External Link/Members OnlyHaving driven all the way to Hall Green yesterday, only to find the door shut, & mobile going to lycamobile ansaphone, I opted for plan b. In future tho this won't even make the a-z.
If it was possible to make this a
Double Negative then I would make it so!
Having failed to enjoy a good time at my preferred venue, having not enjoyed any fun times for a few weeks due mostly to work commitments, I arrived at a fairly well reviewed second option to find the door off its hinges & an older white guy working on it. I was about to walk away but asked if they were open, only for him to shout through, telling "Anna" that she had a customer. I was led thru to a back room by an older Chinese female with an average to poor face, hoping she might only be the receptionist or owner, only to discover once my money was handed over that she was 'it'.
The room itself was very cramped, the massage bench at an angle & my feet were up against the back wall from the off, with just enough room for 'Anna' to stand at the head of it. She appeared to understand & speak decent English to begin with, but as my continued requests for a soft/gentle massage kept turning more medium to hard I kept frustratingly having to remind her she was going too hard. Loads of oil used & kept tickling my sides which was also annoying, more so when I had to ask her to stop doing it. No cc swipes or ball grabs at ths point should also have been a red flag. Lots of shoulder, neck, & upper back work, but little legs & no inside thigh rubbing above the knee at this point either.
After a brief paper towel swipe of the oil she'd slathered all over my back & arms she asked me to roll over, then began a minimal attempt at oiling up my chest, legs & stomach. She seemed to be trying to get my cock to respond while never actually touching it, finally asking me five minutes in; around forty into my hour; if I wanted HE? I should've said no thanks, but stupidly asked if B2B was also on the cards. She said yes, for the expected £40, but as I got up to give her the cash; after some confusion that she wasn't going to do anything until I had; she left the room, leaving the door wide open & cold rushing in; then returned with a mask on her face! I'm like "what the fuck?" to find eventually that she'd taken my one cough due to being a smoker as my having this bloody Coronavirus. I told her with hand signals why I'd coughed, doing it again while mimicking a cigarette in my fingers, before she would take the mask off & then stripped. She revealed a flat chest with sadly unimpressive nipples, a bit of a tummy, & weirdly wispy haired pussy. Stood by my side pinching one nipple while lazily spewing loads of oil on my cock but she wasn't doing much to get me hard. Every time I reached behind her to touch her pussy she either turned & thrust her nipple in my mouth with her butt out of reach, or just moved away; though didn't actually ask me not to touch her pussy. Which was annoying, to the point where I called her out on it, only for her to laugh as if she found it funny. After five frustrating minutes of this, & little 'omk' showing no interest in getting erect, I tried to explain to her that if she let me touch her it might help; also less oil on my cock so there was some friction might help; only for her to start giggling again. That was it for me & I got angry; not something I usually suffer in these situations; but got up, did my best to get some of the oil off of me while finding my underwear & telling her that I wasn't pleased with her, & would make sure others knew she was crap at her job; again met with more giggles & laughter. She must have finally understood my early stopping of her services & angry face wasn't good though, as she grabbed her (previously constantly bleeping phone) & typed in that "I don't speak English" she should've added she doesn't understand it too, as she clearly didn't get the fact she'd not done a decent job in any way. The mask thing had been a bit of a boner killer too, tbh.
On a couple of previous occasions, getting 'angry' with an 'SP' at Bearwood (Bear Tavern) had resulted in the girl being more compliant & providing a decent service in the end; but not this time.
In short, avoid like the virus itself. Unless like me you want to waste your money. Usual £40 paid for 1hr massage, plus another £40 for the supposed HE/B2B. None of which was delivered in any satisfactory way. Like I said, if I could give this a double neg then I would, & no, I will never return here, not even if it was free. As a side, I received a text from Jasmine (hall green) just as I left Selly Park, telling me they were closed today, but to return when open again tomorrow, which sadly isn't possible due to family commitments today.
