Author Topic: Aria 23 (TOFTT: OW, Penetration) in N22 (Wood Green)  (Read 3741 times)


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Offline tantraman

I’d noted this “New Asian (Indian) Girl in Town” down for a TOFTT after sunnyj’s post on the Current Indian/South Asian (not Oriental) Escorts and Masseuses in London thread. I followed through last month …


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Logistics:

Aria answered my call one late afternoon … and I instantly was attracted by her Bollywood voice. She came across a bit dozy, but she explained how I’d just woke her up! Anyway, she informed she’d be available after half-hour, as she needed to wake up proper and freshen-up … she be clean, at least, I thought. I booked 30mins for £70. Postcode texted … and I made my way to it.


Location:

Last month, Aria was based in Wood Green, a 10min walk north of the tube station (parking is controlled between 1100-1300 weekdays) … in a flat above a commercial row along a main throughfare … the entrance was via a back alley off a side road, so it was discreet, but tad dodgy in the dark.

This was unashamedly a whorehouse, as several rooms were kitted out for punting. In fact, Aria took us into one … was dissatisfied with something, and then briskly led me to another bedroom. I heard but did not see another WG. I didn’t have much need for a shower, so can’t comment on wash facilities.


Looks:

Aria is the podgy body in photos below …

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… standing 5’3” with Size 8 frame … short and stocky, busting out 36C tits with dark areola and soft nipples, and butting out a round ass. She felt soft and untoned, and tried to hide her stomach flab.

I was drawn by the fact that she was Indian (and at a price that wasn’t typically inflated) … unblemished, smooth, caramel skin … and a cutesy Kama Sutra face, well-made up with kohl and red lipstick, framed by long black hair billowing down to her ass.

Aria is a believable 23-years-old, and mentioned she’s part-time student … and thus her English is very good, although I didn’t fancy how she used “fucking” in every other sentence!


Services:

I texted on arrival, and Aria called back to direct me to the flat. I was pleased to be greeted by a smiley little Indian lovely … kimono open, black bra and panties on display beneath … I was already looking forward the session. Once we settled in a bedroom, we confirmed the half-hour session, and I paid up £70 … Aria popped out to stash the cash.

I was topless on Aria’s return … and continued to undress before her, as we chatted about her background. Although she seemed comfortable in my presence and with my nudity and with my rising cock, I could sense her inexperience … especially as she made no moves to undress herself or even toward me or my todger. To break the barrier, I thought we’d start gently and so I asked for a massage … laying prone, after bending down my boner. Aria admitted that she wasn’t good at massage … she was right! Straddling my ass, still in her gown and underwear, I endured the crappiest hand massage of my neck, shoulders and back for 5mins. I had to ask her to move her hands down to my ass … she did so, but this was shit and not at all sensual. Fuck her, I thought, literally!

So, asking to get jiggy, Aria finally undressed … and now I noted her flabby midriff. She then rummaged through a bowl of condoms, and asked me my size! WTF!?! She mentioned she had “Super King” … I laughed, as my 5.5” staff is no royalty! Although she eventually chose a rubber, Aria was unbelievably amateurish in trying to roll it down my cock. By this point, the sexperience was fast becoming unsexy … and before I softened, I asked Aria to get down to oral action. Sadly, this was little different from her massage … just rubbish, being only around my tip and soft and samey. As I was more or less insensate in her dumb mouth, I naturally was softening up … Aria noticed, and so tried wanking me hard again. I then knew I needed to get fucking before I lost my erection altogether.

Aria didn’t ask for a position, but lay on her back and lubed up … so, mish it was. I slipped in, and at least her brown snatch was taut and tight … my pump action go me rock-solid, and got her tits rolling, and even got her eyes rolling. The latter with her moaning may have of course been an act, but Aria’s inexperience made me believe otherwise … anyway, all this actually turned me on more … I pounded away, and decided to cum in this one position, as I didn't want to risk disappointment in another. I let myself go in the bag … and then pulled out. The cheeky bitch then commented, “That was fucking quick!”

After rising up to pass me wet-wipes, Aria front-to-back wiped herself. She did not offer me a shower, and I didn't ask as I'd barely broke a sweat. I dressed up, as she lay naked back on the bed, and as we made inane chat. I was out by 23mins … and trudged back to my car.


Conclusion:

Aria is cheap for a bona fide Indian, whom otherwise typically seem to charge a premium for their rare ethnicity in this game. She may be bona fide, but my boner did not find her above Negative … as this was a wasteful punt with an inexperienced and lazy chancer.

« Last Edit: March 12, 2020, 08:19:00 pm by tantraman »

Offline Parking

The cheeky bitch then commented, “That was fucking quick!”

Just when it can't get any worse already FFS :dash:

I have come across her profile before, saw her feet pics and was like no thank you :scare:
« Last Edit: March 12, 2020, 08:37:05 pm by Parking »

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Conclusion:

Aria is cheap for a bona fide Indian, whom otherwise typically seem to charge a premium for their rare ethnicity in this game. She may be bona fide, but my boner did not find her[/i] above Negative … as this was a wasteful punt with an inexperienced and lazy chancer.

 :lol:

Dare I say it my friend  :(

Punter's Alienation  :dash:

Nicely written review - as usual
« Last Edit: March 12, 2020, 11:13:03 pm by peter purves »
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Offline Fully Sated

Thanks for the warning Tantraman, better luck next time, onwards and upwards!

Offline salome

This must be a managed group of "students" as her profile reads very similar to (and named as) Anita 23 External Link/Members Only.

Aria is now in Bethnal Green and it seems this and N22 are the locations is use.

Offline winkywanky

She was a bit meh for you then Tantraman?

She should perhaps just ditch the pretensions of massage and be a pump & dump instead?

At the moment she sounds a bit bone a fido rather than bonafide.

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A WG who doesn't know what she is doing is as much use to me as a kick in the nuts that I haven't asked for. Give me a right dirty bitch who has shagged countless cocks any day, as long as she has a good attitude that is.

Offline sunnyj

Sorry you had a bad punt and thanks OP for the TOFFT review. As always nicely written review.   :hi:

So only positive about her is that she's a genuine Indian and that's not good enough to waste our hard earned £70 on her.  :thumbsdown:

It's hard to find good Indian SPs even though people born in India are now UK's largest foreign-born population. Hope this huge potential is unlocked in the future.  :)

Offline Xtro

Sorry to hear tm. Great review and pics though as usual.

With all that swearing, she sounds quite "gobi" and obviously there was no 'keema'stry between the 2 of you!  :D 


Offline tantraman

With all that swearing, she sounds quite "gobi" and obviously there was no 'keema'stry between the 2 of you!  :D

Indeed, Xtro, she was no dhal-ing, for sure ... and I was naan too pleased with her saag-y belly. Nonetheless, I tried to keep calm and curry on, but soon had to leave raita way!

:P

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Indeed, Xtro, she was no dhal-ing, for sure ... and I was naan too pleased with her saag-y belly. Nonetheless, I tried to keep calm and curry on, but soon had to leave raita way!

:P

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Offline Xtro

Indeed, Xtro, she was no dhal-ing, for sure ... and I was naan too pleased with her saag-y belly. Nonetheless, I tried to keep calm and curry on, but soon had to leave raita way!

:P

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Well, you certainly out did me on that theme.   :thumbsup:

Awaiting winkywankys input now. I'm sure he'll josh with us!   ;)

Offline winkywanky

Indeed, Xtro, she was no dhal-ing, for sure ... and I was naan too pleased with her saag-y belly. Nonetheless, I tried to keep calm and curry on, but soon had to leave raita way!

:P

 :lol:

Top punnery TM  :thumbsup:

Offline winkywanky

:lol:   :lol:   :lol:

Well, you certainly out did me on that theme.   :thumbsup:

Awaiting winkywankys input now. I'm sure he'll josh with us!   ;)


I'd find it hard to out-do that, it was a very good Dosa funny Chaat  :P.

Offline tantraman

I'd find it hard to out-do that, it was a very good Dosa funny Chaat  :P.

But I hope our punting punnery doesn't result in bad korma for us! :rolleyes:

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