Strawberry Creams / Lejeu escort party - Past sell by date?

[simon07]

Somewhere between a Neutral and Negative, just missing Negative for
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I waiting to see if anyone reviewed this event as it ran all last week and 2 days were said to be sold out. No one has, they must have loved it.
Max of 5 guys and 5 gals. As a newbie I had to pay £200 upfront by card, which I did by a cash passport debit card and kept myself anonymous, though Cristie, did try to tease out my personal details.
Attended a  4 hour party at LJE for total cost of £400. Logistics good and it took nearly 2 hours drive to get to this location 10 miles from Peterborough.

The venue:  Indoor swimming pool, hot tub, living room, pool table, lounge and 5 bedrooms most with en-suite. Cooked meal. All drinks. Changing room. In a private rural location with gated safe parking.

So offered a drink on arrival.  Met the other guys. Then the ladies walked in, first shock nothing like previous reviews and not quite the line up on the LeJeu escort gallery website.

1. Mariana - Brazilian (though I think Spanish) size 14-16 and looked like 50 years old. Looks 4/10
2. Her friend Marcela, Brazilian, good body, size 8, age 40, looks 5/10
3. English big boobed milf, age maybe 38, loud, tattoed, size 10-12, looks 6/10
4. Niky, Slovakian, maybe 35, saggy boobs maybe, size 8-10, looks 7/10
5. Nelly, Egypian, age 24, size 6-8, looks 9/10, size 6-8, tall.

So one guy, Mr P, decided who was getting who, and I got Mariana allocated to me! We play strip pool and Mariana was reluctant for me to lose and take her clothes off. If I potted, I could choose who took off what. Something different and we could help ourselves to drinks.

I was asked by Mariana to shower which I did and I note she did not. I really did not fancy her and undressed noted rolls of fat on belly with attempt to tattoo C/S scar. She was sweating profusely and with size 14-16 frame, it was eyes wide shut and get over this with cowgirl. The first gal you have 60 minutes, second gal 45 mins and third gal 30 minutes. After 5 minutes, I came, showered and to her shock wanted to go downstairs.

Down to the ground floor, had a quick shower and went into the hot tub with the others who eventually turned up.  We played Truth or Dare with dare cards, though they were tame; so we made some up. Nelly sat next to me and there was another guy who was fondling her. I did hope I had her next. Apparently the girls choose the order said Mr P, as I mentioned I was unhappy and I really wanted Nelly.

Off to lunch. I sat down and Nelly did not sit next to me, rather Marcela did, the other Brazilian. Nice body and after lunch upstairs where I gave her a massage. Downstairs everyone was kissing. Upstairs she refused to kiss and did not allow me to go down on her and lick her breasts. So sex in a few positions and I went down after 10 minutes!

After another shower and a tea. This time the English milf sat next to me. Fuck this.

I went to get an orange and then went upstairs to the wc, very pissed off. I was met by Mr P who asked to see me in the office. I explained the girls were crap and I had been misled by previous reviews and this line up was hardly Le Jeu gallery; a bait and switch no less. He apologised and blamed Brexit. He said he hoped Nelly would be with me. I said if she was not, I am leaving!

So now we are in a disco where the gals are meant to do a strip show, except, none of them were able or willing. Fortunately Nelly did come to me and I went upstairs with her with the least allocated time. I massaged her and made her come with oral and she was lovely. Sadly not so good at taking the lead and oral was with condom with her. She was pretty and hot and I struggled to get an erection, tearing 2 condoms. I had blown my cannons with those other 2 gals. However with hand job on self was able to do something and only MISH was possible. Time up.
Downstairs and changed with Nelly helping me dress and kissing me often.

This place is a joke. In other parties, gals have guys queuing up for fucking and here the girls are mostly lazy. Only 1-2 hours fucking for 4 hours duration. Maybe Mr P should sack some of them? This was hardly like the movie Eyes Wide Shut. Maybe other guys have given a positive reviews in the past as the line up was different and their experience was better? It was going to be a negative, except Nelly saved the day for me.

[Bornslippy]

I would be gutted by the quality of the girls. Surely fit 20 year olds should be supplied? fuck that party for £400
hopefully you have better luck at a different establishment

[Bornslippy]

And he blames brexit....lol

[Codwalloper]

I have had some great days with Mr P and his girls, Very different to the day described here. When I have attended there has been a mixture of girls and only once have I not fancied a girl I was sending time with. Sometimes service hasn't been the best. But then, others have blown me away. I have always gone away happy and tired out...
I didn't attend during the op revew week and nor have I met any of the girls mentioned. They dont sound the usual quality and I would be dissapointed too.
Hope MrP. Sorts things out.

[simon07]

Very disappointed with my experience. I must have been the only UK punting member that week as no other reviews.
Not good value for £400 at all.

[20jay]

That sounds more than crappy.  You get such or better women for 30 quid 15min ... a shame for the hard earned money.  hopefully at least the food and shower were good. 

[Bornslippy]

Anyone know if the girls have improved looks/service wise?

[Steely Dan]

I went to the party last week. 3 guys, 3 girls.  Chanel (30ish, size 14 great to fuck black British girl), Bella (24ish slim sexy slovakian)  and Samantha (Greek MILF.  Ok some real signs of age but basically Stiflers mother with crazy hair. Tightest pussy of the lot).

Had a great time.  I like fucking 3 totally different girls.  OP had a crap event last year for sure.  Parties are about the girls.  I got lucky last week.  All 3 snogged, sucked and played up a storm. At parties, one cannot expect 3 like Bella (who was my 'type'). Not saying for a moment OP was wrong in his view last year - sounds like he had two bad performers and the awesome Nelly.  I have been to LJE about 10-15 times and keep going back.  But it is annoying when a girl (woman) is not up for it.  I have had one or two over the years.  Like all parties, can be hit and miss.

I'm already booked in for July.  Maybe Nelly or Tina will be back.
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[sniffer]

Is this place run by a black guy who started a similar set-up near Long Sutton about a decade or more ago? The girls at the LS place were imported and one said she was prevented from going back home to see family when she wanted.