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Author Topic: who's the ugliest you have been with  (Read 5444 times)

Offline mcb

Your mum.


(Sorry. Had to get there first before someone else did  :wacko:)

Offline Barry Shipton

That's equally irrelevant though, as "best looking" is equally as subjective.

I think a slightly more productive thread in context of this forum would be one that offers first hand accounts of objectively unattractive escorts who use old photos and/or hide their face or obscure their bodies etc  so you can't tell much about them.

"Julia" from NNE is a good example, but not Rosina. She has clear face pics now and again, (all the time maybe? Can't recall) and doesn't use photoshop etc so you know what she looks like, whether you find her attractive or not.
Excellent point - Rosina might not be my type but she's far from ugly, some guys must find her attractive or she would have gone out of business years ago. Especially as Portable says she's not conning anyone because she's got very recent pics on her site including face shots.

It's the scammers who use fake pics or ones from ten years and two stone ago that we should be highlighting. Remember those shots of Megan from Diamonds that slimmed her a few pounds and polished her up like Barbie Doll.

Offline johno36

I found Rosina attractive in a way, but boy you can multiply it several times with her service

Offline jonone

Yeah shes rank, walked in took a look at her and said id left my wallet in my car and never went back. Black teeth, greasy hair, sweaty and bruises all over her legs.

If anyone names their ugliest lady here with a link they will never be able to go back and see her again even if that had had a great time. Why worry about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire?

This thread is both subjective and cruel. It is not fun and our hobby has to be fun.

If anyone names their ugliest lady here with a link they will never be able to go back and see her again even if that had had a great time. Why worry about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire?

This thread is both subjective and cruel. It is not fun and our hobby has to be fun.

I'll do it, as can I use it as motivation to never ever darken this pro$$ie's doorstep again.

I give you, Amieelee -https://www.adultwork.com/2386709  only went for oral and a handjob.

Rank doesn't even to begin to describe it, as she also stank of a mixture of stale B.O, old spunk & Christ knows what else.

When I came she cleaned my cock with wet wipe  then used the self same wet wipe to mop up my spunk from her non existent tits.  :vomit: :scare:

Offline jarrovian

I would agree it's  cruel to call someone ugly, but have to agree with geordiegooner about aimeelee, its not just her looks, its everything! Even her bedding looks like she's just dragged it from the tip. Imagine your worst nightmare and you come up with aimeelee

Offline mattylondon

I would agree it's  cruel to call someone ugly, but have to agree with geordiegooner about aimeelee, its not just her looks, its everything!
Truth hurts sometimes.  :D


Offline mattylondon

This thread is both subjective and cruel. It is not fun and our hobby has to be fun.
Some would argue the links you post are a form of cruelty.... on the rest of us!  :D

Offline johno36

Yeah shes rank, walked in took a look at her and said id left my wallet in my car and never went back. Black teeth, greasy hair, sweaty and bruises all over her legs.

Who are you refering too?

Offline pe567

Worst I had was a lass in Seaham with huge tits who advertises as a gusher. The place was a tip, she was rank, and smelly
didnt even shag her, just got her to wank me over her tits. Should have walked away but no one else nearby and didnt
want to waste a tablet.

All part of lifes rich experiences!!!

There's a Chester lass not much better....had a chipped tooth and hurt the old lad, didnt shag her either when she
got in doggy position the smell was really bad. I,m afraid I cant stand any type of smell, puts me off straight away.

I'm clean as a whistle and expect the same!!!

Offline Alexdee

 :lol:
haha...if we are honest,  we are probably uglier than the prossies......we have to pay for a girl to fuck us !!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:





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