Author Topic: Yumiko99 - Goodge Street (underwhelming)  (Read 3386 times)


22 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5438429) (17 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Parking]

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I don't normally see Asian girls as most of them lie about their age and I don't see older women. However I was eager to see what the hype was with this one...
£150 for 1 hour

COMMUNICATION
All by text, very quick to respond usually. I tried to confirm on the day but she was slow to respond, had to prompt again. I was already looking for plan B but she eventually got back to me.

Postcode was not given until I was at Goodge Street Station, apparently she forgot to send it. So it took me an extra 10 mins to reach her flat.

LOCATION
It seems like she lives and works in an old mansion flat, more than one bedroom for sure. In between Goodge Street and Great Portland Station, probably 5-10 mins from each side. Directly opposite the uni.

Definitely another girl in the flat, probably another WG. I heard them shouting across rooms whilst I was in the shower, didn't see the other girl though.

YUMIKO
Honestly she looks better in the flesh than her pics on AW. Chinese, 5ft4, long black hair, size 6, cute feet, probably C cups with bullet nipples. Soft unblemished skin with a scar/mark on her left breast. Claimed to be 27 years old, which is believable. Facially 8/10.

SERVICE
I was greeted in a school girl outfit, initially she appeared a bit shy but soon eased when I spoke to her with my limited Mandarin :dance:

She helped me undress, made me feel a bit awkward as I'm not disabled I don't need the assistance :timeout: Anyhow, went to take a shower having to walk across the hallway. Shower was functional.

Back to the room and she suggested a massage. I went along with it so face down I go. The massage was really good, covered my back, neck, arms, legs with decent pressure. This lasted about 15 mins.

Turn over and she inspected my dick, and tells me because my foreskin doesn't go all the way she can't do OWO... So condom on and her BJ was awful, it was so light I wasn't feeling much. What annoyed me was she was making fake slurping sounds :dash: Moved to slurp on my nipples, both of them! :dash: :dash: :dash: Honestly it wasn't doing anything for me but I didn't know how to tell her in Mandarin :unknown:

Kissing was BS, she was making an odd shape with her lips and pecks me once, then turns away. She avoided any chance of me trying by turning her face away... I got the message.

Time to fuck, changed condoms, lubed up and she starts CG. Her pussy was really tight. She can ride, then squats but she quickly got tired. She is pretty vocal during sex. Moved to missionary and I didn't last long.

Helped me clean up and immediately asked if I wanted a shower. As I was in the shower I heard a punter enter the flat, luckily he went to the other WG. Back to the room, a bit of chit chat whilst I dress up, with a bit of unnecessary assistance.

Peck on the lips and I am out with 10 mins to spare of the hour, not counting the extra 10 mins I wasted at the start waiting for the address and walking to her flat. So technically I was short changed by 20 mins :thumbsdown:

OVERALL
Wholly underwhelmed, I expected better from previous reviews. No OWO (sort of understandable reason, but 9/10 times I haven't been refused like that), no kissing (those BS pecks don't count) let alone FK/DFK.

Obviously I am not welcome to hang around after I had cum, even though the hour wasn't up. Her phone was buzzing a few times during our meeting but she didn't touch it at all.

What is the point of acting attentive when the vital parts of the service have been deliberately ignored. Could be a bit harsh but I wasn't a happy punter.

Again this shows YMMV with any WG...

'Hope to see you again' NO THANKS

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Quite a shame, really. She seems promising at first.

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Thanks for the counterpoint  :drinks:

Shame you had to experience it but a good lesson for all.   :dash:

The assistance undressing and dressing is fine by me when done seductively and attentively.  It doesn't work when done clumsily.

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I forgot to add that her voice and the way she speaks was soft and cute but not in an annoying way. She did lick and suck my balls without asking.

It's a shame as she is good looking and has an amazing body... Sadly her service was simply not on par...

Offline stewpid

Thanks for the review. Does seem this one has gone off the boil or earlier reviews were over hyped perhaps?

I had my eye on this one for my next punt but after this and the previous neutral review will be steering clear now.

Hope your next one is good!  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: March 12, 2020, 07:39:53 am by stewpid »

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Thanks for the review. Does seem this one has gone off the boil or earlier reviews were over hyped perhaps?

I had my eye on this one for my next punt but after this and the previous neutral review will be steering clear now.

Hope your next one is good!  :thumbsup:

Thanks :drinks:

I would say YMMV, my experience happened to be totally different to others :unknown: Maybe it's just my luck...

Offline sunnyj

Sorry you had a bad punt and thanks for the review.  :hi:

Postcode was not given until I was at Goodge Street Station, apparently she forgot to send it. So it took me an extra 10 mins to reach her flat.
Most probably previous punter overran or she's doing back to back bookings.

Offline NeverMind07

Saw her recently, review to follow. She’s ok. Don’t get the hype to be honest as I don’t find her hot. Cute enough, nice bum but 🤷‍♀️

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

Saw her recently, review to follow. She’s ok. Don’t get the hype to be honest as I don’t find her hot. Cute enough, nice bum but 🤷‍♀️
Thanks for the info. I have her on my HL! I personally think Zelda/Ariel and Victoria are overhyped on this forum also!

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Thanks for the very informative review @Parking.

A shame your punt didn't match that of others including my own.

The intel now coming throw suggests she might already be burnt out and/or hardened pro attitude has now set in.

Easily one of the best Chinese girls I have fucked coupled with an excellent attitude. I intend to revisit her and will update if the service is the same or otherwise.
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Thanks for the very informative review @Parking.

A shame your punt didn't match that of others including my own.

The intel now coming throw suggests she might already be burnt out and/or hardened pro attitude has now set in.

Easily one of the best Chinese girls I have fucked coupled with an excellent attitude. I intend to revisit her and will update if the service is the same or otherwise.

I was really looking forward to seeing my first Chinese SP after the promising reviews, but what a disappointment. Attitude wise was fine, she was relieved that I was able to speak a bit of her language.

Maybe I looked like an easy client that she can decide what services to provide without any complaints :unknown: less work for her I guess... Fine by me, she will never see me again (she probably don't give a toss)

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I was really looking forward to seeing my first Chinese SP after the promising reviews, but what a disappointment. Attitude wise was fine, she was relieved that I was able to speak a bit of her language.

Maybe I looked like an easy client that she can decide what services to provide without any complaints :unknown: less work for her I guess... Fine by me, she will never see me again (she probably don't give a toss)

Doubt that's the case mate her penultimate review prior to your visit was a nuetral and appeared to kick the punter out with 10 mins on the clock.

Another has eluded to "a nothing special punt" so perhaps all the goodies that the first batch of punters experienced are now history!
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@Jerk Chicken I guess you're right. It is rare to find a good and consistent SP nowadays...

Offline jtoogood

For £10 more you could have got a neutral service...  Must have changed her prices back this week, indicates to me that she's going for quantity

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For £10 more you could have got a neutral service...  Must have changed her prices back this week, indicates to me that she's going for quantity

Waste another £10 and still get my arse booted out 50 minutes into the hour yeah
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Saw her recently, review to follow. She’s ok. Don’t get the hype to be honest as I don’t find her hot. Cute enough, nice bum but 🤷‍♀️

I guess by the time we get your review on this one (1 so far in 2.5 years) she would be totally fucked out and back on the plane to China or the next country she is gonna hit to fill her purse :D
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Offline NeverMind07

I guess by the time we get your review on this one (1 so far in 2.5 years) she would be totally fucked out and back on the plane to China or the next country she is gonna hit to fill her purse :D

lol fair enough. Been busy with work (blame the virus and low staff levels).
Done now though. Oh and yes  - I have punted all of 4 girls since I moved back to London 3 years ago. One of which is Yumiko. I wouldn’t call myself a punter if I’m honest. Fills
In the gap between on and off relationship. Will see what the new year brings.  :hi: