Author Topic: How the fuck can she say she's 41? (Read 6272 times)

themaserman · « **on:** March 13, 2020, 10:26:30 pm »

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I'd put 20 years on that!

Sparta Prada · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2020, 10:38:53 pm »

She’s older and more ugly than an Austin Allegra!

themaserman · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2020, 10:49:16 pm »

£160 an hour ffs!

CheeseBoard · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:51:34 am »

She is probably charging by the kilo

bobby1973 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2020, 06:49:07 am »

87 review's on aw can't be wrong

dream on

king tarzan · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:12:40 pm »

Quote from: themaserman on March 13, 2020, 10:26:30 pm

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I'd put 20 years on that!

would you fuck her all night for a brand new fully loaded BMW X5???

themaserman · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2020, 10:20:29 pm »

I couldn't even if she gave me 5 of her champagne coated viagras for free!

agent47 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:02:24 pm »

Quote from: Sparta Prada on March 13, 2020, 10:38:53 pm

She’s older and more ugly than an Austin Allegra!

boffin · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2020, 04:28:27 pm »

She is an eternal optimist and believes that all punters don't bother going to spec savers !

MrMatrix · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2020, 08:08:43 am »

She's been out in the sun too long

But age is way off

20jay · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:56:58 am »

Quote from: themaserman on March 13, 2020, 10:26:30 pm

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I'd put 20 years on that!

With estimated 51, she should feel flattered.

HawkG · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:11:54 am »

She gives what looks like her real name via her email address. I’m not stalkery enough to a google her, but I’d imagine that it’d put her in the 50-59 group. Probably

George South · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2020, 12:13:42 pm »

Quote from: Sparta Prada on March 13, 2020, 10:38:53 pm

She’s older and more ugly than an Austin Allegra!

I seem to remeber that the Allegro Vanden Plas had a leather interior. Whereas in this case its a leathery exterior

berksboy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2020, 03:10:01 pm »

Has she got a square pussy ?

Dick Emeroids · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2020, 02:52:00 am »

Quote from: berksboy on April 03, 2020, 03:10:01 pm

Has she got a square pussy ?

or a round hole?

George South · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2020, 07:13:13 am »

Back working today!
What's wrong with people.
No to BB but yes to C-19.

TonyD · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2020, 05:08:37 pm »

looks 21 to me

wheres my white stick??

CheeseBoard · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2020, 07:41:34 pm »

Anyone watch UFC? She looks like Nate Diaz

scutty brown · « **Reply #18 on:** May 08, 2020, 08:27:51 pm »

I thought she looked like Scooby Doo

TonyD · « **Reply #19 on:** May 09, 2020, 02:03:49 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on May 08, 2020, 08:27:51 pm

I thought she looked like Scooby Doo

is that rhyming slang??

oddson1970 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 09, 2020, 02:17:47 pm »

l wouldn't even do her for free

Miller Roy · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2020, 06:12:09 pm »

Saw her several times b/w 2010 & 2011. Looks slightly better in person but must have been close to 50 then. Was always clean and tanned

Delivered an okay service but her rimming got me hooked. Worth a visit just for that but bear in mind she’s no spring chicken.

winkywanky · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2020, 06:38:51 pm »

Quote from: HawkG on March 31, 2020, 11:11:54 am

She gives what looks like her real name via her email address. I’m not stalkery enough to a google her, but I’d imagine that it’d put her in the 50-59 group. Probably

What, you mean her actual real name is Mature Surrey-Escort? ([email protected]). I wonder if people call her Matty for short?

Well at least you can say you fucked a posh bird, she's got a double-barrelled surname

Regarding age, I'd say she has to be at least mid-50s, and that's assuming her pics are current.

contentguy · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2020, 07:01:52 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on May 20, 2020, 06:38:51 pm

What, you mean her actual real name is Mature Surrey-Escort? ([email protected]). I wonder if people call her Matty for short?

Well at least you can say you fucked a posh bird, she's got a double-barrelled surname

Regarding age, I'd say she has to be at least mid-50s, and that's assuming her pics are current.

IIRC there was a name in her email address, I think she changed it, perhaps she saw it on here.

Not on my hotlist though.

Guy

The Owl · « **Reply #24 on:** June 03, 2020, 03:30:27 pm »

Quote from: themaserman on March 13, 2020, 10:26:30 pm

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I'd put 20 years on that!

To be fair I've seen some rough old boilers on dating apps claiming to be an age I found hard to believe. I suspect if you've worked out in the sun for years, eaten loads of shit food, drank too much alcohol, smoked too many cigarettes and done enough drugs to kill a crack den full of addicts you may look in your 60's when you're in your 40's.

Just to be clear, that's not a personal judgement on the escort, just something I've observed in my civie life.

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Author Topic: How the fuck can she say she's 41? (Read 6272 times)