pro$$ie, you seem stupid enough  :hi:

Offline Sadgit

Your and You're is not a typo  :dash:

There you go again James....failing to pay attention to details.
Did I ever claim it was a typo ?

I said...."lol I make typos all the time and often my predictive type does its own thing and I really dont bother to check it"

Its ok you can be selective on the parts you wish to quote to support you argument but the whole picture is there for anyone to read.


Ps I see Stealthagger is out to recruit allies and your on the top of the list.

b]Stealths[/b] blatant creeping up your arse for mutual support  is better than a Thai Ladyboy's rimming.
 Do me a favor and sign up whilst whilst going through my post with a spell checker....Its really putting me off ANAL for my next punt  :lol:


Offline James999

So many excuses, odd how "predictive" gets it wrong for you so often and you're not even bright enough to recognise it, it's like shooting fish in a barrel with you, I'll have to sharpen my aim to hit that little cock of yours though  :sarcastic:

Why do you even care about the enjoys list? You are just going to go to a known bait and switch, tell her you are ready for combat duty and that she will never take your freedom, she will call the local mental facility, and they will tranquillise you, you will dream you are walking home with your money, avoiding being followed by them commies. Then you will wake up in the padded room with your laptop, you will log in here, write a bad review, and wonder how it got to this.

Then you will remember to write some words in bold, because it might hurt someone's feelings (not everyone trained in your bedroom solo seminars on avoiding a tail and psychological operations, or your mma).

Keep going sadgit, it sounds like punting is going brilliantly for you, and your experience here is most rewarding. It must be everyone else, not you. Keep it up.

Offline yorkshire123



I've always been a sucker for a lost cause.
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline akauya



100% agree (not yet at least) haven't laughed this much for ages - what  thread!!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




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