Awful oriental massage - Dunfermline

[Marvlus69]

Worst massage ever...by a midget.

£100 for an hour...

So wish I had not done this..
Comms.. quick and was there in 30mins
Just of High Street in Dunfermline

Door opened by a wee Chinese man and pointed in direction of a door.opened by a tiny woman who must have been about 4ft
Massage was terrible. Same motions over and over, no pressure she could have put all her weight on me and I wouldn’t have felt it.. no sensual swipes she had got naked to do the massage, she looked better with her clothes on.

The hand job was rubbish, and so was the OW...even though it says without, tip in..all hand motion. 
 Asked her to stop and use hand ...finished and hardly spoke all the while getting dressed.
1/10, negative... shit... awful... big mistake.

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[Goldfinch]

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[Marvlus69]

Thank you, won’t let me do that on ipad

[Goldfinch]

Thank you, won’t let me do that on ipad

I sympathise pal,I ended up walking from a VS punt today.

Hope your next review is a positive.

[Trickus]

So take it she wasn’t 24

[Marvlus69]

So take it she wasn’t 24

More like 44

[horneyboy]

Ouch 100 quid lighter and no joy .

[Allansimpson]

Has anyone else tried this establishment heard they offer full service for £60 but no reviews of full service

[Marvlus69]

Why don’t you go for it… been here long enough without a review..

[auldgreytoun]

I think it’s safe to say any Chinese related ads on VS are a no go

[Allansimpson]

Yeah your right not seen anyone since lockdown girl in the pic on your review doesn’t look to bad no?